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Ellen M.
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Wanderer. Graphic designer. Translating for engineers since 1977. The QuimbyCats are Beatrice & Ramona. Pictures on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/graphxgrrl/
Even watching the venue feed from today’s skating completion—the music is so hard to hear. What is going on?!
February 8, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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"Hey I'm going back to the dildo box, I just had the idea to juggle them"

Cameraman who would later be arrested after singing "FASCIST DILDO CLEANUP CREW DOO DAH DOO DAH": @ckinferno.bsky.social

But don't ask him questions, he won't say shit ✊

(posted with permission)
February 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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If you are too young to remember Surya, she was a fucking ICON. The only person in history to do a BACKFLIP with a SPLIT ON THE AIR, which she’d land ON ONE FOOT

Of course she wasn’t properly appreciated in her time because racism.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pAhy...
February 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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New show ruins old show by being exactly like old show
"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
February 7, 2026 at 11:59 PM
“What is Johnny Weir wearing?”

…is a question that can be asked with so many different intonations.

None of them wrong.
February 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I need you to walk through that again like I’m 12 and have no idea what you’re talking about."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"People don't read; at most, they skim."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Do you have a memory dump, logs, or at least repro instructions?"
February 8, 2026 at 12:32 AM
if you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Dr. Who", or "Transformers.”
February 8, 2026 at 12:25 AM
City life, am I right?
some of them really, actually believe that we trudge through fields of used needles every day to get our soy lattes at the currently-on-fire starbucks before going to work at the human child litter box and real american censorship factory
February 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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help this reddit post starts out with one of the most impressive cakes i’ve ever seen and ends with one of the most disturbing slices of cake i’ve ever seen
www.reddit.com/r/FondantHat...
February 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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I enjoy the way that in this photo our cats look like a hip-hop duo quite a lot of people quite liked in 1996 who have made a comeback record, done an interview with a broadsheet newspaper and are attempting to prove they are still serious and relevant.
February 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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i kneeled to take a sweet pic of her with her eyes closed and facing the sun and instead i instantly got a whole serving of stanley kubrick shit from someone who’s afraid of shadows, plastic bags, shoes, and her own tail.
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The coverage I’m catching up on switched from ice dance to pairs skating when I was briefly in the kitchen and I was so confused for a minute when I thought I was was seeing an ice dancer throw their partner.
February 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The throw on the couch keeps making squeaky meows.
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Beatrice is skeptical when I tell her we need more rain.
February 7, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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Blessed are the plane spotters, and the spreadsheets they populate.

‘This was just one of the best ways that I could be a helper, and I'm glad that I'm here to be able to do it.’
Minneapolis now has daily deportation flights. One man has been documenting them
A professional airplane enthusiast has been tracking the federally chartered deportation flights out of the Minneapolis airport as DHS sends immigration detainees to other states and, eventually, othe...
www.npr.org
February 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Q: What time is kickoff?

A: The Bad Bunny concert kicks off around 8:00 or 8:30 p.m., but there will be pre-concert entertainment starting at 6:30 p.m. from one group called the “New England Patriots” and another called the “Seattle Seahawks.”
FAQs for This Weekend’s Bad Bunny Concert Featuring Football
What time is kickoff? The Bad Bunny concert kicks off around 8:00 or 8:30 p.m., but there will be pre-concert entertainment starting at 6:30 p.m. f...
buff.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I see you Olympic presenters, skipping past Puerto Rico via commercial break rather than having to explain why that one athlete might want to march alone.
February 7, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it
Just because good news is worth celebrating:

There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.

HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I realize that reading is not something everyone enjoys or can make time for, for a variety of reasons. But a coworker just showed me an AI service she’s excited to subscribe to that will apparently “summarize any book” for her and I’m not sure she understood why I visibly recoiled.
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:

THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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This Olympics, Team USA ice dance is represented by:
• A Chinese Hawaiian and her Michigan husband
• A Greek Cypriot and a Ukrainian Costco fan who just acquired citizenship
• A Canadian born with two dislocated hips and the son of two Soviet gold medalist skaters

That's what makes America great.
February 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
A reminder that many places can get CBC coverage of the winter games and it is a much more enjoyable experience to watch the Canadian coverage than the US coverage especially for winter sports.
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Research Shows Yakima Actually Nothing Like Palm Springs: tinyurl.com/mrvvr9zt
February 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM