hatstand4510
@hatstand4510.bsky.social
I’m a chemistry professor & a hearing person learning ASL (so I can support D/hh students). I like cats and playing Destiny 2 an unreasonable amount. I only RT images with alt text. If I like your un-alt-texted art I may add a description in a reply (she)
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
My TA is helping me finalize grades for the semester
December 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My TA is helping me finalize grades for the semester
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NASA Scientists Make Life-Changing Discovery But You Kind Of Had To Be There https://theonion.com/nasa-scientists-make-life-changing-discovery-but-you-ki-1828387779/
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
NASA Scientists Make Life-Changing Discovery But You Kind Of Had To Be There https://theonion.com/nasa-scientists-make-life-changing-discovery-but-you-ki-1828387779/
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Help if you want idk 💸💕
We could really use at least $75 for today! We are down to a few cans of salmon and my blood sugar is at its lowest! Any help is appreciated! Thank you! $BlueEyedAshh or BlueEyedAshh or @/AshleySpend 💸💕 #MABoost #HelpSky #MutualAid #HelpPeopleLive2025
December 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Help if you want idk 💸💕
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I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
This one isn’t downloadable but if you have TikTok go watch it. Well worth your time www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr4gRL7v/
@Mercado Media video credit #minnesota #illinois #louisiana #america
TikTok video by June Osborne
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December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
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Is this how @tomfromtheweb.bsky.social feels all the time??
December 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Is this how @tomfromtheweb.bsky.social feels all the time??
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this is what is painted on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in Narnia
Calling this done because if I don't I'll keep fussing with the details forever and it's driving me crazy. 😅
Titling this one "Languish" 🦁
Titling this one "Languish" 🦁
December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
this is what is painted on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in Narnia
Anyone want a feel-good, true story, read on:
Yesterday I was working with a classmate from Deaf Studies on our group project. She told me, “you’re a prof so you probably won’t like this but I’m using chatGPT to help me”
I asked her (with genuine curiosity) what she was using it for.
Yesterday I was working with a classmate from Deaf Studies on our group project. She told me, “you’re a prof so you probably won’t like this but I’m using chatGPT to help me”
I asked her (with genuine curiosity) what she was using it for.
December 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Anyone want a feel-good, true story, read on:
Yesterday I was working with a classmate from Deaf Studies on our group project. She told me, “you’re a prof so you probably won’t like this but I’m using chatGPT to help me”
I asked her (with genuine curiosity) what she was using it for.
Yesterday I was working with a classmate from Deaf Studies on our group project. She told me, “you’re a prof so you probably won’t like this but I’m using chatGPT to help me”
I asked her (with genuine curiosity) what she was using it for.
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a little sweetie watch has been issued for my local area
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
a little sweetie watch has been issued for my local area
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This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
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Altman: So in recap you are really going to pay me a billion dollars for my machine that stole all your shit and in return generates incredibly disturbing remixes at a huge loss to me with potential legal liability for all the suicides it also produces
Disney: Yep. Love that for me. Brother we ride
Disney: Yep. Love that for me. Brother we ride
December 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Altman: So in recap you are really going to pay me a billion dollars for my machine that stole all your shit and in return generates incredibly disturbing remixes at a huge loss to me with potential legal liability for all the suicides it also produces
Disney: Yep. Love that for me. Brother we ride
Disney: Yep. Love that for me. Brother we ride
On my way to an appointment and I passed a place called Encore Surgery and honestly not 100% sure “encore” is a word I would want associated with surgery 🤔
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
On my way to an appointment and I passed a place called Encore Surgery and honestly not 100% sure “encore” is a word I would want associated with surgery 🤔
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This is one of the many reasons I hate AI: It diminishes our emotional reactions to the REAL interesting/beautiful/horrifying/amusing things all around us. The real world is an amazing place and AI is the opposite of amazing.
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This is one of the many reasons I hate AI: It diminishes our emotional reactions to the REAL interesting/beautiful/horrifying/amusing things all around us. The real world is an amazing place and AI is the opposite of amazing.
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Trying out a new PCP's office, and their "preferred language" dropdown on the intake form is time-traveler inclusive.
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Trying out a new PCP's office, and their "preferred language" dropdown on the intake form is time-traveler inclusive.
I had to long divide polynomials for statistical mechanics in grad school and while I got very proficient at it, I’ve never had to do it since
Probably also identifying chrysanthemum varieties by leaf shape only, from HS summer job
Probably also identifying chrysanthemum varieties by leaf shape only, from HS summer job
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Summer of '95 I had a job assembling single-use film cameras, which I did enough that I can still perform the actions. I don't think they even sell them anymore, but even if they do I'm certainly never going to be making them again!
Summer of '95 I had a job assembling single-use film cameras, which I did enough that I can still perform the actions. I don't think they even sell them anymore, but even if they do I'm certainly never going to be making them again!
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
In the summer of ‘88, I had a job where I installed cell phones into cars. No one has needed that skill in over 30 years.
In the summer of ‘88, I had a job where I installed cell phones into cars. No one has needed that skill in over 30 years.
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I had to long divide polynomials for statistical mechanics in grad school and while I got very proficient at it, I’ve never had to do it since
Probably also identifying chrysanthemum varieties by leaf shape only, from HS summer job
Probably also identifying chrysanthemum varieties by leaf shape only, from HS summer job
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HOLIDAY SALE! 🐈💖
Everything in store is 15% off with coupon code HOLIDAY15
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Everything in store is 15% off with coupon code HOLIDAY15
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December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
HOLIDAY SALE! 🐈💖
Everything in store is 15% off with coupon code HOLIDAY15
thecatpod.xyz/discount/HOL...
Everything in store is 15% off with coupon code HOLIDAY15
thecatpod.xyz/discount/HOL...
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Last night’s finished project. Bossman let us know there would be a white elephant Christmas exchange at our work party next week with a $10 cap. Hubby had the lightening bolt idea of a goldfish bowl.
Who wouldn’t want this for their office. No muss, no fuss, & hopefully brings a bit of a smile. 😅
Who wouldn’t want this for their office. No muss, no fuss, & hopefully brings a bit of a smile. 😅
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Last night’s finished project. Bossman let us know there would be a white elephant Christmas exchange at our work party next week with a $10 cap. Hubby had the lightening bolt idea of a goldfish bowl.
Who wouldn’t want this for their office. No muss, no fuss, & hopefully brings a bit of a smile. 😅
Who wouldn’t want this for their office. No muss, no fuss, & hopefully brings a bit of a smile. 😅
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"we have to be more culturally normal." shut the fuck up, you sniveling coward. we absolutely do not.
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"we have to be more culturally normal." shut the fuck up, you sniveling coward. we absolutely do not.
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The Four Seasons Total Landscaping Peace Prize.
December 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The Four Seasons Total Landscaping Peace Prize.
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
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oops it's her again
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
oops it's her again
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
In lab, explaining how soap works to a student who is washing NaOH off their hands
Student: so is that why soap tastes bitter
Me: how do you know what soap tastes like
Student: 😐
Me: 😐
Student: so is that why soap tastes bitter
Me: how do you know what soap tastes like
Student: 😐
Me: 😐
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
In lab, explaining how soap works to a student who is washing NaOH off their hands
Student: so is that why soap tastes bitter
Me: how do you know what soap tastes like
Student: 😐
Me: 😐
Student: so is that why soap tastes bitter
Me: how do you know what soap tastes like
Student: 😐
Me: 😐