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Alexander
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The people wondering "how could anyone who isn't a professional escape after a high profile daylight assassination" are forgetting two things:

1. Cops are bad at their jobs

2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
September 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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This is a smart move if you want to reignite the labor wars.

I'd prefer we not reignite the labor wars, but no one listens to me.
Update:

Appeals court overturns 90-years-settled law to make American employees' legal rights to speak up & act together to improve their jobs subject to presidential veto.

Huge victory handed to Musk, Bezos, & other bosses. Big loss for labor. SCOTUS likely upholds
prospect.org/justice/2025...
August 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Create NSFW art

Porn is not evil, sex is not abhorrent, pleasure is not a crime

Even if you don't agree with all kinks doesn't mean they should be allowed to censor art

This is why we have tags and the blick button, not megacorps deciding what we can and cannot like

Always resist oppression
July 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Reminder that we haven't actually seen any results yet.

Itch reindexing free NSFW content and Valve making a public statement are not results, they're distractions.

The *bare minimum results* is a retraction of the restrictions placed on Itch and Steam.
Protest movements that stop as soon as they start seeing results fail.

Protest movements that keep going until your whole squad is across the finish line win.
Visa employees clearly told to deescalate ASAP
MasterCard employees more than familiar with the issue
Stripe feeling the pressure
ACLU put out a statement
CBC covered all this

What you are doing is WORKING
You are getting RESULTS
KEEP CALLING
KEEP WRITING
WE ARE GOING TO WIN!!
August 4, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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July 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not me ratio-ing the fucking New York Times
Jesus Christ fuck y’all. Most cowardly piece of shit fascist-assisting newspaper and you have been since the goddamn 1940’s. You’re not pro-Jewish or pro-education or pro-LGBT or any of it you’re just pro-money and you don’t care how much blood you spill to get it
June 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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The difference between this and Nazi propaganda against Jews is that this is AI-generated.
June 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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"Elon Musk was just doing a hand gesture nobody knows what it means" but somehow Mamdani represents an existential threat to Judaism lol you absolute fucking clowns
June 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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anyways hope this helps
June 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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politics is messy and difficult, please do not disavow zohran the second he does something as mayor that doesn’t match your exact set of litmus tests

give him a runway
June 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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whether it's the fact it is theft, the fact it is environmentally harmful, or the fact it cuts back on the development of critical, active thought, there is no ethical use for generative AI.

if you think you are the exception, it's because you are an asshole, and that is how assholes think. ta da!
May 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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BREAKING: A federal judge reversed National Institutes of Health's terminations of hundreds of critical research grants that were canceled because of their alleged connection to disfavored topics, including diversity, equity, inclusion, and gender identity.

This is a major win for public health.
June 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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WATCH: “Holy f*ck — They literally just shot her point blank… I live here…”

@lapdhq shoot a woman trying to get to her apartment at point blank range with a rubber bullet.

Alexandria’s page (the woman who helps her): www.tiktok.com/@labyrinthlo...
June 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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“What if democrats responded meaningfully in this moment”

What if the world was made of pudding
June 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I hope we're making the French proud
June 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Deployment of active duty Marines to LA is a massive overreach and incredibly disturbing. It's also not "nationwide martial law and all elections cancelled forever." I'm urging people to react to what's actually happening, not the worst case of what MIGHT happen.
June 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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My advice for journalists of ANY outlet trying to cover what is happening and will continue to happen across this country, in coming weeks--do not go without having body armor, helmets, impact goggles, and a P100 mask.

Police CAN AND WILL shoot reporters. You are a target when cops riot.
The police fired rubber bullets at Australian reporter Lauren Tomasi while she was reporting live from Los Angeles today.
Fascists
Appalling
June 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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The guard in LA could be the start of a fascist power grab, yes. It could also be a massive overplaying of a bad hand by a president who had the worst week of his term, and an immigration czar who was publicly humiliated and is desperate to goose his numbers. We don't know yet.
June 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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May 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Forgot how funny this fucker was before the Dems ruined him
Yo JFC Tim lmaoooo
May 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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the deportations are not final. the regime and security forces fuck up constantly. escape and survival are not just possible but probable. this nightmare engine can be fought and is being fought.

don't forget.
NEW: 19 year old Ximena Arias-Cristobal who came to America at age 4 has finally been reunited with her family in Dalton, Georgia after ICE detained her for three weeks over a now-dismissed red light traffic ticket and was in the process of trying to deport her (Video: News Channel Nine)
May 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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if dems want messaging help, stop telling people you're "fighting back." it sounds like you're being mugged. call off the podcaster search, take your ridiculous money pile and try opening some food banks and free clinics. hurricanes are coming and the feds have no plan. looks like an opening to me.
May 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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I choose to believe this is who started the fire.
May 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM