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John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 2h

Replacing a brown woman with a friend’s widow shows they think the base’s racist inclinations will overpower the misogynist ones

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 2h

This was not the Replacement Theory that I expected to wake up to this morning

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3h

Going on BetMGM and wagering that JD runs for president in 2028 with Erika as his wife

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John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 2h

“You could fuck Charlie Kirk’s widow” definitely came up in a 2028 strategy meeting

John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 2h

Ugh now I have to get HIM a jersey too

John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 3h

Went to check how valuable he was with the Rangers, and apparently they had the best team ERA, WHIP, and runs allowed out of baseball this year??? Serves me right for ignoring the middle of the AL West

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John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 4h

Dr. Spaceman from 30 Rock diagnosing Tracy Jordan with diabetes, with the caption “[Sighs] Well, Tracy, I… I don’t know how to say this. ‘Dee-ay-butt-ees?’”

John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 8h

The deregulation of media was maybe the American Right’s greatest victory

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John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 8h

My doomerism of late is that we will move past the current coterie of bad actors in the expected time frame and replace them with the same evil-beholden worms who opened the doors to this state of affairs. The cycle will continue for, idk, another 25 years

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 18h

KAMALA HARRIS: "It is never satisfying to say we've gotta be incremental - and I'm not advocating incrementalism - but until we win back majorities in the Senate and the House and take the White House, that may just be where we are."

John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 11h

The really cultural impact of Wicked is how it changed Oscar-hungry press tours

Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 18h

cooking show called “When Life Gives You Plemons, Make Emma-nade”

Jesse plemons and Emma stone laughing but seeming to mask a deep terror as they prep raw meat for meatballs in a test kitchen of some sort

John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 13h

I bet a dog could be president

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"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 1d

I bet English people call their father something CRAZY. probably Mister Parent

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John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 22h

The Nobel committee being all “oh yeah Trump’s cool and all, bit mainstream but that’s fine if that’s your thing. we’ve just been listening to this other dogshit politician, you’ve probably never heard of them”

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John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 22h

Getting Pope Leo an old school Madison Mallards jersey with the stoned duck

Green Madison Mallards jersey with red text, white trim, and a duck head on the sleeve with a backwards cap and bright red eyes

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John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone’s so busy looking for republicans ratfucking the election that everyone will miss the democrats ratfucking the primary

John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 1d

My take on the Platner ordeal is that Maine should have only one senator

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 1d

those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station

Rosen Thorne @rosenthorne.bsky.social · 2d

We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"

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John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 1d

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John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 1d

Imagining 80s Jack doing One Battle After Another and smiling

Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 1d

DiCaprio is turning into Jack Nicholson

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 6d

You should be able to find jobs by searching "guy who shows up on time and generally does what he's supposed to"

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John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 2d

Just found out about REGRETTING YOU in which Allison Williams plays an adult’s mother and I suddenly forgot how old I am

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John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 2d

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John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 2d

How am I doing? Well, divorce is never easy, but I’m hoping we’ll settle things soon and I can move on. I retained the law firm of Violent Twitter Perverts, so I think I’ll be okay

John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 3d

Vulture Cinematrix No. 580: Oct 27, 2025

I got 9/9 Correct
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Cinematrix No. 580: October 27, 2025

Can you name a Yorgos Lanthimos movie with a one or two-word title?

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John Hendel @goodplaywright.bsky.social · 3d

Ready and raring for game 4, who’s got the stream ready

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 3d

The US on December 7, 1941

Kate Dollarhyde @katedollarhyde.bsky.social · 3d

YAMAMOTO?????????????

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