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Median American voter believes that the mayor of the largest city in the country is a terrorist, and also doesn't particularly care.
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Median American voter believes that the mayor of the largest city in the country is a terrorist, and also doesn't particularly care.
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My personal favourite from the genre.
September 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
My personal favourite from the genre.
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in a proper functioning democracy, every election would have a guy who wears the same red beret literally everywhere, to the point where nobody knows what he looks like without it. he should be referred to in the constitution as Hat Guy. if you ever poll below Hat Guy you must end your campaign
NEW mayoral poll from PIX11/Emerson/The Hill, conducted Sept. 7 to Sept. 8, with 3.9% margin of error: emersoncollegepolling.com/nyc-2025-may...
Zohran Mamdani - 43%
Andrew Cuomo - 28%
Curtis Sliwa - 10%
Eric Adams - 7%
Head to head:
Mamdani - 47%
Cuomo - 40%
Zohran Mamdani - 43%
Andrew Cuomo - 28%
Curtis Sliwa - 10%
Eric Adams - 7%
Head to head:
Mamdani - 47%
Cuomo - 40%
New York City 2025 Poll: Mamdani Leads Cuomo, Sliwa, Adams in Mayoral Election, Leads Cuomo in Hypothetical Head-to-Head - Emerson Polling
A new Emerson College Polling/PIX11/The Hill survey of New York City voters finds Democratic nominee…Full Release & Results
emersoncollegepolling.com
September 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
in a proper functioning democracy, every election would have a guy who wears the same red beret literally everywhere, to the point where nobody knows what he looks like without it. he should be referred to in the constitution as Hat Guy. if you ever poll below Hat Guy you must end your campaign
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I do not like this man
July 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I do not like this man
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someone alert Jake Tapper
Gov. Gavin Newsom tells Fox LA that Trump has "lost it."
"This is serious. He is not the same person that I dealt with just four years ago, and he's incapable of even a train of thought. He's making things up."
"This is serious. He is not the same person that I dealt with just four years ago, and he's incapable of even a train of thought. He's making things up."
June 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
someone alert Jake Tapper
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ISAAC CHOTINER: It’s just interesting, because my understanding is that you had a pretty good opportunity to destroy the one ring.
ISILDUR: No, that’s not—
IC: O.K.
I: You have to appreciate what was happening.
IC: Right. You’re in Mt Doom with the ring—
I: Sauron was right there!
IC: Sure.
ISILDUR: No, that’s not—
IC: O.K.
I: You have to appreciate what was happening.
IC: Right. You’re in Mt Doom with the ring—
I: Sauron was right there!
IC: Sure.
April 30, 2024 at 12:59 AM
ISAAC CHOTINER: It’s just interesting, because my understanding is that you had a pretty good opportunity to destroy the one ring.
ISILDUR: No, that’s not—
IC: O.K.
I: You have to appreciate what was happening.
IC: Right. You’re in Mt Doom with the ring—
I: Sauron was right there!
IC: Sure.
ISILDUR: No, that’s not—
IC: O.K.
I: You have to appreciate what was happening.
IC: Right. You’re in Mt Doom with the ring—
I: Sauron was right there!
IC: Sure.
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i remember how fucking stupid it was
March 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
i remember how fucking stupid it was
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These guys will be like “it’s a simple fact” and the “fact” is just an extremely racist opinion
March 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
These guys will be like “it’s a simple fact” and the “fact” is just an extremely racist opinion
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one small schadenfreude joy is that donald trump correctly understands that john roberts is a trusted subordinate who is willing to perform acts of corruption on his behalf and treats him that way in public, not understanding that this is humiliating
March 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
one small schadenfreude joy is that donald trump correctly understands that john roberts is a trusted subordinate who is willing to perform acts of corruption on his behalf and treats him that way in public, not understanding that this is humiliating
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President Trump’s simpering fealty to Vladimir Putin and Russia is embarrassing and dangerous.
Illinois stands with Ukraine, and so should the White House.
Illinois stands with Ukraine, and so should the White House.
Live updates: Trump cuts short talks with Ukraine’s Zelenskyy after Oval Office blow up
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy met with President Donald Trump in Washington, seeking backing for Ukraine's security against any future Russian aggression.
apnews.com
February 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
President Trump’s simpering fealty to Vladimir Putin and Russia is embarrassing and dangerous.
Illinois stands with Ukraine, and so should the White House.
Illinois stands with Ukraine, and so should the White House.
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KAMALA HARRIS: you didn't just fall out of a coconut tree...
MEDIAN SWING VOTER: yes I fucking did how dare you
MEDIAN SWING VOTER: yes I fucking did how dare you
Laid-off IRS employee said he had voted for Trump: "I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people’s lives for no reason."
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
February 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
KAMALA HARRIS: you didn't just fall out of a coconut tree...
MEDIAN SWING VOTER: yes I fucking did how dare you
MEDIAN SWING VOTER: yes I fucking did how dare you
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Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
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D O I T F O R H I M
February 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
D O I T F O R H I M
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We need an AA for pseudo-intellectuals. Just a regular meeting where these dumbasses can talk about how easily duped they are in a safe space where no one can steal their wallets or have weirdly-named kids with them
February 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
We need an AA for pseudo-intellectuals. Just a regular meeting where these dumbasses can talk about how easily duped they are in a safe space where no one can steal their wallets or have weirdly-named kids with them
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January 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
January 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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When you see drawings like this you know the New York Times has just talked to a group of huge dipshits
January 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
When you see drawings like this you know the New York Times has just talked to a group of huge dipshits