David (he/him)
@dkbell0.bsky.social
Public school teacher; former Mormon; flaming homosexual; Hog Terrorist™; possibly not a furry; now occasionally somewhat horny on main
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David (he/him)
@dkbell0.bsky.social
· Jul 4
Live every day such that if Trevor Lee knew you existed he would cry into his pillow.
Not pictured: my Trans Pride socks.
Not pictured: my Trans Pride socks.
This is a hell of a statement for KSL to make the day after the president of the United States used our military to invade another country.
In a year when the United States was not directly involved in extensive armed conflict, America's military still grabbed plenty of headlines in 2025.
https://www.ksl.com/article/51425738/choosing-camo-why-are-more-young-americans-enlisting-in-the-military
https://www.ksl.com/article/51425738/choosing-camo-why-are-more-young-americans-enlisting-in-the-military
Choosing camo: Why are more young Americans enlisting in the military?
Young Americans are donning their country's uniform in numbers not seen in over a decade.
ow.ly
January 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
This is a hell of a statement for KSL to make the day after the president of the United States used our military to invade another country.
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Running a quality Democrat in every race is essential and Salt Lake County is a place they could conceivably win.
some concerning news from the powers that be. we currently don’t have a Dem to run for Salt Lake County Auditor
The qualifications are below, if you or someone you know meet these qualifications get in touch asap with [email protected]
The qualifications are below, if you or someone you know meet these qualifications get in touch asap with [email protected]
January 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Running a quality Democrat in every race is essential and Salt Lake County is a place they could conceivably win.
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some concerning news from the powers that be. we currently don’t have a Dem to run for Salt Lake County Auditor
The qualifications are below, if you or someone you know meet these qualifications get in touch asap with [email protected]
The qualifications are below, if you or someone you know meet these qualifications get in touch asap with [email protected]
January 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
some concerning news from the powers that be. we currently don’t have a Dem to run for Salt Lake County Auditor
The qualifications are below, if you or someone you know meet these qualifications get in touch asap with [email protected]
The qualifications are below, if you or someone you know meet these qualifications get in touch asap with [email protected]
My favorite coffee shop makes their own syrups. They only have a handful of things they have on menu at all times with a few rotating seasonal flavors and a changing monthly flavor. They always announce and change on the first weekend. The new monthly is hazelnut. I'm rock hard over this.
January 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
My favorite coffee shop makes their own syrups. They only have a handful of things they have on menu at all times with a few rotating seasonal flavors and a changing monthly flavor. They always announce and change on the first weekend. The new monthly is hazelnut. I'm rock hard over this.
My green flag that others might read as a toxic trait is that I literally look in the mirror and say out loud, "Would.'
I genuinely like myself most of the time and am actively working on the things I don't like by either learning to like them or changing them, whichever is most healthy.
I genuinely like myself most of the time and am actively working on the things I don't like by either learning to like them or changing them, whichever is most healthy.
January 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM
My green flag that others might read as a toxic trait is that I literally look in the mirror and say out loud, "Would.'
I genuinely like myself most of the time and am actively working on the things I don't like by either learning to like them or changing them, whichever is most healthy.
I genuinely like myself most of the time and am actively working on the things I don't like by either learning to like them or changing them, whichever is most healthy.
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He is describing Gov. Cox's "Disagree Better"
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
He is describing Gov. Cox's "Disagree Better"
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Bari Weiss running CBS News is the same idea as Pete Hegseth running the Department of Defense.
January 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Bari Weiss running CBS News is the same idea as Pete Hegseth running the Department of Defense.
In line to get lunch and there's a couple who cannot be out of their 20s with five kids.
January 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
In line to get lunch and there's a couple who cannot be out of their 20s with five kids.
When my roommate moved out last year his mom came and helped pack some stuff. Apparently she thought I had a crack pipe just sitting on the counter and for the life of me I can't figure out what I might have had out they could have resembled that.
January 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
When my roommate moved out last year his mom came and helped pack some stuff. Apparently she thought I had a crack pipe just sitting on the counter and for the life of me I can't figure out what I might have had out they could have resembled that.
2025 started off with the death of my grandpa, included the end of a 10 year relationship and my dad's cancer diagnosis, and was riddled with bullshit. 1/
January 1, 2026 at 7:45 AM
2025 started off with the death of my grandpa, included the end of a 10 year relationship and my dad's cancer diagnosis, and was riddled with bullshit. 1/
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New Year.
The jury will be deliberating for the next twelve months.
