I thought Greenland was green!
@forkmaze.bsky.social
Trying it out here.
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This is such horseshit. We have been talking for a decade about this switch, I’ve gone through all kinds of bullshit because of RealID, and now OF COURSE we are like “never mind, that’s all security theater, but you can’t travel if you are poor”
February 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This is such horseshit. We have been talking for a decade about this switch, I’ve gone through all kinds of bullshit because of RealID, and now OF COURSE we are like “never mind, that’s all security theater, but you can’t travel if you are poor”
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liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
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It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
So much about the ai insanity is annoying. But I hate this part especially. A "summarize this email" a line above the actual email. I can finish reading the email by the time it makes a factually inaccurate summary
Might turn out totally fine, but I wouldn't be surprised if long term research shows using LLMs to replace basic communicative tasks damages cognitive facility. I wouldn't risk it for dumb "summarize this email" Copilot bullshit until we know more just to give yourself some indefinable fake "edge"
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
So much about the ai insanity is annoying. But I hate this part especially. A "summarize this email" a line above the actual email. I can finish reading the email by the time it makes a factually inaccurate summary
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And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
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Congrats to joots on another successful Super Bowl party
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Congrats to joots on another successful Super Bowl party
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Hated everything about that Dunkin ad
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Hated everything about that Dunkin ad
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i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want
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the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
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BREAKING NEWS: ELON MUSK TO FOCUS ON MARSHMALLOW FARM INSTEAD OF GUMDROP CITY
www.wsj.com/science/spac...
www.wsj.com/science/spac...
SpaceX Delays Mars Plans To Focus on Moon
Elon Musk’s rocket company had aimed to reach the red planet in 2026
www.wsj.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
BREAKING NEWS: ELON MUSK TO FOCUS ON MARSHMALLOW FARM INSTEAD OF GUMDROP CITY
www.wsj.com/science/spac...
www.wsj.com/science/spac...
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Democrats have their lowest approval rating ever in history because they are doing everything right and have good strategy and it’s the leftists that are wrong
March 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Democrats have their lowest approval rating ever in history because they are doing everything right and have good strategy and it’s the leftists that are wrong
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I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
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Grabbed this info sheet from the library resource desk. The library providing the political education.
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Grabbed this info sheet from the library resource desk. The library providing the political education.
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Until I start hearing Dems, who are running for office, say that they will be pursuing prosecution of the Trump administration for crimes, they will not get my money or support
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Until I start hearing Dems, who are running for office, say that they will be pursuing prosecution of the Trump administration for crimes, they will not get my money or support
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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a woman reached out to donate 500,000 delta skymiles to get people home to MN as they are released from custody in TX.
we're getting flights booked today. it should be enough to get at least 15 people home.
delta should be doing for free since they take ICE money.
we're getting flights booked today. it should be enough to get at least 15 people home.
delta should be doing for free since they take ICE money.
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
a woman reached out to donate 500,000 delta skymiles to get people home to MN as they are released from custody in TX.
we're getting flights booked today. it should be enough to get at least 15 people home.
delta should be doing for free since they take ICE money.
we're getting flights booked today. it should be enough to get at least 15 people home.
delta should be doing for free since they take ICE money.
"not all billionaires are pedophiles! Well that one is, and yes that one too. But not this one! ...although he's best friends with a pedophile. And we don't know about this one... expect he did seem to email the world's most famous pedophile a lot.... Not all billionaires!
We freely acknowledge that not all billionaires are good people. We strongly oppose Trump, and while we appreciate Musk's contributions to EVs, space exploration, and rural internet access, we're disappointed with the right-wing turn he's taken. Child abusers deserve to be prosecuted to the fullest.
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
"not all billionaires are pedophiles! Well that one is, and yes that one too. But not this one! ...although he's best friends with a pedophile. And we don't know about this one... expect he did seem to email the world's most famous pedophile a lot.... Not all billionaires!
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From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: 1554 Second Age
Subject: Re: Master Ring (Forged in secret)???
lmfao u totally shoulkd
To: [email protected]
Date: 1554 Second Age
Subject: Re: Master Ring (Forged in secret)???
lmfao u totally shoulkd
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 PM
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: 1554 Second Age
Subject: Re: Master Ring (Forged in secret)???
lmfao u totally shoulkd
To: [email protected]
Date: 1554 Second Age
Subject: Re: Master Ring (Forged in secret)???
lmfao u totally shoulkd
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ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
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I think someone already did this one but I had to do it anyway
January 28, 2026 at 7:41 AM
I think someone already did this one but I had to do it anyway