Glenn Turner ♦️🐦⬛ 🏳️🌈
@glennturner.bsky.social
Full-stack web dev! Media omnivore, misfit, writer of oddities! Seeking opportunities! Blogs at https://mediaclature.com! He/him/they
Me: NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE THE TOUR is screening here tomorrow & it's sold out?!
My webserver: ...you literally coded a site to tell you about this shit. It's been there since October. Run a fuckin' DB quer--
Me: --STFU now I have to implement a time-travel feature.
My webserver: ...you literally coded a site to tell you about this shit. It's been there since October. Run a fuckin' DB quer--
Me: --STFU now I have to implement a time-travel feature.
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Me: NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE THE TOUR is screening here tomorrow & it's sold out?!
My webserver: ...you literally coded a site to tell you about this shit. It's been there since October. Run a fuckin' DB quer--
Me: --STFU now I have to implement a time-travel feature.
My webserver: ...you literally coded a site to tell you about this shit. It's been there since October. Run a fuckin' DB quer--
Me: --STFU now I have to implement a time-travel feature.
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This is like if Tyson stopped selling consumer chicken. RAM is about to cost as much as a brand new pc. The cost of everything from tablets, to phones, to laptops will skyrocket. All because AI data centers are consuming all the available RAM they can get.
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/the...
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/the...
Crucial memory will soon be a memory itself as Micron abandons consumers in favor of AI data centers
The RAM crisis is just getting started.
www.pcgamer.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 AM
This is like if Tyson stopped selling consumer chicken. RAM is about to cost as much as a brand new pc. The cost of everything from tablets, to phones, to laptops will skyrocket. All because AI data centers are consuming all the available RAM they can get.
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/the...
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/the...
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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BREAKING: US judge blocks Trump from cutting Medicaid funding for Planned Parenthood in 22 states reut.rs/48JkN4t
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
BREAKING: US judge blocks Trump from cutting Medicaid funding for Planned Parenthood in 22 states reut.rs/48JkN4t
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Horror game Horses removed from Epic Games Store, too: aftermath.site/horses-steam-e...
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Horror game Horses removed from Epic Games Store, too: aftermath.site/horses-steam-e...
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Keeping myself centered by thinking about Hulk skanking to the heavy heavy monster sound of Madness.
July 2, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Keeping myself centered by thinking about Hulk skanking to the heavy heavy monster sound of Madness.
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Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
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Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.
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On the one hand, this is the thing Tom Stoppard would absolutely least like to be remembered for. On the other hand, he spent his last years complaining about "cancel culture" and trans people, so I'll take it.
Playwright Tom Stoppard has died at 88. Did you know he ghost-wrote George Lucas and Steven Spielberg's Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? kottke.org/20/11/tom-st...
Tom Stoppard and the Last Crusade
Hermione Lee has written an authorized biography of playwright, screenwriter, translator, and man of letters Tom Stoppard, calle
kottke.org
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
On the one hand, this is the thing Tom Stoppard would absolutely least like to be remembered for. On the other hand, he spent his last years complaining about "cancel culture" and trans people, so I'll take it.
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Working in games means your answer to the question "If you could do anything you wanted in life, what would it be?" isn't a different career, but the same career in a kinder version of the same industry.
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Working in games means your answer to the question "If you could do anything you wanted in life, what would it be?" isn't a different career, but the same career in a kinder version of the same industry.
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Really wild situation here: a celebrated and well-regarded indie dev and publisher is facing shutdown because Valve banned their game from Steam and won't talk to them about it, at all.
www.ign.com/articles/uns...
www.ign.com/articles/uns...
Unsettling Horror Game Horses Banned From Steam, Leaving Studio With 'High Risk' of Closure - IGN
Indie horror game Horses is preparing to launch on December 2, on the Epic Games Store, GOG, Itch.io, and the Humble Store. But one place it won't be is on Steam, because Steam has banned the game for...
www.ign.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Really wild situation here: a celebrated and well-regarded indie dev and publisher is facing shutdown because Valve banned their game from Steam and won't talk to them about it, at all.
www.ign.com/articles/uns...
www.ign.com/articles/uns...
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RIP Udo Kier, the most gonzo Dracula.
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
RIP Udo Kier, the most gonzo Dracula.
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Udo Kier's first and only post on Twitter 💯
March 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Udo Kier's first and only post on Twitter 💯
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
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WOMEN ARE MY FAVOURITE GUY 🗣️🗣️🗣️
#jetsetradio #segadreamcast #fanart #planetofthebass #kylegordon #parodyart #digitalart
#jetsetradio #segadreamcast #fanart #planetofthebass #kylegordon #parodyart #digitalart
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
WOMEN ARE MY FAVOURITE GUY 🗣️🗣️🗣️
#jetsetradio #segadreamcast #fanart #planetofthebass #kylegordon #parodyart #digitalart
#jetsetradio #segadreamcast #fanart #planetofthebass #kylegordon #parodyart #digitalart
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
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And what was Jeffrey Epstein's profession?
AND WHAT WAS JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S PROFESSION KAROLINE??
AND WHAT WAS JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S PROFESSION KAROLINE??
Karoline Leavitt claimed today that Trump was always "extremely professional" while hanging out with [checks notes] Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
And what was Jeffrey Epstein's profession?
AND WHAT WAS JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S PROFESSION KAROLINE??
AND WHAT WAS JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S PROFESSION KAROLINE??
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
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“Hey babe, everything ok, you haven’t touched your enterprise B2B SaaS”
November 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
“Hey babe, everything ok, you haven’t touched your enterprise B2B SaaS”