Ducking Grey Duck
@duckinggreyduck.bsky.social
Birder, 80HD, chaotic good, 📚 lover, atheist, nerd, stitcher, cat mom, she/they, ace, liberal, Mpls-Adjacent
Pfp: cartoon of a white woman with brown hair against an aqua background. Shirt is duck duck grey duck image.
https://ko-fi.com/duckinggreyduck
Pfp: cartoon of a white woman with brown hair against an aqua background. Shirt is duck duck grey duck image.
https://ko-fi.com/duckinggreyduck
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
I have a strong feeling no one else is coming into the office today 😆
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I have a strong feeling no one else is coming into the office today 😆
2, 3, 4
What are you made of?
1. tea & tenderness
2. books & baked goods
3. cheese & confusion
4. moss & chaos
1. tea & tenderness
2. books & baked goods
3. cheese & confusion
4. moss & chaos
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
2, 3, 4
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what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
FFS Twin cities driver's... You need your fucking lights on right now.
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
FFS Twin cities driver's... You need your fucking lights on right now.
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If you live in Minnesota you have access (no login required) to thousands of journals and ebooks, the full text of the NYT, WaPo, WSJ, Star Tribune (all the way back to the 80s), and much more. All thanks to eLibrary Minnesota. Libraries rule! 2/4 elibrarymn.org
eLibrary Minnesota
elibrarymn.org
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If you live in Minnesota you have access (no login required) to thousands of journals and ebooks, the full text of the NYT, WaPo, WSJ, Star Tribune (all the way back to the 80s), and much more. All thanks to eLibrary Minnesota. Libraries rule! 2/4 elibrarymn.org
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
@douchebaggins.bsky.social I HAVE FINALLY PURCHASED THE SHOE KIT
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
@douchebaggins.bsky.social I HAVE FINALLY PURCHASED THE SHOE KIT
As my time here comes to a close, I keep reflecting on all the asinine bullshit I put up with on a daily basis, and I don't particularly relish the idea of learning entirely new asinine bullshit.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
As my time here comes to a close, I keep reflecting on all the asinine bullshit I put up with on a daily basis, and I don't particularly relish the idea of learning entirely new asinine bullshit.
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Tattoos ought to be HSA/FSA eligible as mental health expenses.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Tattoos ought to be HSA/FSA eligible as mental health expenses.
Christmas dinner in the Grey Duck household is snow crab legs.
it fascinates me how most everyone in the U.S. does turkey for Thanksgiving, but we are all over the map as to what we eat for Christmas (as is proper for a hugely diverse nation).
I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I also use the bacon method. Although turkey is Christmas dinner where I come from.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Christmas dinner in the Grey Duck household is snow crab legs.
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
This coming Wednesday marks 13 years with my employer. It is also exactly one week before my last day. The big scary thing I've been alluding to for the last month is a new job with a new company. I am extremely grateful that I had the chance to do this on my own terms, rather than a RIF but... 1/5
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This coming Wednesday marks 13 years with my employer. It is also exactly one week before my last day. The big scary thing I've been alluding to for the last month is a new job with a new company. I am extremely grateful that I had the chance to do this on my own terms, rather than a RIF but... 1/5
It is officially the time of year where I struggle to get out of bed because the air outside my blanket haven is chilly and I don't want to be mildly uncomfortable
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
It is officially the time of year where I struggle to get out of bed because the air outside my blanket haven is chilly and I don't want to be mildly uncomfortable
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What in the festive fuck
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What in the festive fuck
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I feel like the head of McDonald's should be called the CIEIO.
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I feel like the head of McDonald's should be called the CIEIO.
Mossy old forests
Where do you seek thrills?
1. haunted theaters
2. mossy old forests
3. in bed with a book
4. modern chemistry
1. haunted theaters
2. mossy old forests
3. in bed with a book
4. modern chemistry
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Mossy old forests
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We shouldn't have extended the internet to everyone. It should only be available to nerds and weirdos who either build up an immunity to Online Madness or remain naturally confined to forums where their Online Madness can't reach the average citizen.
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
We shouldn't have extended the internet to everyone. It should only be available to nerds and weirdos who either build up an immunity to Online Madness or remain naturally confined to forums where their Online Madness can't reach the average citizen.
Apparently a yellow jacket queen decided my sewing room was a great place to hibernate. She was wrong.
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Apparently a yellow jacket queen decided my sewing room was a great place to hibernate. She was wrong.
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always remember: Terry Pratchett said trans rights
this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
always remember: Terry Pratchett said trans rights
this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
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TIL Edmund Fitzgerald, namesake of the ship lost with all hands in a Lake Superior storm in November 1975, had a great uncle Edmond Fitzgerald who also had a ship named after him, the Edmond Fitzgerald, which was lost with all hands in a Lake Erie storm in November 1883
How the Fitzgerald Sank Twice
An excerpt
greatlakespeopleandplaces.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
TIL Edmund Fitzgerald, namesake of the ship lost with all hands in a Lake Superior storm in November 1975, had a great uncle Edmond Fitzgerald who also had a ship named after him, the Edmond Fitzgerald, which was lost with all hands in a Lake Erie storm in November 1883
This remains my all time favorite photo of me
Retired circus oddity
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This remains my all time favorite photo of me
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and you can buy gift copies!!
if you don’t specify a recipient email for each gift copy, you essentially have them on file and can send the gift recipient a retrieval code when you do eventually give it as a gift
if you don’t specify a recipient email for each gift copy, you essentially have them on file and can send the gift recipient a retrieval code when you do eventually give it as a gift
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
and you can buy gift copies!!
if you don’t specify a recipient email for each gift copy, you essentially have them on file and can send the gift recipient a retrieval code when you do eventually give it as a gift
if you don’t specify a recipient email for each gift copy, you essentially have them on file and can send the gift recipient a retrieval code when you do eventually give it as a gift
If you don't know where "Nae King! Nae quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! We willna' be filled again!" comes from, you're legally obligated to get these books.
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If you don't know where "Nae King! Nae quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! We willna' be filled again!" comes from, you're legally obligated to get these books.
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can’t believe we still need to say that just because trump said “quiet, piggy” it is not okay to repeat it in his direction. how do people still not understand that it is not okay to show that you think fatphobia is okay as long as it’s directed at someone you don’t like/think is a bad person!
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
can’t believe we still need to say that just because trump said “quiet, piggy” it is not okay to repeat it in his direction. how do people still not understand that it is not okay to show that you think fatphobia is okay as long as it’s directed at someone you don’t like/think is a bad person!