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EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 6h

Betting the inflatable frog company did not have this in their strategic plan

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EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 1d

His golden retriever was perfect…

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EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 1d

I find myself asking the same, hourly

EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 1d

If he were worthy of winning the Nobel peace prize, this is not a thing Norway would need to worry about

Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · 1d

What a shitty thing to have to worry about

Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize

US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says

www.theguardian.com

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EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t think I’m going to survive Julia’s adolescence, since she’s already decided that everything I do is horribly embarrassing, including looking at things, not looking at things, walking and not-walking, talking and not-talking.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 6d

Zodiac killer murders again, challenging legal bounds

From the New York Times: Breaking news: U.S. attacks Venezuelan boat for fourth time, challenging legal bounds

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Tony Clark @anthonyclark.bsky.social · 8d

(From at least 12 years ago)

Hey, can we agree to burn down your house?

No.

How about we just burn down the second floor?

No.

Well, what if we just burn down your garage?

No.

Can we get together to talk about just which parts of your house we *may* burn down?

No.

YOU AREN'T COMPROMISING!!!

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EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 9d

My phone proudly informed me it had compiled a special album featuring pictures of my husband and our dog.

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Dr. Jen Gunter @drjengunter.bsky.social · 9d

Dear Ezra Klein, bodily autonomy is not a bargaining chip. What rights are you willing to give up? Let’s see you walk the talk. The burger is on me. open.substack.com/pub/vajenda/...

Dear Ezra Klein, Bodily Autonomy Isn’t a Bargaining Chip

Let's see if you're willing to walk the talk

open.substack.com

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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 10d

US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better."

Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.

Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.

We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.

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EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 10d

Now is the time of day when democratic politicians, under the apparent impression I have much more money than I do, barrage me with emails and texts.

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EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 10d

Got antsy and took Harry for an offsite walk. He’s an old guy but he still loves to sniff along the trail and stand in the creek.

A golden mix dog stands in a shallow creek, as contented as can be

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EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 10d

Since most of the branches are already having difficulty finding enough recruits who meet the basic fitness standards, I doubt this is going to work out.

EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 10d

My Dad and I ❤️ and a (still) very beloved dog, Jeffrey, 1996.

A young woman affectionally hugs her father, a middle aged man, while they stand in a yard in front of a tree for a picture. A German Shepherd stands on the left side of the frame.

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EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 11d

*No one* has seen a porno from beginning to end

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JazzReads📚 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 12d

So exhausting..

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Katie @ohweebeasties.bsky.social · 11d

What the fuck are we even doing here? Disgraceful.

WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 11d

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

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EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 12d

Is he pretending this is a mugshot?

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EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 12d

I didn’t even know what this is until today, and I will recall the time before I knew what this is with fondness

Alex Kaplan @alkapdc.bsky.social · 12d

Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...

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EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 13d

Good luck!

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EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 14d

“Tough it out?” Bitch, you couldn’t stand in the rain for 10 minutes. Shut the fuck up.

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EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 15d

That cereal box design is giving “dictionary”

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EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 15d

Also a coupon for ice cream after. It’s the least they could do

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EmZeeGee @emzeegee.bsky.social · 16d

This is from the guy who was watching porn in his office?

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