K.O. Myers
@genvexed.bsky.social
I have yet to achieve the perfect mixture of humility and bombast required to write a truly epic one-line bio. In the meantime, I'm a freelance #podcast producer/editor at https://particulatemedia.com, a D&D game writer/runner, and courts/law nerd.
I was in the emergency room for a couple hours on Thanksgiving Eve (just visiting), and there were at least three people with boxing gloves of gauze and bandages covering knife wounds.
My anxiety levels around Thanksgiving and Christmas, when people who never cook in any volume capacity suddenly go "Oh yeah, I've got this" shoot through the roof.
I swear I've held a proper cutting class every year at my inlaws.
I swear I've held a proper cutting class every year at my inlaws.
the risk to reward ratio of stabbing an avocado pit while you’re holding it in your hand is WAY off, imo
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I was in the emergency room for a couple hours on Thanksgiving Eve (just visiting), and there were at least three people with boxing gloves of gauze and bandages covering knife wounds.
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We ain’t buying shit! This Friday ain’t “Black” ‘cuz we got each others’ back.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
We ain’t buying shit! This Friday ain’t “Black” ‘cuz we got each others’ back.
This is exactly what I was talking about
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November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This is exactly what I was talking about
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Antepenultimate
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Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Antepenultimate
They've spent trillions of dollars and countless hours of work writing code and building carbon-spewing data centers to create a plagiarism machine that's no more accurate than the drunk at the end of the bar in 1985 confidently opining on nonsense. It's the circle of bullshit.
You can read about it in the New York Times today, as leading scholars of law and technology from around the country sound the alarm about what happens if the courts permit prosecutors to ignore basic conventions of truth and support on which we all rely. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
They've spent trillions of dollars and countless hours of work writing code and building carbon-spewing data centers to create a plagiarism machine that's no more accurate than the drunk at the end of the bar in 1985 confidently opining on nonsense. It's the circle of bullshit.
You can read about it in the New York Times today, as leading scholars of law and technology from around the country sound the alarm about what happens if the courts permit prosecutors to ignore basic conventions of truth and support on which we all rely. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They've spent trillions of dollars and countless hours of work writing code and building carbon-spewing data centers to create a plagiarism machine that's no more accurate than the drunk at the end of the bar in 1985 confidently opining on nonsense. It's the circle of bullshit.
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
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I refused to actually watch Highlander and instead made Bill and Stephen explain it all to me for the episode.
Happy Thanksgiving! The crew of EnterpriseSplaining is taking a much needed holiday break today from #StarTrekENT, and are instead heading out on away mission to visit the movie that all straight HS boyfriends were forcing their girlfriends to watch in the 90s: Highlander!
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I refused to actually watch Highlander and instead made Bill and Stephen explain it all to me for the episode.
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The only remotely plausible conspiracy theory.
The inventor of the open plan kitchen wanted to be able to sneak bites of dinner all day without having to help cook.
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The only remotely plausible conspiracy theory.
Not even Catholic, but I find responding to good wishes with "and also with you" very satisfying.
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Not even Catholic, but I find responding to good wishes with "and also with you" very satisfying.
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
IT'S MEDICINAL
My beloved Italian American mother is making real innovations in the storage of home grown herbs
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
IT'S MEDICINAL
One of the many sins of law enforcement propaganda masquerading as entertainment is that it has trained us to believe many crimes are intricately planned by evil, conspiratorial masterminds. In reality, most violence is just "I got pissed off and I had a weapon handy."
i’m seeing talk that the national guard shooting was a false flag and folks, it’s almost never a false flag. it would be more likely that god himself directly commanded the man to shoot them
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
One of the many sins of law enforcement propaganda masquerading as entertainment is that it has trained us to believe many crimes are intricately planned by evil, conspiratorial masterminds. In reality, most violence is just "I got pissed off and I had a weapon handy."
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another Lizza article is circulating, which reminds me to tap the sign reminding you to please support independent, worker-run, billionaire and felch-free news outlets when and how you can. if you can spare some $, here's some w/NewsMatch, which will 2x your donation through the end of the year!
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November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
another Lizza article is circulating, which reminds me to tap the sign reminding you to please support independent, worker-run, billionaire and felch-free news outlets when and how you can. if you can spare some $, here's some w/NewsMatch, which will 2x your donation through the end of the year!
If you need the thrill of breaking rules, you can always keep it a little after the return date.
Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If you need the thrill of breaking rules, you can always keep it a little after the return date.
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Hey guys! I'm having a sale on all my silk #sciart scarves and ties 😊 🐡🧪🧠
Banish the Boring and Beige
This year, give gorgeous, geeky gifts
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November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Hey guys! I'm having a sale on all my silk #sciart scarves and ties 😊 🐡🧪🧠
The "peace president" wants to add another few million to his body count.
NEW: Donald Trump says he wants ACA funds to end after 2025
“I’d rather not" extend them, he tells reporters on AF1. "I don’t want to extend them for two years. I’d rather not extend them at all."
He wants cash to go "directly" to people. Unclear how that'd work.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
“I’d rather not" extend them, he tells reporters on AF1. "I don’t want to extend them for two years. I’d rather not extend them at all."
He wants cash to go "directly" to people. Unclear how that'd work.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Trump says he would 'rather not' extend Obamacare tax credits 'at all'
The president said he prefers to let the Affordable Care Act subsidies expire on schedule at the end of December, saying if anything he wants the money to go to "the people directly."
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The "peace president" wants to add another few million to his body count.
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The Stonehenge of irony.
They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
The Stonehenge of irony.
I feel simultaneously seen and called out.
I have friends coming into town today and I’ve been trying to practice staying up late.
I made it to 9 pm last night. 😭
I made it to 9 pm last night. 😭
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I feel simultaneously seen and called out.
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Apple is anti-union.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Apple is anti-union.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
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This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
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We always see a surge of infectious disease, including COVID, RSV, etc etc around Thanksgiving and Christmas. Unless you want to gift your fam with a few weeks sick this year, mask up as you travel!
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We always see a surge of infectious disease, including COVID, RSV, etc etc around Thanksgiving and Christmas. Unless you want to gift your fam with a few weeks sick this year, mask up as you travel!