Gbaji the Hunted One 🦃
@gbaji.bsky.social
Before the law. He/him. King County, WA, 🇺🇸 Sarcasm junkie trying to kick the habit.
Do not, my friends, become addicted to dopamine. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.
I know you've muted me.
Do not, my friends, become addicted to dopamine. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.
I know you've muted me.
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Gbaji the Hunted One 🦃
@gbaji.bsky.social
· Mar 11
2020: Any tragedy can be borne if we learn from it.
2025: Ah, well, nevertheless.
2025: Ah, well, nevertheless.
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If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
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The power of these female coalitions is one of the main mechanisms that reverses the power dynamics between the sexes within bonobo groups...When female bonobos form aggressive alliances to exert social control over males, they demonstrate that power can be derived...from social support.
“Infanticide is a common male strategy in many species to ensure reproductive success… Bonobo females, however, have managed to reverse this trend, which chimpanzees do, thanks to an unusual cooperation between them…
Aggression against infants…almost always provokes retaliation from the females”
Aggression against infants…almost always provokes retaliation from the females”
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The power of these female coalitions is one of the main mechanisms that reverses the power dynamics between the sexes within bonobo groups...When female bonobos form aggressive alliances to exert social control over males, they demonstrate that power can be derived...from social support.
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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If you get an email with the subject “Knock knock”, don’t open it.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If you get an email with the subject “Knock knock”, don’t open it.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
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Look, when Gail eats somebody and threatens to stab you if you rat on her, you don't rat
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Look, when Gail eats somebody and threatens to stab you if you rat on her, you don't rat
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Removal of CRTC content quotas for porn leads to cancellation of next five Eric Peterson projects
Removal of CRTC content quotas for porn leads to cancellation of next five Eric Peterson projects
OTTAWA - The Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission will no longer impose Canadian Content quotas on pornographic websites, leading to the cancellation of several upcoming product...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Removal of CRTC content quotas for porn leads to cancellation of next five Eric Peterson projects
Knocking off early and heading to the whisky bar.
Happy Misgiving to all who celebrate.
Happy Misgiving to all who celebrate.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Knocking off early and heading to the whisky bar.
Happy Misgiving to all who celebrate.
Happy Misgiving to all who celebrate.
I don't fucking care if you're a managing partner, blaring sports talk radio with your office door open is being a douche.
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I don't fucking care if you're a managing partner, blaring sports talk radio with your office door open is being a douche.
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Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/
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"You will be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"You will be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
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If you like books but wish they were cheaper, allow me to introduce you to: Used books.
If you like second-hand books but wish they were free: Libraries.
If you like reading but can't get to a used bookstore and won't support the library (it knows what it did!): Scroll X and go slowly insane
If you like second-hand books but wish they were free: Libraries.
If you like reading but can't get to a used bookstore and won't support the library (it knows what it did!): Scroll X and go slowly insane
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If you like books but wish they were cheaper, allow me to introduce you to: Used books.
If you like second-hand books but wish they were free: Libraries.
If you like reading but can't get to a used bookstore and won't support the library (it knows what it did!): Scroll X and go slowly insane
If you like second-hand books but wish they were free: Libraries.
If you like reading but can't get to a used bookstore and won't support the library (it knows what it did!): Scroll X and go slowly insane
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James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
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These people get framed as a “bad cops” but the people who hire police officers clearly find they have all the traits they desire for the role.
Fired Denver officers who joked about shooting migrants rehired by other police agencies
Fired Denver officers who joked about shooting migrants rehired by other police agencies
Two of the three Denver Police officers who were terminated for making jokes in a group chat are wearing the badge again in smaller towns in Colorado.
www.9news.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
These people get framed as a “bad cops” but the people who hire police officers clearly find they have all the traits they desire for the role.
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Yeah, one of the real flaws with Bluesky is that if you make a post whose message is basically "hey, do the losers at this place still have a stick up their ass about my machine that steals their writing?" it attracts negative responses.
It's a weird glitch, and it's certainly not *your* fault.
It's a weird glitch, and it's certainly not *your* fault.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Yeah, one of the real flaws with Bluesky is that if you make a post whose message is basically "hey, do the losers at this place still have a stick up their ass about my machine that steals their writing?" it attracts negative responses.
It's a weird glitch, and it's certainly not *your* fault.
It's a weird glitch, and it's certainly not *your* fault.
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I strenuously object to the implicit assertion that people don't want to hear about other people's holidays. I do! In Iran they have an outdoor picnic day (Sizdah Bedar). In Japan there's a bean-throwing day (Setsubun). There's a whole world of fascinating rituals and traditions.
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I strenuously object to the implicit assertion that people don't want to hear about other people's holidays. I do! In Iran they have an outdoor picnic day (Sizdah Bedar). In Japan there's a bean-throwing day (Setsubun). There's a whole world of fascinating rituals and traditions.
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Q: Why did Donald Trump bury Ivana on one of his golf courses?
A: So he could still cheat on her.
A: So he could still cheat on her.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Q: Why did Donald Trump bury Ivana on one of his golf courses?
A: So he could still cheat on her.
A: So he could still cheat on her.
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This is just outrageous, we should be able to provide enough exaggerated claims and falsehoods (known on the street as "lies") on our own, whatever happened to American warmongering, murderous ingenuity?
As the Trump administration weighs using force to overthrow President Nicolás Maduro of Venezuela, former diplomats and even some prominent critics of Maduro worry that his political opponents in Venezuela are promoting exaggerated claims and falsehoods to justify a U.S. intervention.
Venezuela’s Nobel Peace Prize Winner Pushes False Claims About Maduro
Opposition leader Maria Corina Machado faces criticism that she is exaggerating threats posed by Venezuela’s leader to justify U.S. force to overthrow him.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This is just outrageous, we should be able to provide enough exaggerated claims and falsehoods (known on the street as "lies") on our own, whatever happened to American warmongering, murderous ingenuity?
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It’s a multinational far right takeover, and all the despots are looking out for each other. Trump was actually hoping to spring Bolsonaro out of prison. I want to say unbelievable but unfortunately, it’s very believable.
Pretty convincing evidence here that the Trump administration was planning to jailbreak and provide asylum for Bolsonaro -- and that Trump inadvertently revealed the plan.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
Trump appears to blurt out secret plan, not knowing it's already a bust
YouTube video by MS NOW
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It’s a multinational far right takeover, and all the despots are looking out for each other. Trump was actually hoping to spring Bolsonaro out of prison. I want to say unbelievable but unfortunately, it’s very believable.
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Causing massive harm to millions of Americans is an explicit Republican Party goal.
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) privately pushed President Donald Trump to stand down from his plan to offer a compromise extending Affordable Care Act subsidies for two years, the Wall Street Journal reported on Tuesday.
Mike Johnson kneecapped Trump's plan to compromise on health care with Dems: WSJ
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) privately pushed President Donald Trump to stand down from his plan to offer a compromise extending Affordable Care Act subsidies for two years, the Wall Street Journal reported on Tuesday.Johnson reportedly told Trump that there weren't enough votes for such a prop...
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Causing massive harm to millions of Americans is an explicit Republican Party goal.
There is no living with these people.
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
There is no living with these people.
Every day: "Wow! Trump acted against American interests!"
a woman talking to a man with the words who could 've predicted that below her
ALT: a woman talking to a man with the words who could 've predicted that below her
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Every day: "Wow! Trump acted against American interests!"