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FollyDodger
@follydodger.bsky.social
· Feb 14
Opening Bluesky. Singing..
"Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I..."
Reads latest madness from America
"...see"
"Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I..."
Reads latest madness from America
"...see"
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February 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Why is the superbowl in February? When does their season start? I hate American football.
February 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Why is the superbowl in February? When does their season start? I hate American football.
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*record scratch**freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
February 7, 2026 at 10:29 PM
*record scratch**freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
What worries me though is how is this demographic being targeted with algorithmic fascist propaganda. Yes, younger people are overwhelmingly liberal and left leaning and by 2029 many older voters will have passed away, but Reform will be doing everything possible to mitigate this and it'll be ugly.
The untold story that is told constantly and isn’t really true
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
What worries me though is how is this demographic being targeted with algorithmic fascist propaganda. Yes, younger people are overwhelmingly liberal and left leaning and by 2029 many older voters will have passed away, but Reform will be doing everything possible to mitigate this and it'll be ugly.
The curling commentator keeps saying Canada instead of USA and he's in danger of causing an international incident
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
The curling commentator keeps saying Canada instead of USA and he's in danger of causing an international incident
If any man was able to piss this legibly then they should be made head of state immediately. Like some sort of unhygienic sword in the stone thing.
The skier, who’s competing for Team Great Britain, wrote “fuck ice” in urine—using the wand that God gave him—and posted it to Instagram.
www.jezebel.com/im-team-gus-...
www.jezebel.com/im-team-gus-...
I’m Team Gus Kenworthy This Olympics
The skier, who’s competing for Team Great Britain, wrote “fuck ice” in urine—using the wand that God gave him—and posted it to Instagram.
www.jezebel.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:08 PM
If any man was able to piss this legibly then they should be made head of state immediately. Like some sort of unhygienic sword in the stone thing.
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Whenever someone says 'question' my brain immediately adds 'tell me what you think about me' from Independent Woman Pt1 by Destiny's Child
February 7, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Whenever someone says 'question' my brain immediately adds 'tell me what you think about me' from Independent Woman Pt1 by Destiny's Child
I'm gonna do crimes then send cease and desist letters to the rozzers
Ipso have today circulated a memo from Peter Mandelson saying he wants no further contact via phone, email or in person; he does provide a contact.
Journalists "must not persist in questioning him once asked to desist, unless justified in the public interest"
www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...
Journalists "must not persist in questioning him once asked to desist, unless justified in the public interest"
www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...
Peter Mandelson issues secret notice demanding press leave him alone – read in full
LATE on Friday evening, this notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news…
www.thenational.scot
February 7, 2026 at 11:30 AM
I'm gonna do crimes then send cease and desist letters to the rozzers
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Amazingly convincing
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Amazingly convincing
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love that these sentient mayonnaise jars have to pretend to enjoy this garbage to "own the libs"
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
love that these sentient mayonnaise jars have to pretend to enjoy this garbage to "own the libs"
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Scratch beneath the surface of those who describe themselves as "ethnically English" and you'll invariably find someone who defines Englishness by exclusion, usually on the basis of skin colour
February 5, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Scratch beneath the surface of those who describe themselves as "ethnically English" and you'll invariably find someone who defines Englishness by exclusion, usually on the basis of skin colour
Roses are red
My dad's called Dennis...
My dad's called Dennis...
February 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Roses are red
My dad's called Dennis...
My dad's called Dennis...
Putting on my eye cream and realising I've muttered the phrase "he's toast" six thousand times in the last 40 minutes.
February 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Putting on my eye cream and realising I've muttered the phrase "he's toast" six thousand times in the last 40 minutes.
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Peter Mandelbrot. It’s just infinite scandals the more you zoom in.
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Peter Mandelbrot. It’s just infinite scandals the more you zoom in.
Right, I didn't think this before but I do now. Starmer can fuck off, get Rayner in, rejoin the Customs Union, enjoy the economic boost and take your chances.
February 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Right, I didn't think this before but I do now. Starmer can fuck off, get Rayner in, rejoin the Customs Union, enjoy the economic boost and take your chances.
Who should play Peter Mandleson in a film? Andrew Garfield would be decent casting I think.
February 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Who should play Peter Mandleson in a film? Andrew Garfield would be decent casting I think.
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The quintessential internet experience: seeing a man steal your joke, tell it worse, and get 16000 likes for his trouble.
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM
The quintessential internet experience: seeing a man steal your joke, tell it worse, and get 16000 likes for his trouble.
The only thing more dangerous than a country in which everyone is allowed to own a gun is a country in which only half the people are allowed to own guns.
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 PM
The only thing more dangerous than a country in which everyone is allowed to own a gun is a country in which only half the people are allowed to own guns.
If Reform ever govern this country we're fucked beyond all recognition. Vote for whoever stops them.
February 3, 2026 at 11:39 AM
If Reform ever govern this country we're fucked beyond all recognition. Vote for whoever stops them.
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Future wherein the LibLeft coalition is _slightly_ bigger as a proportion of the country than the Right coalition but _much_ smaller as a proportion of parliament should very much be prepared for. I think this will lead to a lot of turmoil and *extremely* stupid media takes. Gonna be unbearable.
Westminster Voting Intention:
RFM: 26% (+1)
LAB: 19% (-2)
CON: 18% (+1)
GRN: 17% (+1)
LDM: 14% (=)
Via @yougov.co.uk, 1-2 Feb.
Changes w/ 25-26 Jan.
RFM: 26% (+1)
LAB: 19% (-2)
CON: 18% (+1)
GRN: 17% (+1)
LDM: 14% (=)
Via @yougov.co.uk, 1-2 Feb.
Changes w/ 25-26 Jan.
February 3, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Future wherein the LibLeft coalition is _slightly_ bigger as a proportion of the country than the Right coalition but _much_ smaller as a proportion of parliament should very much be prepared for. I think this will lead to a lot of turmoil and *extremely* stupid media takes. Gonna be unbearable.
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Bring back borstals and white dog shit, funded via scrapping the speed limit.
February 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Bring back borstals and white dog shit, funded via scrapping the speed limit.
Oh what? Not me Freedom! Why would he... He can't do that, can he? Oh what?
Daily Express: PM WANTS TO 'REWIND' FREEDOM BREXIT GAVE US #TomorrowsPapersToday
February 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Oh what? Not me Freedom! Why would he... He can't do that, can he? Oh what?
The entire Marvel Cinematic Universe is worth it just for Trevor Slattery.
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The entire Marvel Cinematic Universe is worth it just for Trevor Slattery.
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I always thought the world's elite sat in cavernous meeting rooms to discuss how plans to destabilise union activities in the Baltic region might leverage economic fluidity in steel futures.
When actually they message each other from work emails saying "i loved all the sex crimes we did last week"
When actually they message each other from work emails saying "i loved all the sex crimes we did last week"
January 31, 2026 at 12:17 PM
I always thought the world's elite sat in cavernous meeting rooms to discuss how plans to destabilise union activities in the Baltic region might leverage economic fluidity in steel futures.
When actually they message each other from work emails saying "i loved all the sex crimes we did last week"
When actually they message each other from work emails saying "i loved all the sex crimes we did last week"
Tax return done 2 days before the deadline
January 29, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Tax return done 2 days before the deadline