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It's Drunk Corps International but now it's here instead of the bad place
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This is my west side story.
Every commercial break the 4K stream has no ads and we just get to watch this couple
January 20, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Courtesy of a JMU booster friend, we now have some insight into how Curt Cignetti approaches beer.
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM
respect for playing Imperial March even close to the correct tempo
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 AM
is IU playing bumps from fucking NATIONAL EMBLEM?!
January 20, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Skycast is the pro move because the crowd audio is great and you don't have to hear a single sound out of Kirk's ever-reddening face
January 20, 2026 at 1:15 AM
whomstever just played Mars fix your fucking tuning trumpets
January 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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I've been at a Miami hotel for a few days now and twice I've seen the valets clarify "which Cybertuck"
like half of the cybertrucks in the world are probably in that parking lot at hard rock stadium tonight
January 20, 2026 at 12:34 AM
SAUCEDO MENTIONED
The number of Carmel High School grads in the crowd tonight has to be astronomical
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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the worst blunt rotation
I am currently standing five feet from Tim Tebow, who is chatting with Marco Rubio, and to my other side it’s Michael Irvin chatting with Stephen A. Smith.

A lot going on at the moment on the Miami sideline.
January 19, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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Imagine if you took metaphors and analogies literally. Then they wouldn't work, would they? Hmmm? Yeah bet you didn't think about that. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to the stock exchange to get some chicken stock, gonna trade some beef broth for it. AND NONE OF IT IS FROZEN checkmate
Hey everybody! The faildaughter of a real estate tycoon that needs three steps to use a soda stream has some opinions about rent in a city she’s barely lived in
January 19, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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You’re failing because you’re not posting about sports, this is an app for sports
A tale of three apps. Identical post sent at the same time:

Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares

Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares

Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares

To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.

I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
January 19, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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To be politically conscious from 2000-2009, and more specifically from 2001-2005, was to have your brain stamped with a feverish Curse of Knowing. So when you see shit like this, all you can think is “Dick Cheney insisting on links between Al Qaeda and Saddam”. You never forget the scent.
January 19, 2026 at 5:31 PM
brief timeline cleanse
January 19, 2026 at 6:14 PM
January 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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So this church, where the pastor is also a high-ranking ICE official, was protested and confronted by members of the congregation and community yesterday, and now ICE is hosting a press event about how protested are persecuting Christians. The place will likely be teeming with right-wing influencers
CONFIRMED:

Earlier today Don Lemon reported a protest at Cities Church in St. Paul, MN where they said pastor David Easterwood is Acting Director of the ICE Field Office.

They were 100% right.
https://www.c-span.org/program/news-conference/homeland-security-secretary-noem-on-ice-operations/667821
January 19, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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happy birthday, Tremors! first released to theaters on this day in 1990
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 PM
EJECTO SEAT, CUZ
THIS FRIDAY ON THE KILL JAMES BOND PODCAST
January 19, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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New from 404 Media: ICE's facial recognition app, which the agency is using to decide who to detain and deport, misidentified a woman. Twice.

ICE says results of the app are definitive and override a birth certificate; obviously this case shows the app is inaccurate

www.404media.co/ices-facial-...
ICE’s Facial Recognition App Misidentified a Woman. Twice
In testimony from a CBP official obtained by 404 Media, the official described how Mobile Fortify returned two different names after scanning a woman's face during an immigration raid. ICE has said th...
www.404media.co
January 19, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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These photos show *part* of the line to get into The Upstairs Pub in Bloomington. I talked to a couple guys who have been waiting since 9 last night.
Current windchill: minus-8.
How do you stay warm in this, I asked them.
Answer: “You don’t.”
IU-Miami kicks off in 9+ hours
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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TRUMP: Trump Nobel Peace Prize. Practical Trump world award
NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize.
TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president
NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it.
TRUMP: jealousy PM
Norwegian PM Støre says Trump repeatedly raises—complains about, pleads for, and demands—the Nobel Peace Prize every time they meet. Støre gives same answer each time: decision is made independently by Norwegian Nobel Committee, with no role for Norwegian gov—a concept Trump appears unable to grasp.
January 19, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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Slotkin has repeatedly defended her vote for Noem because "Michigan is a border state" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVZUZpndFKE
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 PM
following around the fuzz with a speaker and a Dr Beat with the voice on until they either off themselves or get their 8 on a hand correct
January 19, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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Azeez Al-Shaair played HS football right here in Old Seminole Heights, at Hillsborough High, & still lives here in the City of Tampa. He came from nothing and can now pay an $11,500 fine for telling the truth. We are incredibly proud of this guy.

10/5/14 Tampa Trib
9/16/16 Sun-Sentinel
January 19, 2026 at 4:58 AM