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D.C.: the Dungeon Mom (Commissions Open)
@hobbiets.bsky.social
Dungeon Master ordinaire. Masters in Sociology. Just wanna be an X-Wing pilot. Aspiring Magical Cat Girl Jedi Mechwarrior. Miniature painter. 🏳️‍⚧️NB (Any/All)
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Looks like I've got some new followers, so I guess it's introduction time.

Hi, I'm Hobbie.

I'm a miniature painter, and I stream most of my painting sessions on Twitch
Twitch.tv/hobbiets

You can also find pictures of my work on IG
instagram.com/hobbiets
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During dnd tonight, our warlock got cursed and temporarily shrunk, so my Eladrin bard picked her up and carried her around in her cleavage to keep her safe. So during combat it looked like eldritch blasts were coming from my bard's chest, so we called them "Bosom Blasts!"
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
In our current situation, my Eladrin bard has suddenly become the voice of reason in our party and that fact has not imparted the proper amount concern on the rest of our group that it should
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
During our dnd session tonight we were literally stuck between a tarrasque and a sphere of anihilation
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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When I think "where the vast majority of Americans actually are," I think about the millionaire lawyer for Jeffrey Epstein & Harvey Weinstein & Donald Trump who was recently in the news for threatening to sue a pierogi seller in Martha's Vineyard, where he has one of his homes.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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An elegant solution to the "pulling ai company investments would collapse the economy" is simply taking all the ai people's money away too
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
During dnd tonight, our warlock got cursed and temporarily shrunk, so my Eladrin bard picked her up and carried her around in her cleavage to keep her safe. So during combat it looked like eldritch blasts were coming from my bard's chest, so we called them "Bosom Blasts!"
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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What do you do when you’re a gun-loving leftist who doesn’t fit into mainstream American gun culture?

That's a question @manishakrishnan.bsky.social set out to answer this summer when she attended a Brutality match, an inclusive firearms competition in Idaho.
The Hard-Left Shooters Leading a Gun Culture Revolution
Earlier this year, I attended a shooting competition for queer, often trans, very online misfits. Then Charlie Kirk was killed.
www.wired.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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so if i understand this correctly, gaines has made her career by publicly calling trans athletes predators and threats to women while completely failing to ever mention even once that her mentor/college swimming coach was sexually assaulting and harassing women on the team while she was there?
Riley Gaines climbed the MAGA ladder by vilifying trans women in sports. Now, teammates are speaking out about the real problems on her team: abusive coaching, sexual harassment, eating disorders. ow.ly/o3wq50XuCzp
How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire
The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.
ow.ly
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Propaganda works
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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“.. This is X in 2025: Potentially fake accounts crying at other potentially fake accounts that they aren’t real, all while refusing to acknowledge that they themselves aren’t who they say they are — a Russian nesting doll of bullshit.”

@cwarzel.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Painting stream is live

Twitch.tv/hobbiets

Brrrr, it's cold in here! There must be some minis in the atmosphere! I said brrrrrrr..but in all seriousness, it's quite chilly in this room

Help support me on ko-fi

ko-fi.com/%20hobbiets
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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every journalist who has been ringing the alarm bell about this for the last three years should get $10 million from any bailout, as a treat
A story in 3 acts:
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
We're gonna have some of the most well-dressed corpses the next time a plane falls out of the sky
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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No, it's real simple. When you take over an enemy hex, any resources and hex improvements automatically become yours. So you get the oil and it's immediately added to your Strategic Resource counter and you can build a new battleship in 5 turns.
Do people just not realize how big a mess Venezuelan oil would be to deal with? It's full of impurities, profoundly dirty, the infrastructure is a mess. I don't see how any of this would work unless you have boots on the ground for a decade.
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Ah, I see someone has exhumed the desiccated revenant named Carville, and used a hand bellows to force air into its lungs, so as to allow it to wheeze out miasmic utterances before being lowered once more into its crypt
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Star Wars ranking discourse is my favorite discourse because nobody and everybody is wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Me in line for a lukewarm coffee from Chili's Too while an air traffic controller operates two extra work stations with his feet
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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My "I'm not Enron" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Guess I should post my Star Wars rankings too. Here you go

1. Anything Star Wars related

2. The Rise of Skywalker
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Need a Christmas present for the miniature games enthusiast in you life? Commissions are open! DM if interested
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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My memo refuting accounting questions is raising a lot of accounting questions already refuted by my memo www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
Nvidia Says It’s Not Enron in Private Memo Refuting AI Accounting
In a private memo to Wall Street analysts, Nvidia says its business “does not resemble historical accounting frauds.”
www.barrons.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Broke: DOGE is dead

Woke: DOGE was specifically constructed in a way to avoid accountability partially by zombifying the USDS which still exists as an entity

Bespoke: Dead or not, there needs to be a blue ribbon committee and a massive internal cybersecurity review to root out all the damage.
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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we need to bully tech people more
no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM