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It's Drunk Corps International but now it's here instead of the bad place
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19th century: Plot twist in third part of 400 page novel, rending asunder three families, leading to 2 deaths and paragraphs of metaphor of rotten vines choking castle walls

Now, just a Saturday tweet
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Going on the professional networking website to advertise that my only skill set is clerking for the slop machine
If I ever believed this, you couldn't drag this admission from me
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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We’re gonna find out there’s so much fuckin drug use at dhs and ice, it’s gonna make the Nazis look like puritans
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I try to read all the Booker winners, so I am in the middle of this year's (Flesh) right now. It's decently well-written, but if it is the last word on masculinity (total lack of interiority, driven solely by sexual impulses that cannot be explained or controlled) then masculinity is in real trouble
Exactly one woman has won the Booker in the past six years www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Anyone

A N Y O N E

ANYONE leaving MAGA at this point, is only upset about one thing...and they were okay with ALL THE REST.

Or, they're using one thing to bail on someone who's 'not harming the right people!!!!' meaning leopards ate their face.

They still want the evils they voted for.
they can come into the tent when they admit they were wrong and change their views

we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive

you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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genuinely happy for him! I hope they talked about R.E.M.
Your outtie met the pope
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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holy shit, the maginot line can talk
America can't be fascist because I'm not doing anything about it
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I was wondering why they picked Charlotte in particular.
Of course this is why.
ICE today deployed its agents in Charlotte. The decision follows years of retaliation from federal authorities and North Carolina Republicans—ever since voters elected a sheriff who opposed assisting ICE in 2018.

Bolts reported on this dynamic in 2023:
North Carolina GOP Is Cracking Down on the Black Sheriffs Who Stood Up to ICE
Boosted by new supermajorities, Republicans are closing in on legislation to mandate more collaboration with ICE and preempt local policies hard-won by immigrants’ rights advocates.
boltsmag.org
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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this is genuine psychological warfare and it seems to happen to every professional woman at some point:
At some point during my PhD, a senior male colleague told me that the only reason another senior male colleague was interested in my research was to get into my pants. Double whammy: apart from harassment fears, that made me think that my research was garbage.
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Teenagers are old enough to have sex with middle aged men. They are not old enough to be trans.

by Megyn Kelly
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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The NYT yearns for pedophiles and rapists (this article is a who's who of sexual assaulters)
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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putting white collar criminals in a public zoo so the public can throw trash and piss buckets at them, that's my political platform
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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5 headlines tonight on Charlotte Observer’s homepage:

“Manolo's Bakery closes to protect customers”

“Church members flee as federal agents arrive”

“Super G executive describes agents dragging out teen employee”

“Border Patrol questions people at Walmart”

“Border Patrol sweep sparks fear”
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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They should ask this about every movie. Why isn’t Pennywise in Nights in Rodanthe with Richard Gere and Diane Lane?
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 1d
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Matt Gaetz raped a 17 year old child after exploiting her healthcare needs for money and this is how the NY Times is framing it.

"ended up having sex with powerful men"

Literally whitewashing child rape.

Corporate media is dead. Stop subscribing to it. This is beyond saving.
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Okay someone just said it's "cruel" to keep cats indoors so it's time to shut down the ol' comment section before that turns into a blocking festival.
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Qué?
Is that enough portable toilets?
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Just how morally, ethically, intellectually bankrupt do you have to be to argue that 15-year-olds can sell sex but can’t affirm gender
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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i understand if your line is suspending for violent threats but the thing about not doing it universally is that it exposes your facile beliefs for what they are.
doing a bang up job aaron but at least the pedophiles feel safe
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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was gonna say you can't let that state trooper work at the games anymore but then that just frees him up to be that hotheaded with the general public so there's no winning this one.
normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
hey DCI why is the only politician you're following on Twitter a fucking bigoted TERF shitstain?
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Weird how the TERFs never seem to consider this scenario something we should pass legislation over, huh
Listen to this Border Patrol agent cry about how he's going to be DOXXED after being arrested for drunkenly barging into a woman's restroom with a loaded gun, demanding a date from the woman inside, and then punching the arresting officers.
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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All cops are bastards*
Aggie cops are bastards
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM