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Relapsed doomscroller. Occasional insightful and humorous comments. Prolific typos.
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Sorry. Has someone said this?
1) Trump can’t impose tariff unilaterally
2) Trump has no $$ to buy Greenland
3) Trump has no authority to leave NATO
1) Trump can’t impose tariff unilaterally
2) Trump has no $$ to buy Greenland
3) Trump has no authority to leave NATO
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Sorry. Has someone said this?
1) Trump can’t impose tariff unilaterally
2) Trump has no $$ to buy Greenland
3) Trump has no authority to leave NATO
1) Trump can’t impose tariff unilaterally
2) Trump has no $$ to buy Greenland
3) Trump has no authority to leave NATO
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Congrats to everyone who voted for Trump to lower prices! You’re now paying more for everything so Trump can feel better about himself bsky.app/profile/twse...
Trump says he'll impose a 10% tariff (rising to 25% in June) on Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the UK, the Netherlands and Finland, because they've sent people to Greenland, until the US can buy Greenland.
January 17, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Congrats to everyone who voted for Trump to lower prices! You’re now paying more for everything so Trump can feel better about himself bsky.app/profile/twse...
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Also tariff otaku being forced to find his body pillow because being big and tough didn't work is actually a major climb down and as long as we remain in the realm of tariffs, this is a handle-able problem.
January 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Also tariff otaku being forced to find his body pillow because being big and tough didn't work is actually a major climb down and as long as we remain in the realm of tariffs, this is a handle-able problem.
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lmao Trump tariffed the tripwire force countries
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
lmao Trump tariffed the tripwire force countries
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Trump: "Starting Feb 1, all above mentioned Countries (Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, UK, Netherlands, & Finland), will be charged a 10% Tariff. On June 1, it will be increased to 25%. It will be due until such time as a Deal is reached for the Complete and Total purchase of Greenland."
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Trump: "Starting Feb 1, all above mentioned Countries (Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, UK, Netherlands, & Finland), will be charged a 10% Tariff. On June 1, it will be increased to 25%. It will be due until such time as a Deal is reached for the Complete and Total purchase of Greenland."
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They're just such fucking weirdos
January 17, 2026 at 3:46 PM
They're just such fucking weirdos
Is that a tomahawk steak with the rib trimmed off?
January 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Is that a tomahawk steak with the rib trimmed off?
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Donald this is your midterm elections strategist. I advise you to keep talking about how you want to cancel the midterm elections.
The latest from YouGov (n ~ 8k). GOP attacks on the midterm elections are deeply underwater - even among Rs.
Approve/disapprove of Trump's "we shouldn't have an election" statement:
All: -50
Dems: -87
Inds: -56
Reps: -7
Which party will win midterms?: Dems +8
today.yougov.com/topics/overv...
Approve/disapprove of Trump's "we shouldn't have an election" statement:
All: -50
Dems: -87
Inds: -56
Reps: -7
Which party will win midterms?: Dems +8
today.yougov.com/topics/overv...
January 17, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Donald this is your midterm elections strategist. I advise you to keep talking about how you want to cancel the midterm elections.
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At its core, ICE, and really this entire government, are simply Losers Who Are Bothering You
January 17, 2026 at 2:53 AM
At its core, ICE, and really this entire government, are simply Losers Who Are Bothering You
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If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
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i love this man the scream i scromed at the sound effects 😭😭😭😭😭
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
i love this man the scream i scromed at the sound effects 😭😭😭😭😭
My center right sister was telling me how ICE was out of control, but how she didn’t like Biden’s open borders, which almost made my head explode.
It’s incredible how apparently thoughtful, intelligent people believe absolute nonsense because Republicans lie so much.
It’s incredible how apparently thoughtful, intelligent people believe absolute nonsense because Republicans lie so much.
January 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
My center right sister was telling me how ICE was out of control, but how she didn’t like Biden’s open borders, which almost made my head explode.
It’s incredible how apparently thoughtful, intelligent people believe absolute nonsense because Republicans lie so much.