The jury will be deliberating for the next twelve months.
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
New Year.
The jury will be deliberating for the next twelve months.
The jury will be deliberating for the next twelve months.
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Happy New Year, Bluesky (after dark edition).
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Happy New Year, Bluesky (after dark edition).
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Happy New Year, Bluesky.
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Happy New Year, Bluesky.
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A twink is a skinny, hairless body. A twunk is what's on the back of my caw where I put my gwocewies.
Alright queer people its time we settled this once and for all!
What is the definition of a twink? Of a Twunk?
To me a twink is a skinny body.
A Twunk is hunk mashed with twink. So a skinny body with some muscle.
Discuss
What is the definition of a twink? Of a Twunk?
To me a twink is a skinny body.
A Twunk is hunk mashed with twink. So a skinny body with some muscle.
Discuss
December 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
A twink is a skinny, hairless body. A twunk is what's on the back of my caw where I put my gwocewies.
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
Retired hockey player who now runs the family sporting supply store in a small town in Nova Scotia
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Retired hockey player who now runs the family sporting supply store in a small town in Nova Scotia
Okay, but outside of going to a Pride festival in June, how do I find local queer artists I can pay money to for art that I can put above my bed to replace the piece my ex bought when we first started dating?
December 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Okay, but outside of going to a Pride festival in June, how do I find local queer artists I can pay money to for art that I can put above my bed to replace the piece my ex bought when we first started dating?
Proof that there's not a loving God: My off the cuff political post I made on a whim yesterday is doing numbers, but my request for men in crop tops only resulted in exactly one (1) response.
December 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Proof that there's not a loving God: My off the cuff political post I made on a whim yesterday is doing numbers, but my request for men in crop tops only resulted in exactly one (1) response.
Sorry to my LDS followers if I'm coming off as a bit prickish today. I'm already in a bit of a bad mood, but I went from being Holland's biggest fan boy to crying myself to sleep because of how he talked about people like me.
December 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sorry to my LDS followers if I'm coming off as a bit prickish today. I'm already in a bit of a bad mood, but I went from being Holland's biggest fan boy to crying myself to sleep because of how he talked about people like me.
KSL, which is owned by the LDS church, has a more neutral, less fawning headline than the tribune. Dafuq?
President Jeffrey Roy Holland, president of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, died Saturday at age 85.
Quorum of the 12 President Jeffrey R. Holland dies at age 85
President Jeffrey R. Holland, president of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, died early Saturday at age 85.
www.ksl.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
KSL, which is owned by the LDS church, has a more neutral, less fawning headline than the tribune. Dafuq?
I'm not really sure telling people to take up arms against The Gays™ is particularly benevolent, but I'm weird like that.
Confession: Holland was my favorite apostle, especially during my mission
Confession: Holland was my favorite apostle, especially during my mission
LDS apostle Jeffrey Holland, whose eloquence was exceeded only by his benevolence, dies at 85
LDS apostle Jeffrey Holland, whose eloquence was exceeded only by his benevolence, dies at 85
Popular Latter-day Saint apostle Jeffrey R. Holland, known for his powerful and poetic sermons, has died at age 85 from “complications associated with kidney disease."
www.sltrib.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I'm not really sure telling people to take up arms against The Gays™ is particularly benevolent, but I'm weird like that.
Confession: Holland was my favorite apostle, especially during my mission
Confession: Holland was my favorite apostle, especially during my mission
I just saw someone refer to Ilya as "emotionally unavailable" and it's clear he's only watched maybe episode one of Heated Rivalry and definitely hasn't read the books.
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I just saw someone refer to Ilya as "emotionally unavailable" and it's clear he's only watched maybe episode one of Heated Rivalry and definitely hasn't read the books.
My former boss, who has no reason to remember my birthday and who I'm best known for drunk texting during summer break, texted me to say happy birthday. My ex's little sister texted me. My first girlfriend's mom posted on Facebook, as did the mom of a friend who ghosted me months ago.
Every year I keep my expectations very low for my birthday and every year for the last few years they've managed to not be met. You'd think "I want to stay friends" or "I want to stay part of your life" might include "Hey, sorry I've been super busy, but just wanted to say happy birthday".
There were a few people I was hoping to hear from today that I didn't. It really sucks.
December 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
My former boss, who has no reason to remember my birthday and who I'm best known for drunk texting during summer break, texted me to say happy birthday. My ex's little sister texted me. My first girlfriend's mom posted on Facebook, as did the mom of a friend who ghosted me months ago.