James
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ADHD, Cats, and left wing politics. Yes, my profile picture is a Bat Cupcake. Bats are cool. Eternally depressed. Sorry about that.
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Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
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The statement, released in response to The Christmas Song (1945), advised non-autistic holiday enthusiasts to roast their chestnuts in controlled settings, such as ovens.
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December 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
The statement, released in response to The Christmas Song (1945), advised non-autistic holiday enthusiasts to roast their chestnuts in controlled settings, such as ovens.
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But I can see you
Your bronze helm shining in the sun
And there's Gilgamesh with scale armor on, baby
And I can tell you and Enkidu will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone
Your bronze helm shining in the sun
And there's Gilgamesh with scale armor on, baby
And I can tell you and Enkidu will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
But I can see you
Your bronze helm shining in the sun
And there's Gilgamesh with scale armor on, baby
And I can tell you and Enkidu will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone
Your bronze helm shining in the sun
And there's Gilgamesh with scale armor on, baby
And I can tell you and Enkidu will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone
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Damn, Bill Clinton just called Trump & Pam Bondi's bluff. Clinton released a statement calling on Bondi to release all of the Epstein files that mention him - including photos.
This is what a president with a spine looks like.
Meanwhile, Trump is having the FBI scrub his name from the files.
This is what a president with a spine looks like.
Meanwhile, Trump is having the FBI scrub his name from the files.
December 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Damn, Bill Clinton just called Trump & Pam Bondi's bluff. Clinton released a statement calling on Bondi to release all of the Epstein files that mention him - including photos.
This is what a president with a spine looks like.
Meanwhile, Trump is having the FBI scrub his name from the files.
This is what a president with a spine looks like.
Meanwhile, Trump is having the FBI scrub his name from the files.
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if you have small kids, here’s a cheap and easy last minute gift idea:
after they go to bed, pull your sofa out from the wall and retrieve all the toys that they pushed under there over the last year
after they go to bed, pull your sofa out from the wall and retrieve all the toys that they pushed under there over the last year
December 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
if you have small kids, here’s a cheap and easy last minute gift idea:
after they go to bed, pull your sofa out from the wall and retrieve all the toys that they pushed under there over the last year
after they go to bed, pull your sofa out from the wall and retrieve all the toys that they pushed under there over the last year
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Want to feel old? The dinosaurs from Jurassic Park are now 65,000,032 years old!
December 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Want to feel old? The dinosaurs from Jurassic Park are now 65,000,032 years old!
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So, just to confirm, the BBC can’t keep Robin Ince on the air because his trans allyship brings the organisation into disrepute, but they can keep David Walliams, who performed Nazi salutes at the recording of this very show, on the air despite him being predatory towards women. Cool. Very normal.
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
So, just to confirm, the BBC can’t keep Robin Ince on the air because his trans allyship brings the organisation into disrepute, but they can keep David Walliams, who performed Nazi salutes at the recording of this very show, on the air despite him being predatory towards women. Cool. Very normal.
We bought next doors dog a Christmas present 🎁
December 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
We bought next doors dog a Christmas present 🎁
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
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My neighbor told me pro boxers keep pummeling his douchebag influencers so I asked how many influencers he has and he said he just goes to the internet and gets a new influencer afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding influencers to boxers and then everyone's daughter started cheering.
Andrew Tate and Jake Paul losing the same weekend. Sad.
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My neighbor told me pro boxers keep pummeling his douchebag influencers so I asked how many influencers he has and he said he just goes to the internet and gets a new influencer afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding influencers to boxers and then everyone's daughter started cheering.
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
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An autistic reindeer has far worse problems than his conspicuously red nose, it has been reported.
Red nose least of autistic reindeer’s worries
An autistic reindeer has far worse problems than his conspicuously red nose, it has been reported. Rudolph, who is several thousands of years old, sticks out like a sore thumb because of his huge…
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December 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
An autistic reindeer has far worse problems than his conspicuously red nose, it has been reported.
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Today I introduced my parents to the greatest joke of all time.
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Today I introduced my parents to the greatest joke of all time.
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Merry Yule! It’s the shortest day of the year and we can now look forward to the return of the light! The Romans seem to have been a bit confused about measuring the daylight and celebrated Sol on 25th December instead. That will never catch on!