It’s incredible how apparently thoughtful, intelligent people believe absolute nonsense because Republicans lie so much.
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Leftists are FUMING that ICE is driving around in circles playing ice cream truck music instead of kidnapping kids! Please subscribe to get back at my ex wife!!!
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Leftists are FUMING that ICE is driving around in circles playing ice cream truck music instead of kidnapping kids! Please subscribe to get back at my ex wife!!!
Why does this bust of Bari Weiss look like Christopher Lambert in Mortal Kombat?
January 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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I’m starting to wonder if looking genuinely happy and acting like you really love the city is a more effective way to campaign (and govern) than scowling about what a shithole the city is and how many more cops it will take to subdue it.
Outside Gracie Mansion. This is his job. But dare I day it he seems genuinely affected and happy to be there. There’s potentially immense power in that.
January 17, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I’m starting to wonder if looking genuinely happy and acting like you really love the city is a more effective way to campaign (and govern) than scowling about what a shithole the city is and how many more cops it will take to subdue it.
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They expect - they NEED - the people they threaten to fall in line, like the law firms and universities and media companies and billionaires and Congress did. If you say “No, make me,” they simply do not have a Plan B. TRUMP DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUYS TO MAKE YOU.
January 17, 2026 at 2:07 PM
They expect - they NEED - the people they threaten to fall in line, like the law firms and universities and media companies and billionaires and Congress did. If you say “No, make me,” they simply do not have a Plan B. TRUMP DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUYS TO MAKE YOU.
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the funniest thing is he’s not running again and he knows it. some of you piss pants babies think elections are over, but they aren’t. he’s not gonna be president in 2029. he’s just trying to cause as much wreckage as possible before he dies.
he’s legit a destroyer. maybe the worst american ever.
he’s legit a destroyer. maybe the worst american ever.
January 17, 2026 at 6:53 AM
the funniest thing is he’s not running again and he knows it. some of you piss pants babies think elections are over, but they aren’t. he’s not gonna be president in 2029. he’s just trying to cause as much wreckage as possible before he dies.
he’s legit a destroyer. maybe the worst american ever.
he’s legit a destroyer. maybe the worst american ever.
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We cannot ignore the murderous sophists like Ilan Wurman and Randy Barnett who write lies in blood. We must hold them accountable.
January 17, 2026 at 4:30 AM
We cannot ignore the murderous sophists like Ilan Wurman and Randy Barnett who write lies in blood. We must hold them accountable.
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what the hell is this revisionist nonsense? This *did not happen*—except in the minds of the far-right. You're buying their bad faith bullshit. MAGA called for and now is building a white ethnostate b/c *they are white nationalists*. That's what they do. FFS
January 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
what the hell is this revisionist nonsense? This *did not happen*—except in the minds of the far-right. You're buying their bad faith bullshit. MAGA called for and now is building a white ethnostate b/c *they are white nationalists*. That's what they do. FFS
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It's almost impossible for me to believe otherwise.
I'd bet a lot of money that a lot of orders to principal officers of the United States have come only from Stephen Miller.
January 17, 2026 at 4:58 AM
It's almost impossible for me to believe otherwise.
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I'd bet a lot of money that a lot of orders to principal officers of the United States have come only from Stephen Miller.
January 17, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I'd bet a lot of money that a lot of orders to principal officers of the United States have come only from Stephen Miller.
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“Trump invaded Venezuela, kidnapped its president, stole a bunch of its oil, sold it, and stashed the money in banks in Qatar” is a stone-cold CLASSIC of this genre
The stuff in the GOP bill is some of the clearest ever examples of "if you explain what Republicans are doing in straightforward factual terms an otherwise under-informed normie will think you have entirely lost your mind and can't be trusted"
January 17, 2026 at 2:48 AM
“Trump invaded Venezuela, kidnapped its president, stole a bunch of its oil, sold it, and stashed the money in banks in Qatar” is a stone-cold CLASSIC of this genre
They didn’t write it, but it still sucks.
January 17, 2026 at 5:37 AM
They didn’t write it, but it still sucks.