Potentate Hawtshot
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Here for the respectful lols
I am not apolitical in life, but I usually am HERE
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I am not apolitical in life, but I usually am HERE
She/her
"Do something every day that scares you."
Apparently that includes trying a new car wash
Car remains dirty
Apparently that includes trying a new car wash
Car remains dirty
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"Do something every day that scares you."
Apparently that includes trying a new car wash
Car remains dirty
Apparently that includes trying a new car wash
Car remains dirty
Just realized my tree skirt looks like a pizza. Or maybe I'm hungry
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Just realized my tree skirt looks like a pizza. Or maybe I'm hungry
Christmas party with my tiny husband! The big one couldn't make it
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Christmas party with my tiny husband! The big one couldn't make it
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven. More pressingly, have you asked God why we must suffer
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven. More pressingly, have you asked God why we must suffer
Sometimes you just gotta curl your hair
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Sometimes you just gotta curl your hair
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Don't presume to tell me how many sleeps until Christmas unless you know my nap schedule
December 9, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Don't presume to tell me how many sleeps until Christmas unless you know my nap schedule
I think I'm not a great conversationalist because I don't always have an opinion or hot take about what you just said
December 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think I'm not a great conversationalist because I don't always have an opinion or hot take about what you just said
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Hold the Republicans accountable for their crimes? No way. We don't want to set that precedent for when it's our turn to do crimes.
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hold the Republicans accountable for their crimes? No way. We don't want to set that precedent for when it's our turn to do crimes.
My IG somehow became filled with pics of Alexander Skarsgard .
I wouldn't change a thing
I wouldn't change a thing
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My IG somehow became filled with pics of Alexander Skarsgard .
I wouldn't change a thing
I wouldn't change a thing
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Obviously, but what's the candidate's name?
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Obviously, but what's the candidate's name?
Do you use mouthwash before you lick envelopes or are you gross?
Me, I'm gross
Me, I'm gross
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Do you use mouthwash before you lick envelopes or are you gross?
Me, I'm gross
Me, I'm gross
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True story: My Dad, who was the kind of macho dude that Clint Eastwood would have played, kept having his tools stolen on job sites. So he spray-painted them hot pink. They suddenly stopped disappearing.
"Kid," he explained when I asked him about it. "Men are fucking idiots."
"Kid," he explained when I asked him about it. "Men are fucking idiots."
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
True story: My Dad, who was the kind of macho dude that Clint Eastwood would have played, kept having his tools stolen on job sites. So he spray-painted them hot pink. They suddenly stopped disappearing.
"Kid," he explained when I asked him about it. "Men are fucking idiots."
"Kid," he explained when I asked him about it. "Men are fucking idiots."
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I was sure Mensa would have solved all our problems by now.
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I was sure Mensa would have solved all our problems by now.
I just learned electric erasers exist and I am in awe of the wonders of capitalism
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I just learned electric erasers exist and I am in awe of the wonders of capitalism
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small train the size of a large train
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
small train the size of a large train
I have a friend visiting London soon. What gift should they bring me back?
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I have a friend visiting London soon. What gift should they bring me back?
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found an old cadbury egg and when I bit into it there was a candy chicken fetus inside
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
found an old cadbury egg and when I bit into it there was a candy chicken fetus inside
*Being introduced to a cat*
Please. Gree is my human name. You may call me Furniture
Please. Gree is my human name. You may call me Furniture
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
*Being introduced to a cat*
Please. Gree is my human name. You may call me Furniture
Please. Gree is my human name. You may call me Furniture
Every day I look in the mirror expecting to see signs of aging backwards, so yes, I do think you should give your ex another try
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Every day I look in the mirror expecting to see signs of aging backwards, so yes, I do think you should give your ex another try
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Politicians love to talk about "kids safety" until you ask them to do something that would actually keep kids safe like fund housing, healthcare, education, outdoor spaces, arts programs, etc.
That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.
That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Politicians love to talk about "kids safety" until you ask them to do something that would actually keep kids safe like fund housing, healthcare, education, outdoor spaces, arts programs, etc.
That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.
That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.
At 5'2", the only way I'll ever loom is if it involves yarn
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
At 5'2", the only way I'll ever loom is if it involves yarn
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Jupiter: (logging in on Cyber Monday with way too many moons) I need another moon
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Jupiter: (logging in on Cyber Monday with way too many moons) I need another moon
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crisped rice 👉 Rice Krispies
flaked corn 👉 Corn Flakes
looped fruit 👉 Froot Loops
puffed cocoa 👉 Cocoa Puffs
nutted grapes 👉 Grape-Nuts
jacked apples 👉 Apple Jacks
I'm so close to cracking the cereal-naming schema I can taste it
flaked corn 👉 Corn Flakes
looped fruit 👉 Froot Loops
puffed cocoa 👉 Cocoa Puffs
nutted grapes 👉 Grape-Nuts
jacked apples 👉 Apple Jacks
I'm so close to cracking the cereal-naming schema I can taste it
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
crisped rice 👉 Rice Krispies
flaked corn 👉 Corn Flakes
looped fruit 👉 Froot Loops
puffed cocoa 👉 Cocoa Puffs
nutted grapes 👉 Grape-Nuts
jacked apples 👉 Apple Jacks
I'm so close to cracking the cereal-naming schema I can taste it
flaked corn 👉 Corn Flakes
looped fruit 👉 Froot Loops
puffed cocoa 👉 Cocoa Puffs
nutted grapes 👉 Grape-Nuts
jacked apples 👉 Apple Jacks
I'm so close to cracking the cereal-naming schema I can taste it
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The O and 0 are the fun hole and butthole of keyboards
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The O and 0 are the fun hole and butthole of keyboards