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DevMsg.txt @devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 36m
I don't have much to say, and I won't be fool enough to give away my email address again, but I figured everyone would be disappointed if there wasn't some inane little message here.
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 16h
I'm already intrigued, hope you're able to make it happen
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 16h
your own
chocobo
jesus
someone who warks your prayers
someone who kwehs
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Saint Riot @saintriot.bsky.social · 2d
In Final Fantasy Tactics if a unit gains too much faith they leave your party to go find God. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you had Beast Tongue and got a monster unit to maximum faith? Of course you haven't. No one has.
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 18h
Can’t believe that one Silent Hill Wiki Editor got a position as the Foreskin Czar in the Trump regime.
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 19h
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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The Emotion Engine (The Emotion is Fear) @emotion-engine.bsky.social · Jul 27
Tecmo's Deception: Invitation to Darkness (1996 | Tecmo | PS1): I have been laughing at this line for five minutes now
a swordsman standing in front of a castle and saying "This time I will get that guy and the Devil too!..."
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Liam Robertson @liamrobertson.bsky.social · 1d
Ubisoft scrambling to ensure that they don’t accidentally publish something cool.
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Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 1d
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 1d
Behind this mask is an idea. And ideas are bulletproof.
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Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 4d
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1d
in 2007, steve jobs promised an all-in-one device that would serve as a cell phone, an ipod, and an internet device. what he introduced next was the Mac Pack: a 135-pound backpack with a pull-over steel dome housing a computer monitor, a 14-foot aerial antenna, and a 900-foot retractable power cable
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 1d
Great minds
Two kind friends making the same fun joke in rapid succession
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 1d
Two kind friends making the same fun joke in rapid succession
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 1d
I feel like that might raise some eyebrows if someone checks for non profit status, and if I'm gonna do that I want something a little better than assistant director
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 1d
That's at least a noble goal
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 1d
Work is tiring, anyone feel like putting a useless VP title on my resume? Think it'll make my future easier
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Eyepatch Wolf but like spooky or a ghost or something @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 1d
The irish presidential election is basically now between "dog fighting transphobe" and "woman who destroys children in soccer matches"

I will be voting for Connoly in support of her war on childrens egos.
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Lilith Ferreyra-Carroll @trasinscneach.bsky.social · 2d
Not going to share 'grift' but Heather Humphreys has just said that I'm a man and the gender recognition act should be changed. Please do not vote for or give a preference for her. Having someone as president who thinks this way would be absolutely awful for minorities #SpeirGorm
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DevMsg.txt @devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 1d
This needs the entire CHIP-RAM ! Shitty Amiga !!! I'm selling an AMIGA 2000 (B-plate) with two floppy drives and harddisk !!!!!
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 1d
love xbox era ninja gaiden logs you find, guy going "ugggggh my ninja arts suckkkk and i'm going to get killed"
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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 3d
I made a guide for social media companies going through a crisis
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 2d
Want to mod "the American Dream" Dusty Rhodes into Final Fantasy Tactics, have him deliver the entire hard times promo across 36 text boxes, it'll be the best dialog in the game.
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 2d
Very funny they turned replies back on for this dogshit for like an hour and got roasted again.
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Bitmap Books @bitmapbooks.com · 3d
Monday 6th October 2025 Dear supporters of Bitmap Books, Although I stand by the fact that Moses’ comments were ill-advised and insensitive, the whole thing blew up and was made much bigger than it needed to be. Moses has publicly apologised for any offence caused, as has the original poster of the comments who did not intend to cause this much trouble. I do not feel that this warrants an author losing his livelihood and ruining years of hard work to produce the book. Despite multiple accusations to the contrary, Moses freely agreed to donate his royalties to charity. There was no coercion from me, however we both recognise that due to an increasingly stressful situation that decisions were rushed on both sides. I’m pleased to say that Moses and I have spoken again today, we stand together, and have agreed that he will receive 100% of his royalties. Maybe I was hasty in my response, and I’m happy to admit to that. At the time I sincerely thought I was doing the right thing to diffuse an increasingly difficult situation. I will commit to donating all company profits from this first print run to the charity, Special Effect. The bottom line is that is that Moses has apologised for his original comments, and will now be paid the royalties that are rightfully his. Moses and myself have received a large amount of personal abuse and threats over the past few days. We hope that this statement will bring some closure to what has happened. Sam Dyer, founder of Bitmap Books
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DevMsg.txt @devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 2d
Err, what you doin' here???
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 2d
video games are so funny this is the only medium where a game is crowned as a dense, psychological masterpiece but you can also say this
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 3d
If you wanna support and help us pay down debt from past tours/cover other expenses that have come up, grab some merch! We have leftover tune it out shirts up on the store right now! Every order helps!

Www.skatunenetwork.com
Screenshot from the skatune network webstore. The tune it out shirt is displayed over a white background. The tune it out shirt is black with a red, yellow, and white design. The design is vintage technology like. An old computer, alarm clock, phone camcorder, etc all arranged with the text “the way you tune it out” in the top left corner Under the shirt is the name JER followed by the text reading “the way you tune it out tee”
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 3d
Beyond parody

" In the third quarter of 2025, Steak 'n Shake led all restaurant chains with 15% growth in same store sales. The brand credited bitcoin for the surge in sales."
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 4d
the words every girl wants to hear
chow yun-fat and tony leung
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 3d
I forgot this was the era of spoony bard references, and somehow the editing pass left it in, ugh.
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