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jaina @heartles.xyz · Sep 12
poo sky
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I miss seeing this kind of dignity & grace from a Republican President
February 17, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is
February 17, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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finally, they can focus on the game that REALLY matters

358/2 Days II
February 16, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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Don’t retweet something I said that you agree with if you have an AI generated avatar I don’t see you as human
February 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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I stand by this
February 16, 2026 at 10:09 AM
if liberals care so much about communists not voting for their milquetoast candidate then why don't they run AOC in 2028? pretty sure most communists would be willing to compromise to that extent, and you already have your base with "blue no matter who" right
February 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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wake up homie, new culture war just dropped
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday
Schumer on DHS reforms: "I believe Republicans will have no choice but to go along with us because it's so common sense"
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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My nutrition app suggested I eat more pussy.
February 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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Happy Valentines Day from this tender memorial to country singer Joe Diffie
February 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Already a meme.
February 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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Principal (showing various print outs): ok and see here, these guys who live in Indonesia but are pretending to be republicans for a .43 cent payout think you should be executed. Take a look at this wojak meme they made
Kid: can I go home I wanna watch anime
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Being brought into the principal’s office and being shown that a bunch of 38 year olds on a website you’ve never been on approve of you punching a kid.
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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this story reminds me of a country music song: “pickup truck” by the country music boys
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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the very idea of gavin newsom in 2028 is preposterous. he's a throwback to the time where you could put a haircut in a suit and have him mouth platitudes while the status quo grinds on. we're so far past that. we got pedophile nazis now. lol that you want to reanimate dan quayle
February 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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my conspiracy theory is that he is the nominee for the new republicans.
This is really succinct.

Fuck Gavin Newsom. He's a loser. I can tell you right now for certain that I'm not going to vote for him in the 2028 general election BECAUSE HE'S NOT GOING TO BE THE FUCKING NOMINEE.
Not really sure how you can see Evelyn Normielib (D, Texas) setting fire to a facility that might have the possibility of becoming an ICE concentration camp and despair about how Dem primary voters are gonna pick Gavin "We are Charlie Kirk" Newsom as the nominee
February 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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This is really succinct.

Fuck Gavin Newsom. He's a loser. I can tell you right now for certain that I'm not going to vote for him in the 2028 general election BECAUSE HE'S NOT GOING TO BE THE FUCKING NOMINEE.
Not really sure how you can see Evelyn Normielib (D, Texas) setting fire to a facility that might have the possibility of becoming an ICE concentration camp and despair about how Dem primary voters are gonna pick Gavin "We are Charlie Kirk" Newsom as the nominee
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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This boy been waiting to haul off on somebody for 14 years and today he got to live the dream and stand on the right side of history. Friday the 13th is the greatest day of his life.
February 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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Gonna be the best movie you see this year. Honoured to be a part of it <3
February 13, 2026 at 8:32 PM