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December 20, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Merry Yule! It’s the shortest day of the year and we can now look forward to the return of the light! The Romans seem to have been a bit confused about measuring the daylight and celebrated Sol on 25th December instead. That will never catch on!
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Almost a year into this presidency, Trump voters have gotten nothing except the Big Beautiful Bill, which was usual Republican politics of giving tax cuts to the rich and slashing social spending for the poor. Housing remains unaffordable, cost of living is rising, and manufacturing jobs fell.
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Almost a year into this presidency, Trump voters have gotten nothing except the Big Beautiful Bill, which was usual Republican politics of giving tax cuts to the rich and slashing social spending for the poor. Housing remains unaffordable, cost of living is rising, and manufacturing jobs fell.
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Republicans have always loved Hitler, what's changed is they're more comfortable admitting it and that's because they don't get smacked in the face hard enough
December 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Republicans have always loved Hitler, what's changed is they're more comfortable admitting it and that's because they don't get smacked in the face hard enough
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they could have made the end of 'Breaking Bad' more realistic by having Walter White elected president
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
they could have made the end of 'Breaking Bad' more realistic by having Walter White elected president
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Won't someone please actually listen to doctors on this? It's refreshing to see an institution actually get it right for once. And it only because elite politicians weren't allowed to hand pick the voices.
The BMA has published an updated policy position on the rights of transgender and non-binary people in healthcare settings.
www.bma.org.uk/advice-and-s...
www.bma.org.uk/advice-and-s...
Policy position on the rights of transgender and non-binary people in healthcare settings
Our policy position is centred around the need to advocate for equitable access to healthcare, create safe and inclusive workplaces for trans and non-binary people working in healthcare settings, and ...
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December 19, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Won't someone please actually listen to doctors on this? It's refreshing to see an institution actually get it right for once. And it only because elite politicians weren't allowed to hand pick the voices.
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timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
September 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
come on Santa! first decent house we've seen in THREE MONTHS has just shown up! we have a viewing booked! please let us get it!
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
come on Santa! first decent house we've seen in THREE MONTHS has just shown up! we have a viewing booked! please let us get it!
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A Dutch person always appears to say “that’s not true, we only ate their livers” and I love that they think that makes it okay, more of that mentality please.
Look all I’m saying is the Dutch have eaten one of their politicians AND his brother before. We need to catch up.
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
A Dutch person always appears to say “that’s not true, we only ate their livers” and I love that they think that makes it okay, more of that mentality please.
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Astonished at the number of creative intelligent discerning people who casually use “I asked Chat GPT” when talking about their daily lives.
AI is bad, the work of bad people, who hate you, normalised with bad intent.
You wouldn’t say “I wrote to the Daily Mail”
I wish people had more shame.
AI is bad, the work of bad people, who hate you, normalised with bad intent.
You wouldn’t say “I wrote to the Daily Mail”
I wish people had more shame.
December 18, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Astonished at the number of creative intelligent discerning people who casually use “I asked Chat GPT” when talking about their daily lives.
AI is bad, the work of bad people, who hate you, normalised with bad intent.
You wouldn’t say “I wrote to the Daily Mail”
I wish people had more shame.
AI is bad, the work of bad people, who hate you, normalised with bad intent.
You wouldn’t say “I wrote to the Daily Mail”
I wish people had more shame.
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“A Christmas quiz on a Teams video call would act as a powerful deterrent. Especially if we make them wear Santa hats with little bells on the end.”
Human rights groups appalled as criminals sentenced to Christmas quiz on Microsoft Teams
Human rights organisations across the world have expressed outrage and dismay in the wake of a recent announcement that criminals can now be sentenced to participation in an hour-long festive quiz…
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December 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
“A Christmas quiz on a Teams video call would act as a powerful deterrent. Especially if we make them wear Santa hats with little bells on the end.”
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Autism researchers have decided to drop any pretence of adhering to scientific or ethical methodology and are to begin simply peering through autistic people’s windows, it has been revealed.
Autism researchers to begin simply peering through people’s windows
Autism researchers have decided to drop any pretence of adhering to scientific or ethical methodology and are to begin simply peering through autistic people's windows, it has been revealed. Project…
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December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Autism researchers have decided to drop any pretence of adhering to scientific or ethical methodology and are to begin simply peering through autistic people’s windows, it has been revealed.