Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him)
dirgethehyena.bsky.social
Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him)
@dirgethehyena.bsky.social
Xennial | 🏳️‍⚧️| He/him | Goth, nerd, furry, and man of action | feeling MN 🥶| Autistic (ADHD?) |🔞
If you have "no proship" in bio, you should probably block me now (it's me I'm proship)
Big into: Danganronpa, toku, rock & metal. Zeuhl iss deh Hündïn.
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Hennepin County dispatch got a panicked call from a Department of Homeland Security supervisor in Minneapolis requesting assistance because “we only have a few officers but we have 60-70 agitators fighting them.” Hennepin deputies didn’t witness any attacks on agents.
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
ICE agents call for backup during Minneapolis traffic stop, bystanders hurl insults and snowballs
Hennepin County Sheriff’s Office deputies responded to a call for help from an agent who said 60 to 70 “agitators” were “fighting them.”
www.mprnews.org
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Please note that this is a set up for denaturalizing citizens and setting up deportation camps for anyone who disagrees with Stephen Miller.

Also please note that these fascists are bound to lose.

Find your organizing home, join your neighbors, and stand up to these clowns wherever you see them.
NEW: 6th Cir upholds the fed law barring undocumented immigrants from having guns.

What's shocking, though, is Judge Thapar's separate opinion arguing that noncitizens lack not only 2nd Am rights, but likely 1st, 4th & other const'l rights! 🧵

www.opn.ca6.uscourts.gov/opinions.pdf...
www.opn.ca6.uscourts.gov
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Who could even argue. Good, fine work by the dictionary people
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Time travel. Not for kids!
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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If you read one U.S. president's remembrance of Rob Reiner today...
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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The celebrations we'll have when that day comes.
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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aliens fly their ships low over our cities at night and tell each other "i remember when this all used to be woods"
December 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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An autistic expert in co-occurring conditions has recommended undiagnosed ADHD as the ideal gourmet pairing for a diagnosis of depression, it has been reported.
Serving suggestion! Undiagnosed ADHD pairs perfectly with diagnosed depression
An autistic expert in co-occurring conditions has recommended undiagnosed ADHD as the ideal gourmet pairing for a diagnosis of depression, it has been reported. Comorbidity sommelier Sabheen Bhatt,…
thedailytism.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Wait I’ve spoken French for 30 years and am just learning that eggnog in French is called chicken milk?????
It’s everyone’s favourite time of year!
Milk of chicken time 🐓🥛
December 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Spotted while traveling in downtown Mpls

Clearly someone thought this bus stop needed to be cheerier
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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The heated rivalry between the two students finally came to a head, and the swordmaster reluctantly agreed to let them duel, to first blood.

It did not end as expected.

"Next time," the swordmaster said at last, "I want you to wipe your swords and sheathe them before you start kissing."
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Unsurprisingly, procrastinating all day has not made the thing I need to do spontaneously resolve itself. Maybe if I procrastinate another half hour it will?
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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🐰うさぎさんのクリスマス🎄🎁

最後の仕上げはまかせて!

⭐️
🎄
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Great reporting and a knockout final line:

“Not long after, as the sun was going down, an SUV with tinted windows and an out-of-state license plate was seen barreling down a nearby street. It was followed closely by three cars, with drivers laying on their horns and whistling.”
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I've become deeply radicalized against gambling. It's just getting more evil the longer it's allowed to fester unregulated
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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frustrating, upsetting: being transgender in America when the government is screaming about how evil you are
exciting, an awesome silver lining: it basically makes us the Jedi of our world
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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ICE out in S Mpls again today. No reported detentions so far from these.

We're seeing various cars, illegal license plate covers.

Noticing they're not staying in one place very long (<10min) & scatter at whistles/honking.

Seems like response test + avoidant of our known ability to mobilize.
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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We Love Our Somali Neighbors 🇸🇴
We Love Our Immigrant Neighbors 🦋
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM