David (he/him)
@dkbell0.bsky.social
Public school teacher; former Mormon; flaming homosexual; Hog Terrorist™; possibly not a furry; now occasionally somewhat horny on main
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David (he/him)
@dkbell0.bsky.social
· Jul 4
Live every day such that if Trevor Lee knew you existed he would cry into his pillow.
Not pictured: my Trans Pride socks.
Not pictured: my Trans Pride socks.
On the bright side, I also got something in the mail, but that's not for posting on main.
We don't have an individual mailbox, just a neighborhood box that includes a few package lockers. I'm the only one who ever gets the mail. Today Ex got new underwear (I'm assuming, the company makes other stuff but let's be real). I didn't do the petty thing and put it straight in the trash.
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
Alt: Jeb Bush at a campaign event during his run for president dejectedly asking the crowd, "Please clap."
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
On the bright side, I also got something in the mail, but that's not for posting on main.
We don't have an individual mailbox, just a neighborhood box that includes a few package lockers. I'm the only one who ever gets the mail. Today Ex got new underwear (I'm assuming, the company makes other stuff but let's be real). I didn't do the petty thing and put it straight in the trash.
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
Alt: Jeb Bush at a campaign event during his run for president dejectedly asking the crowd, "Please clap."
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
We don't have an individual mailbox, just a neighborhood box that includes a few package lockers. I'm the only one who ever gets the mail. Today Ex got new underwear (I'm assuming, the company makes other stuff but let's be real). I didn't do the petty thing and put it straight in the trash.
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Not me sending Candice this email this morning lol
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Not me sending Candice this email this morning lol
Another story I read quoted a Republican State Congressnightmare saying something along the lines of, "This judge has ignored the decision of the people's duly elected representatives." Y'all, she did that because the duly elected representatives ignored the will of the people they represent. #UTPol
BREAKING: A Utah judge ruled late Monday that a map drawn by state lawmakers and submitted by the Utah Legislature unfairly favored Republicans. https://ow.ly/SetS50XpVtT
Utah judge selects new congressional map, tossing map drawn by lawmakers
A Utah judge ruled late Monday that a map drawn by state lawmakers and submitted by the Utah Legislature unfairly favored Republicans.
ow.ly
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Another story I read quoted a Republican State Congressnightmare saying something along the lines of, "This judge has ignored the decision of the people's duly elected representatives." Y'all, she did that because the duly elected representatives ignored the will of the people they represent. #UTPol
To show my money is where my mouth is, my $25 is now $91. Keep kicking ass, @gregdoucette.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
To show my money is where my mouth is, my $25 is now $91. Keep kicking ass, @gregdoucette.bsky.social
I'm crying for a few reasons tonight, but this is a good one. Greg is doing good things here. If I'm reading his matching right, a donation of $4.50 turns into $50. ($41 in per donor matches plus a 1:1 matching). If you've got a fiver in your Venmo that you can share, it can go far.
***
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'm crying for a few reasons tonight, but this is a good one. Greg is doing good things here. If I'm reading his matching right, a donation of $4.50 turns into $50. ($41 in per donor matches plus a 1:1 matching). If you've got a fiver in your Venmo that you can share, it can go far.
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Holy hell what a bunch of abject losers
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Holy hell what a bunch of abject losers
How much do you want to bet that they think this will get him out of his civil liabilities in the cases he's lost?
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
How much do you want to bet that they think this will get him out of his civil liabilities in the cases he's lost?
Last night I had a sex dream. About the ex. In which I told him no because I wasn't going to let the guy breaking up with me rail me.
Is this progress?
Is this progress?
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Last night I had a sex dream. About the ex. In which I told him no because I wasn't going to let the guy breaking up with me rail me.
Is this progress?
Is this progress?
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“I am going to stop problems when they are small and cheap as opposed to large and expensive” is a difficult concept to comprehend when your only thought is “how can I make this more about ME?”
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“I am going to stop problems when they are small and cheap as opposed to large and expensive” is a difficult concept to comprehend when your only thought is “how can I make this more about ME?”
I used to consistently miss my meds at least once a week. I got put on antidepressants a few months ago. I haven't missed my meds since. I have only had to take my on demand panic attack meds once since (those were at least once a month before, on average.)
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I used to consistently miss my meds at least once a week. I got put on antidepressants a few months ago. I haven't missed my meds since. I have only had to take my on demand panic attack meds once since (those were at least once a month before, on average.)
I was going to write a multi-skeet screed venting about Ex, but instead I'm just going to vague-post and say that I'm rather annoyed at him today. Thank you for your time.
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I was going to write a multi-skeet screed venting about Ex, but instead I'm just going to vague-post and say that I'm rather annoyed at him today. Thank you for your time.
Hot take: Career politicians aren't necessarily a bad thing. People with institutional knowledge can be really good, actually.
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hot take: Career politicians aren't necessarily a bad thing. People with institutional knowledge can be really good, actually.
Okay, but this song. It kinda fucking slaps
music.youtube.com/watch?v=uF5N...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=uF5N...
d e a d
YouTube video by Madelline - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Okay, but this song. It kinda fucking slaps
music.youtube.com/watch?v=uF5N...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=uF5N...
People defending themselves from masked dudes who yell that they're the cops but don't provide any actual identification should be protected by every stand your ground law on the books. They won't be, because cops. But they should be.
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
People defending themselves from masked dudes who yell that they're the cops but don't provide any actual identification should be protected by every stand your ground law on the books. They won't be, because cops. But they should be.
Why does Trump insist on decorations that middle class white people with no taste think look rich.
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Why does Trump insist on decorations that middle class white people with no taste think look rich.
Tonight I waited in line to drop off my ballot behind multiple cars while on my electric scooter.
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Tonight I waited in line to drop off my ballot behind multiple cars while on my electric scooter.
I'm well on my way to having a new most hated Utah politician.
Don't worry Spencer, Mike, and Trevor. Your three letter last names will always have a special place in hell.
Don't worry Spencer, Mike, and Trevor. Your three letter last names will always have a special place in hell.
GOP council member Aimee Winder Newton said she voted to close the subsidized day care centers because not all residents use them.
“To take their tax money to subsidize 271 kids doesn’t seem equitable,” she said.
“That’s bulls---!” a resident yelled in reply.
“To take their tax money to subsidize 271 kids doesn’t seem equitable,” she said.
“That’s bulls---!” a resident yelled in reply.
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm well on my way to having a new most hated Utah politician.
Don't worry Spencer, Mike, and Trevor. Your three letter last names will always have a special place in hell.
Don't worry Spencer, Mike, and Trevor. Your three letter last names will always have a special place in hell.
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matt yglesias being insulted to his face by people he clearly wants to like him (probably for selfish reasons) is my favorite genre of skeet
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
matt yglesias being insulted to his face by people he clearly wants to like him (probably for selfish reasons) is my favorite genre of skeet
This weirdo has been Sephiroth posting and being afraid of vowels for over a week and it's the most fun I've had online in ages.
Oh Fck off David. I stopped reading after the 3rd word.
Your contributions for the past three days have been little more than high school, mean-girl, cattiness and I don't suffer foolish degenerates gladly.
Do us both a favor and mute my account or this thread.
Your contributions for the past three days have been little more than high school, mean-girl, cattiness and I don't suffer foolish degenerates gladly.
Do us both a favor and mute my account or this thread.
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This weirdo has been Sephiroth posting and being afraid of vowels for over a week and it's the most fun I've had online in ages.
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They always think this, but then they are also always not smart
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
They always think this, but then they are also always not smart
New song just found it's way onto my "no, fuck you" playlist.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=efdw...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=efdw...
October 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
New song just found it's way onto my "no, fuck you" playlist.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=efdw...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=efdw...
The closest I come to sending someone the wrong picture is when I go to send a bulge pic on Snapchat and almost send it to one of my sisters. It hasn't happened, but I live in constant fear that it's going to happen one day.
October 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The closest I come to sending someone the wrong picture is when I go to send a bulge pic on Snapchat and almost send it to one of my sisters. It hasn't happened, but I live in constant fear that it's going to happen one day.
I'll be listening to Taylor Swift until I get the pop punk I'm requesting from y'all
I need some quality breakup songs, preferably in the "fuck off" lyrical stylings. I've got a lot of the sad stuff, and need a wider repertoire. Bonus points for punk/pop punk.
October 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'll be listening to Taylor Swift until I get the pop punk I'm requesting from y'all
Straight men turning 45 out there worried and taking meds that make them shit and then having something shoved up their ass and here I am, a gay (mostly bottom) verse on Truvada and DoxyPEP in his 30s wondering what they're so concerned about.
October 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Straight men turning 45 out there worried and taking meds that make them shit and then having something shoved up their ass and here I am, a gay (mostly bottom) verse on Truvada and DoxyPEP in his 30s wondering what they're so concerned about.