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@elevateddudgeon.bsky.social
yes, correct, i am crow who flew off with phoebe’s iPhone. no i will not give back because social media is unhealthy and i’m just looking out for you, phoebe
hey phoebe. what’s your DoorDash password
hey phoebe. what’s your DoorDash password
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the dc takeover is a distraction from the putin summit is a distraction from epstein is a distraction from the jobs numbers is a distraction from ICE is a distraction from the economy is a distraction from the dc takeover is a distrac
All at once, Hakeem Jeffries’ body, heavy from hours of meditation, suddenly felt light. Warmth radiated from within. He opened his eyes.
“All is a distraction,” he said quietly. “The only kitchen table issue is the cessation of desire itself.”
With that, Leader Jeffries broke free from saṃsāra.
“All is a distraction,” he said quietly. “The only kitchen table issue is the cessation of desire itself.”
With that, Leader Jeffries broke free from saṃsāra.
My dream is to live in a country where the crises are resolved to the point where we can regulate headlight brightness, and where getting to that point would be a small ask
February 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
My dream is to live in a country where the crises are resolved to the point where we can regulate headlight brightness, and where getting to that point would be a small ask
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*scuttling across the floors of silent seas* man I should've been a guy who can't decide how to wear his pants
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
*scuttling across the floors of silent seas* man I should've been a guy who can't decide how to wear his pants
Fernet-Branca, but I’m not proud of it
every person should have their own version of malört. you should have to take a shot of someone's malört before you can talk to them
Every city should have its own version of Malort
February 5, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Fernet-Branca, but I’m not proud of it
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Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
Stumbled across Blackwater on Sandy today. Metal/hardcore record shop on one side, vintage ttrpgs on the other. i was sure I’d finally found somewhere to grab a satanic panic era metal album or dnd book with a demon sealed in it, but it seems that my old youth pastor was exaggerating once again
February 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Stumbled across Blackwater on Sandy today. Metal/hardcore record shop on one side, vintage ttrpgs on the other. i was sure I’d finally found somewhere to grab a satanic panic era metal album or dnd book with a demon sealed in it, but it seems that my old youth pastor was exaggerating once again
@volts.wtf Hi, devoted Volts listener here with a topic suggestion! I’d love to hear more about the UK’s ongoing energy crisis, how to modernize their aging and neglected grid, the role of (rooftop?) solar in getting power to cities fast, and how the Electricity Act of 1989 ruined everything.
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
@volts.wtf Hi, devoted Volts listener here with a topic suggestion! I’d love to hear more about the UK’s ongoing energy crisis, how to modernize their aging and neglected grid, the role of (rooftop?) solar in getting power to cities fast, and how the Electricity Act of 1989 ruined everything.
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If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.
"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
August 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.
"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
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when i remember depression & anxiety can’t hit a moving target
January 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
when i remember depression & anxiety can’t hit a moving target
Countdown until DHS subpoenas records of all domestic abusers across the US in order to send them ICE recruiting materials
People might argue that ICE is not recruiting quality agents.
But I would insist that they are in fact successfully recruiting the exact sort of person needed to carry out the mission: reactionary, angry, violent people who don’t believe in democracy.
www.ms.now/opinion/ice-...
But I would insist that they are in fact successfully recruiting the exact sort of person needed to carry out the mission: reactionary, angry, violent people who don’t believe in democracy.
www.ms.now/opinion/ice-...
Opinion | ICE's violence is no accident
Alan Elrod: The killing of a woman by an immigration enforcement officer in Minneapolis was the raw application of Trumpist authoritarianism.
www.ms.now
January 10, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Countdown until DHS subpoenas records of all domestic abusers across the US in order to send them ICE recruiting materials
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Imagine being shipwrecked on a dead world, and as you wander forgotten alien ruins, you get grumpier and grumpier because you can’t take a smoke break. Not that you hadn‘t considered it, but cigs wouldn’t even ignite in a reducing methane atmosphere. Oh, and you’d suffocate, sure. That too.
December 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Imagine being shipwrecked on a dead world, and as you wander forgotten alien ruins, you get grumpier and grumpier because you can’t take a smoke break. Not that you hadn‘t considered it, but cigs wouldn’t even ignite in a reducing methane atmosphere. Oh, and you’d suffocate, sure. That too.
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Cory interrupting the officiant to scold that “do you, Cory, take Alexis…” is “just the sort of gotcha question that pushes people out of the Democratic Party. We’ve become so polarized that our need to label our friends and colleagues with a ‘yes’ or a ‘no’ is exactly what got us in this mess.”
Senator Cory Booker of New Jersey celebrated his marriage to his partner Alexis Lewis in an intimate ceremony in Washington, D.C. on Saturday evening.
Cory Booker Weds Alexis Lewis in a Private Ceremony
The couple married at a courthouse in Newark days before hosting an intimate wedding in Washington, D.C. on Saturday. They shared their wedding details exclusively with The New York Times.
nyti.ms
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Cory interrupting the officiant to scold that “do you, Cory, take Alexis…” is “just the sort of gotcha question that pushes people out of the Democratic Party. We’ve become so polarized that our need to label our friends and colleagues with a ‘yes’ or a ‘no’ is exactly what got us in this mess.”
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real and true
October 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
real and true
I do really love Christmas and Halloween, but there will always be a really special place in my heart for Frank’s gibbon. It’s full of so many important family memories that leave their mark on us just as much as the gibbon bites.
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I do really love Christmas and Halloween, but there will always be a really special place in my heart for Frank’s gibbon. It’s full of so many important family memories that leave their mark on us just as much as the gibbon bites.
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The plan? We get Trump to send in federal troops to Portland, but a high ranking official gets stuck behind a freight train for so long in SE that they convince the Department of Transportation to give us a grant for a comprehensive east side bypass of the Union Pacific rail line
September 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The plan? We get Trump to send in federal troops to Portland, but a high ranking official gets stuck behind a freight train for so long in SE that they convince the Department of Transportation to give us a grant for a comprehensive east side bypass of the Union Pacific rail line
And don’t forget, ways to meet the fellas in the first place (unions)
the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
And don’t forget, ways to meet the fellas in the first place (unions)
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The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.
September 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.
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if you see a girl with pink hair WATCH OUT. that means her Energy Attack is charged & ready
September 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
if you see a girl with pink hair WATCH OUT. that means her Energy Attack is charged & ready
Sorry, I was getting overly excited and didn’t explain myself fully. I was just taking off my pants because my tattoo of the Talgo Series 8 in Amtrak Cascades livery is on my butt
You thought you were coming over for sex? Put your clothes back on. We're ordering pizza and discussing how to actually extend the Vermonter into Montreal since Amtrak can't seem to get it done.
September 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sorry, I was getting overly excited and didn’t explain myself fully. I was just taking off my pants because my tattoo of the Talgo Series 8 in Amtrak Cascades livery is on my butt
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You thought you were coming over for sex? Put your clothes back on. We're ordering pizza and discussing how to actually extend the Vermonter into Montreal since Amtrak can't seem to get it done.
September 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You thought you were coming over for sex? Put your clothes back on. We're ordering pizza and discussing how to actually extend the Vermonter into Montreal since Amtrak can't seem to get it done.
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Madoka: Walpurgisnacht Rising opening sequence leaked
July 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Madoka: Walpurgisnacht Rising opening sequence leaked
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I am begging men to do this.
Begging.
Begging.
September 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I am begging men to do this.
Begging.
Begging.