David (he/him)
@dkbell0.bsky.social
Public school teacher; former Mormon; flaming homosexual; Hog Terrorist™; possibly not a furry; now occasionally somewhat horny on main
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David (he/him)
@dkbell0.bsky.social
· Jul 4
Live every day such that if Trevor Lee knew you existed he would cry into his pillow.
Not pictured: my Trans Pride socks.
Not pictured: my Trans Pride socks.
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Caw caw, motherfuckers
If I have that level of football pull, GO SEAHAWKS!
January 25, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Caw caw, motherfuckers
Caw caw, motherfuckers
If I have that level of football pull, GO SEAHAWKS!
January 25, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Caw caw, motherfuckers
Just busted my garage door by backing into it before it was finished opening. So that's how my day is going.
January 25, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Just busted my garage door by backing into it before it was finished opening. So that's how my day is going.
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🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
CRUZ: “.. You're going to lose the House, you're going to lose the Senate, you're going to spend the next two years being impeached every single week."
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January 25, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Starting to accept the possibility and likelihood of having to move out of my house this summer. It really sucks, but is seeing to be the most likely outcome.
January 25, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Starting to accept the possibility and likelihood of having to move out of my house this summer. It really sucks, but is seeing to be the most likely outcome.
It took me less than 10 minutes to get both contacts in today.
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
Alt: Jeb Bush at a rally standing in front of a bored crowd saying, "Please clap."
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January 24, 2026 at 6:27 PM
It took me less than 10 minutes to get both contacts in today.
Doom scrolling on Instagram and I've recently been getting lots of guys in pup hoods saying "Who's a good boy?" in really excited voices and if that's the only thing I ever see again on that app I'm totally okay with it.
January 24, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Doom scrolling on Instagram and I've recently been getting lots of guys in pup hoods saying "Who's a good boy?" in really excited voices and if that's the only thing I ever see again on that app I'm totally okay with it.
Update: The price he quoted me was for a piece about 50% bigger than what I was wanting. He's right at the top of my budget
Update: He's about 50% above my budget.
While scrolling my NSFW alt feed one guy I follow also does really cool (perfectly SFW) art and is taking commissions that I want to buy and now I'm imagining having to tell people, "A furry who likes to post pictures of his dick also does cool art that I decided I wanted."
January 24, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Update: The price he quoted me was for a piece about 50% bigger than what I was wanting. He's right at the top of my budget
Update: He's about 50% above my budget.
While scrolling my NSFW alt feed one guy I follow also does really cool (perfectly SFW) art and is taking commissions that I want to buy and now I'm imagining having to tell people, "A furry who likes to post pictures of his dick also does cool art that I decided I wanted."
January 24, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Update: He's about 50% above my budget.
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Didn’t realize it was possible for me to become even more pro-choice, but here we are
Johnson: I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy and a lot of people tried to convince my young parents that they should take care of that problem
January 23, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Didn’t realize it was possible for me to become even more pro-choice, but here we are
Hey, YouTube music, please don't throw the Christian rock band Newsboys in to my sweaty, sometimes filled with sexual innuendo pop punk listening.
January 24, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Hey, YouTube music, please don't throw the Christian rock band Newsboys in to my sweaty, sometimes filled with sexual innuendo pop punk listening.
While scrolling my NSFW alt feed one guy I follow also does really cool (perfectly SFW) art and is taking commissions that I want to buy and now I'm imagining having to tell people, "A furry who likes to post pictures of his dick also does cool art that I decided I wanted."
January 24, 2026 at 1:10 AM
While scrolling my NSFW alt feed one guy I follow also does really cool (perfectly SFW) art and is taking commissions that I want to buy and now I'm imagining having to tell people, "A furry who likes to post pictures of his dick also does cool art that I decided I wanted."
Stanley appears to struggle to realize "other people like things I don't and I like things they don't and that's okay" is an actually healthy approach.
- There are vastly more interesting things to put on bookshelves than books
Book spines are actually not particularly compelling things to look at (the point of a book is, after all, to read what's inside).
Nor do you need to see a book in your living room to remember you once enjoyed it.
Book spines are actually not particularly compelling things to look at (the point of a book is, after all, to read what's inside).
Nor do you need to see a book in your living room to remember you once enjoyed it.
January 23, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Stanley appears to struggle to realize "other people like things I don't and I like things they don't and that's okay" is an actually healthy approach.
This is the dumbest take on books. Books make terrible gifts for some people, sure. So do movies. So do video games. So does any other art form. But for others they make great gifts. For some friends I can buy them literally any book they haven't read (and some they have) and they'll love it. 1/
- Books make for terrible gifts
Easy, this one. When you give someone a book you are implicitly demanding they spend many hours doing something *you* think is interesting (ie reading that book). It is incredibly imposing. Or should they offend you by not reading it?
Recommend books, don't give them
Easy, this one. When you give someone a book you are implicitly demanding they spend many hours doing something *you* think is interesting (ie reading that book). It is incredibly imposing. Or should they offend you by not reading it?
Recommend books, don't give them
January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
This is the dumbest take on books. Books make terrible gifts for some people, sure. So do movies. So do video games. So does any other art form. But for others they make great gifts. For some friends I can buy them literally any book they haven't read (and some they have) and they'll love it. 1/
The worst thing to come out of the pandemic is the expectation of all students doing classwork from home no matter what.
January 23, 2026 at 3:33 PM
The worst thing to come out of the pandemic is the expectation of all students doing classwork from home no matter what.
Update on the Great Mayo Debate: I just watched a man put ketchup and mayo on a breakfast burrito and that's a bridge too far for even me.
This is the truest statement and I will fight anyone who disagrees
Also, mayo is superior to butter when making a grilled cheese.
January 23, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Update on the Great Mayo Debate: I just watched a man put ketchup and mayo on a breakfast burrito and that's a bridge too far for even me.
Watching Abolish Everything on @nebula.tv and I'm 97% certain one of the Political Elite is the woman from Disappointing Gay Best Friend and I cannot confirm it because those videos are no longer available.
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Watching Abolish Everything on @nebula.tv and I'm 97% certain one of the Political Elite is the woman from Disappointing Gay Best Friend and I cannot confirm it because those videos are no longer available.
Him posting this on Truth Social reads like your aunt posting "Meta does not have permission to use my data" on Facebook.
January 23, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Him posting this on Truth Social reads like your aunt posting "Meta does not have permission to use my data" on Facebook.
Bluey. I know, you're going to say it's a children's cartoon that hits the feels for adults. I disagree. It's a Carson meant for adults that happens to be safe and healthy for children to consume, as well.
Name your fav adult cartoon film or series
January 22, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Bluey. I know, you're going to say it's a children's cartoon that hits the feels for adults. I disagree. It's a Carson meant for adults that happens to be safe and healthy for children to consume, as well.
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Next week, after ICE mows down the entire congregation of a Latino Catholic church, Amy will post pictures from a pancake breakfast at a Protestant church in the suburbs, where she will make a speech about how Miracle Whip prices are too high.
Yes it’s cold in Minnesota—but we embrace it. John and I were in Hastings with Mayor Fasbender for Hockey Day Minnesota to watch my alma mater, Wayzata High School, take on Rogers. Photo taken with parents right after their son scored a goal!
January 22, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Next week, after ICE mows down the entire congregation of a Latino Catholic church, Amy will post pictures from a pancake breakfast at a Protestant church in the suburbs, where she will make a speech about how Miracle Whip prices are too high.
Also, if you can't spin ICE murdering citizens as "this isn't law enforcement, this is utter lawlessness from the ones who are supposed to keep us safe" you don't deserve to be in politics
it doesn't matter if you don't want to have this fight, it doesn't even matter if it's not politically optimal to have this fight
the fight is here and sitting it out is not an option
if you can't see that get out of the way
the fight is here and sitting it out is not an option
if you can't see that get out of the way
To quote one source:
“They’re terrified of being labeled anti–law enforcement. They want this to go away so they can talk about the cost of living more. Problem is, it’s not going away.”
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“They’re terrified of being labeled anti–law enforcement. They want this to go away so they can talk about the cost of living more. Problem is, it’s not going away.”
prospect.org/2026/01/21/j...
January 21, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Also, if you can't spin ICE murdering citizens as "this isn't law enforcement, this is utter lawlessness from the ones who are supposed to keep us safe" you don't deserve to be in politics
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Yes, we all hate Loomer. Yes, the leopards are eating faces. Yes, this shit is completely unhinged and ridiculous.
But please do not lose sight of what is actually being said when White Nationalists talk about demonic bloodlines without the grace of God in them. This is barely coded.
But please do not lose sight of what is actually being said when White Nationalists talk about demonic bloodlines without the grace of God in them. This is barely coded.
She means Jewish. We gotta start calling this shit out. This rhetoric is all over rightwing spaces now. It’s being embraced by people who would have rejected it out of hand as preposterous a decade ago. It’s dangerous as hell. She means Jewish.
White nationalist Lauren Witzke says that Laura Loomer's "DNA is tainted with a demon": "I do think there is a bloodline that isn't human."
January 21, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Yes, we all hate Loomer. Yes, the leopards are eating faces. Yes, this shit is completely unhinged and ridiculous.
But please do not lose sight of what is actually being said when White Nationalists talk about demonic bloodlines without the grace of God in them. This is barely coded.
But please do not lose sight of what is actually being said when White Nationalists talk about demonic bloodlines without the grace of God in them. This is barely coded.
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Just a thought, when useful idiots end up being useful for your own side of things... don't interrupt them.
January 21, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Just a thought, when useful idiots end up being useful for your own side of things... don't interrupt them.
I know most of y'all are saying wake you up immediately, but not me. I want to wake up to see everyone's joy already spreading far and wide.
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 12:58 PM
I know most of y'all are saying wake you up immediately, but not me. I want to wake up to see everyone's joy already spreading far and wide.
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Everyone is twelve, and failing the sixth grade.
January 19, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Everyone is twelve, and failing the sixth grade.