Gorilla
@gorillajab.bsky.social
He/Him | RT Heavy✨PFP by @loserwithanartacc
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My father is convinced my mother is the greatest person in the world, but my mother insists my father is the greatest person in the world. The grass is always greener on the other side. Their acrimonious argument over this contentious issue has led them to divorce.
January 28, 2026 at 7:46 PM
My father is convinced my mother is the greatest person in the world, but my mother insists my father is the greatest person in the world. The grass is always greener on the other side. Their acrimonious argument over this contentious issue has led them to divorce.
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guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today
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maybe my gender is like zelda im a princess most of the time but I turn into sheik to help out boys. I haven't played oot
January 21, 2026 at 11:45 PM
maybe my gender is like zelda im a princess most of the time but I turn into sheik to help out boys. I haven't played oot
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This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 AM
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
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It's wild to be a few years into a society wide a.i. smash-and-grab project and suddenly say out loud that maybe they might need to come up with a use for a.i.
Delicious to me
January 21, 2026 at 11:37 PM
It's wild to be a few years into a society wide a.i. smash-and-grab project and suddenly say out loud that maybe they might need to come up with a use for a.i.
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If you book a hotel for $200, you should pay $200.
Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.
Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.
January 21, 2026 at 11:57 PM
If you book a hotel for $200, you should pay $200.
Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.
Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.
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GUYS THE SUNSET GUYS
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 AM
GUYS THE SUNSET GUYS
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earthside assistance
January 22, 2026 at 1:34 AM
earthside assistance
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my 2026 resolution is to destroy Jerry Chen
at least tomorrow is next year
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
my 2026 resolution is to destroy Jerry Chen
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RETWEET IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
RETWEET IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Wow I drew a lot of women this year #artvsartist2025
December 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Wow I drew a lot of women this year #artvsartist2025
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wow hi random person you are INCREDIBLY party member coded
December 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
wow hi random person you are INCREDIBLY party member coded
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Holy shit! I did not know.
The Brak Show turned 25 Yesterday. I really should have caught that but I didn't. Oh well, happy 25 years of everyone's favorite catboy having his own show for a bit
December 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Holy shit! I did not know.
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
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Diplomoceras (the clippy) and Pseudocenoceras
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Diplomoceras (the clippy) and Pseudocenoceras
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as is the case for all americans these days i really still am 12 mentally because beedrill blasting rope is the funniest shit ever rn
a video game screen shows a bee with kill written on it
ALT: a video game screen shows a bee with kill written on it
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
as is the case for all americans these days i really still am 12 mentally because beedrill blasting rope is the funniest shit ever rn
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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drank a bottle of brake fluid and can’t stand up this shit works
December 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
drank a bottle of brake fluid and can’t stand up this shit works
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"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.
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Step on a crack, the boys in town are back
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Step on a crack, the boys in town are back