Lord give us the Democrats that Republicans warn us about.

Four, surely.

ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.

Agreed. Or at least high in the running.

This isn’t just saying the quiet part loud.

It’s the quiet part painting a swastika on itself and doing goose steps on the table top shouting “quiet parts uber alles”.

Both of those things can be true. His actions are extreme and unprecedented - and wouldn’t be possible without the destructive work of his predecessors.

The last and only console-based game I‘ve ever played was when I tried Mortal Combat on my roommate’s system in 1995.

I know almost nothing about celebrity chefs.

I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now

items currently in my house:
(IYKYK)

I did and now regret it. It wasn’t terrible - but…well…it could have waited til morning.

Based on the timing, probably listening to the new Taylor Swift album.

Lol.
No.
(if anything, it gets worse!)

Mamdani: "What we have built in this city is also an indication of what politics can be. After the November election, we heard that young people were leaving the Democratic Party, they were getting disinterested in politics. And we built a campaign where we said, what if we treated them w/ respect?"

The Aubrey Plaza line(s) about them in that one episode of Parks and Rec was the best moment of the whole series.

Ok with me but don’t you dare come for Neutral Milk Hotel.

File under "Fuck, I Wish I Thought of That!"

Ok farm facts are back!

China is so much of the global soybean market, you can't make up losing them by selling to other countries. There isn't enough soybean demand in the world to fill that dent.

And farmers... know that.

Good thread

this shit is so cringe.

Pete Hegseth took us from “speak softly and carry a big stick” to “boast drunkenly and hit your wife”

jesus: turn the other cheek

pete "christian crusader" hegseth: shut up pussy