Franklyfrankfrank
@franklyfrankfrank.bsky.social
Just an honest lizard in a weird wild world. Art, education, ttrpgs, general nerd stuff. He/him.
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Teaching elementary school isn’t hard you just need to learn to drink cold black coffee throughout the day like you’re doing shots of whiskey and train your brain to filter out 40% of the sensory input send help
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a golden girls tv/movie crossover: thread
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
a golden girls tv/movie crossover: thread
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I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.
This mantis is what’s up
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This mantis is what’s up
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Vending Machine.
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Vending Machine.
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who observe.
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who observe.
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pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
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natalie port-manhole: thread
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
natalie port-manhole: thread
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"There's too much doo-wap happening in here right now! Please focus!" is a thing I just yelled in my classroom. #MiddleSchoolLyfe
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"There's too much doo-wap happening in here right now! Please focus!" is a thing I just yelled in my classroom. #MiddleSchoolLyfe
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Current steward here. Now is the time to proclaim your love for Starbucks (Lie, won't be your first, won't be your last), but emphasize your loyalty to the worker.
Let them think you'd like to go, but you only support benevolent management.
Let them think you'd like to go, but you only support benevolent management.
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Current steward here. Now is the time to proclaim your love for Starbucks (Lie, won't be your first, won't be your last), but emphasize your loyalty to the worker.
Let them think you'd like to go, but you only support benevolent management.
Let them think you'd like to go, but you only support benevolent management.
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Listen Kaine, Hassan, King, Cortez-Masto, Durbin, Shaheen, Rosen, and Fetterman. You're NOT gonna take away my 2025 election joy. We voted in that election for folks to FIGHT for us. That doesn't include YOU.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Listen Kaine, Hassan, King, Cortez-Masto, Durbin, Shaheen, Rosen, and Fetterman. You're NOT gonna take away my 2025 election joy. We voted in that election for folks to FIGHT for us. That doesn't include YOU.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
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"We’re done waiting for Dems to find their spine. We can’t afford a weak & cowardly Democratic Party while the authoritarians invade our cities, terrorize our communities, & threaten our democracy. We get the party we demand, & we intend to demand a Democratic Party that fights.” — @indivisible.org
Indivisible Launches its Largest Primary Program in Response to Senate Democrats Surrendering on the Shutdown Vote
indivisible.org
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"We’re done waiting for Dems to find their spine. We can’t afford a weak & cowardly Democratic Party while the authoritarians invade our cities, terrorize our communities, & threaten our democracy. We get the party we demand, & we intend to demand a Democratic Party that fights.” — @indivisible.org
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an owl babysitter is a hootenanny has this been done before
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
an owl babysitter is a hootenanny has this been done before
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mods are asleep, post bored poutine
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
mods are asleep, post bored poutine
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Vampire: Please invite me or I can't come in
Chuck Schumer: Promise not to hurt anyone?
Vampire: Haha we promise no such thing
Chuck Schumer: K get in here
Chuck Schumer: Promise not to hurt anyone?
Vampire: Haha we promise no such thing
Chuck Schumer: K get in here
March 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Vampire: Please invite me or I can't come in
Chuck Schumer: Promise not to hurt anyone?
Vampire: Haha we promise no such thing
Chuck Schumer: K get in here
Chuck Schumer: Promise not to hurt anyone?
Vampire: Haha we promise no such thing
Chuck Schumer: K get in here
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Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
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if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼
September 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼
Pro ttrpg GM tip: every time you describe a new place or person to the players, conclude with, “… and as far as you can tell, none of this is a dream.”
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Pro ttrpg GM tip: every time you describe a new place or person to the players, conclude with, “… and as far as you can tell, none of this is a dream.”
It’s my birthday weekend! Gonna have a ginger ale and do some recreational math and labor*!
*just a lil’ woodworking
*just a lil’ woodworking
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It’s my birthday weekend! Gonna have a ginger ale and do some recreational math and labor*!
*just a lil’ woodworking
*just a lil’ woodworking
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and if you *are* a ghoul, faking decency is the price of admission into polite society. seethe about it on your own time
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
and if you *are* a ghoul, faking decency is the price of admission into polite society. seethe about it on your own time
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Artist be like if I shift this line 0.05 cm to the left, increase overlay by 2%, and move this character’s head slightly by 3° will make a life changing difference that everyone notices
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Artist be like if I shift this line 0.05 cm to the left, increase overlay by 2%, and move this character’s head slightly by 3° will make a life changing difference that everyone notices
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don't skip leg day theyre handing out free legs
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
don't skip leg day theyre handing out free legs
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Idea: A musical about a 2-year old that keeps killing his babysitters and turning them into Gerber meat sticks. I call it Sweeney Toddler.
February 5, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Idea: A musical about a 2-year old that keeps killing his babysitters and turning them into Gerber meat sticks. I call it Sweeney Toddler.
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam