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crgn @crgn.bsky.social · 1h

This is where having Pizzaballa in Chicago would have ruled.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 5h

We’ve tried showing both halves of Jared Leto’s face and we’re all out of ideas

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 8h

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 6h

At least we no longer have to hear about freedom being in Americans' DNA or whatever. Turns out we love to eat shit and bow to some bloated halfwit like any other people throughout history

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 5h

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crgn @crgn.bsky.social · 8h

Every stop I make, I make a new friend... Well yes, you're a hugely intelligent doggo.

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So Disappointed @sodisappointed.bsky.social · 15h

Terry doesn’t have an upper lip. So, when @crgn.bsky.social requested Salvador Dali for #PlasticeneHalloween, we knew we couldn’t just slap a moustache on Terry and call it a costume.

Instead, we created:

The Persistence of Terry

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crgn @crgn.bsky.social · 1d

Search for "Renata" as the director. Batshit and funny.

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crgn @crgn.bsky.social · 1d

Oh lord, you doing the Mubi shorts? There's a better one lurking there.

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crgn @crgn.bsky.social · 1d

I love the fact that almost a quarter of a century on, Partridge still pronounces it "sumbarine".

crgn @crgn.bsky.social · 1d

Hmmm. Don't think the bark looks right for an ash. Might be a walnut?

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crgn @crgn.bsky.social · 1d

How's Annie? How's Annie?

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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 1d

hahahahahahahahahaha

The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Ash Regan has quit the Alba Party

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crgn @crgn.bsky.social · 1d

Wahey!

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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 1d

Tell him he won, it's not like he'd check.

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crgn @crgn.bsky.social · 1d

Dammit, all the Nobel talk has lodged the 1981 classic* by Brown Sauce in my brains.

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Ariane Burgess MSP @ariane-burgess.bsky.social · 2d

Another mass salmon escape - 75,000 fish lost from Mowi’s Loch Linnhe site during Storm Amy. This is yet another reminder that Scotland’s salmon farming industry is completely out of control
www.fishfarmingexpert.com/fish-farming...

75,000 salmon escape from Mowi Scotland farm during Storm Amy

Around 75,000 farmed salmon with an average weight of 860 grams escaped through a tear in a pen net ...

www.fishfarmingexpert.com

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crgn @crgn.bsky.social · 1d

In 2010: "They're doing a Tron sequel"
In 2025: "They're doing another Tron sequel.

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crgn @crgn.bsky.social · 1d

Never seen the original apart from the boring Disney Time bits. The inclusion of Leto this time around suggests the whole thing is a mix of a very long Producers scam and some sort of situationist joke.

mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 2d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile starts... now.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 2d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 2d

I really have come to 100% believe that the younger, equally evil members of the Trump administration are constantly using AI slop to manipulate their elders.

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 2d

we are governed by Facebook Grandpas who passionately and irrevocably believe that AI images of five-boobed ladies are real

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 2d

he’s gonna end up inventing antisemitism from first principles lmao

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 2d

ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.

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crgn @crgn.bsky.social · 2d

The moment he goes to open the box you can almost see him hesitate and go: "Shit, is my stash in that one?"

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