Drop Johnson
@dropjohnson.bsky.social
Imaginary boxer, "real" cybersecurity guy
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what rough grinch slouches towards Whoville
December 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
what rough grinch slouches towards Whoville
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
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ME: i am so broke
FRIEND: well at least you have your health
ME: how much would you give me for it
FRIEND: well at least you have your health
ME: how much would you give me for it
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
ME: i am so broke
FRIEND: well at least you have your health
ME: how much would you give me for it
FRIEND: well at least you have your health
ME: how much would you give me for it
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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you can't throw a rock in america without hitting some troglodytic religious weirdo trying to control other people's bodies and that's why we should throw a lot more rocks
August 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
you can't throw a rock in america without hitting some troglodytic religious weirdo trying to control other people's bodies and that's why we should throw a lot more rocks
Grateful Said Fred
Mash up bands:
Guns 'N Oates
Guns 'N Oates
Mash up bands
Pink Purple
Pink Purple
October 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Grateful Said Fred
@jamesgunn.bsky.social I'm visiting my mom in Metropolis, IL which does its best to be the Home of Superman. There's only like 6k residents. If you gave them all free tix to see the movie the advertising value would outweigh what you spent. Just an idea.
July 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social I'm visiting my mom in Metropolis, IL which does its best to be the Home of Superman. There's only like 6k residents. If you gave them all free tix to see the movie the advertising value would outweigh what you spent. Just an idea.
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ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
June 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social DO SOMETHING
June 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social DO SOMETHING
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Washington just took the reasonable step of not allowing the National Guard of other states to operate here without our agreement. It’s not the Guard personnel we are concerned about, it’s other governors in the Trump cult. katu.com/news/local/g...
Gov. Ferguson signs bill restricting out-of-state military forces in Washington
Gov. Bob Ferguson has signed a new law that restricts out-of-state military forces from entering Washington without explicit permission.
katu.com
April 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Washington just took the reasonable step of not allowing the National Guard of other states to operate here without our agreement. It’s not the Guard personnel we are concerned about, it’s other governors in the Trump cult. katu.com/news/local/g...
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groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
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sorry, i’ve got to cancel our plans this evening. i’m encumbered again. no i will not drop any of my items
May 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
sorry, i’ve got to cancel our plans this evening. i’m encumbered again. no i will not drop any of my items
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okay so if you are interested you can make it hard for tesla to serve its actual customers by scheduling a bunch of fake test drives
tesla.com/drive
as of my posting this you do not need to verify your appointment by email or text message, but if you have burners set up already, string them along.
tesla.com/drive
as of my posting this you do not need to verify your appointment by email or text message, but if you have burners set up already, string them along.
March 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
okay so if you are interested you can make it hard for tesla to serve its actual customers by scheduling a bunch of fake test drives
tesla.com/drive
as of my posting this you do not need to verify your appointment by email or text message, but if you have burners set up already, string them along.
tesla.com/drive
as of my posting this you do not need to verify your appointment by email or text message, but if you have burners set up already, string them along.
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Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
February 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
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An unelected South African has taken control of the US Treasury and is deciding to stop payments on American obligations, in violation of numerous court orders, and admits in the Oval Office that he has done so upon incorrect information, while the President sits impotently behind the Resolute Desk.
Reporter: You said an example of fraud that you have cited was $50 million of condoms was sent to Gaza but after a fact-check apparently it was Gaza in Mozambique meant to protect them against HIV.
Musk: First of all, some of the things I say will be incorrect
Musk: First of all, some of the things I say will be incorrect
February 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
An unelected South African has taken control of the US Treasury and is deciding to stop payments on American obligations, in violation of numerous court orders, and admits in the Oval Office that he has done so upon incorrect information, while the President sits impotently behind the Resolute Desk.
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I think we can all agree that america deserves this but that I do not
February 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I think we can all agree that america deserves this but that I do not
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In order to handle the recent influx of ICE agents in the region, we’re making sure the kitchen knows exactly who they’re cooking for.
February 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
In order to handle the recent influx of ICE agents in the region, we’re making sure the kitchen knows exactly who they’re cooking for.
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it would probably be a really fun time to impress Jodie Foster rn
February 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
it would probably be a really fun time to impress Jodie Foster rn
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If this existence thing is just a dream, I'd rate it 40% on Rotten Tomatoes: The plot goes in circles, the dialog's annoying as hell, the villains are just plain stupid and the wrong people are nude
November 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
If this existence thing is just a dream, I'd rate it 40% on Rotten Tomatoes: The plot goes in circles, the dialog's annoying as hell, the villains are just plain stupid and the wrong people are nude
@gailsimone.bsky.social have you posted a list of your favorite board games? I could use some holiday suggestions
December 7, 2023 at 10:42 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social have you posted a list of your favorite board games? I could use some holiday suggestions
The Bear season 1: why's everybody in this Wilco video yelling?
August 31, 2023 at 6:53 AM
The Bear season 1: why's everybody in this Wilco video yelling?
I'm staring and smiling at your dog not you. Keep walking weirdo
August 28, 2023 at 8:58 PM
I'm staring and smiling at your dog not you. Keep walking weirdo