Decorative Gourd
@jaredsnyder.bsky.social
He//him, Chicago, bikes
Now we need to see which IL9 primary candidate can throw the best punch
January 28, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Now we need to see which IL9 primary candidate can throw the best punch
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still can’t believe our vice President published this
January 28, 2026 at 5:23 AM
still can’t believe our vice President published this
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The idea of the Baileys radicalizing inside Chuck's head to his dismay is extremely funny to me
Chuck Schumer freaking out because Mrs. Bailey got a bunch of whistles and is planning to drive to Minneapolis
January 28, 2026 at 4:33 AM
The idea of the Baileys radicalizing inside Chuck's head to his dismay is extremely funny to me
This is true of literally everything what's the big deal
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 AM
This is true of literally everything what's the big deal
Who suggested Scalia I just wanna talk
🚨🇮🇹 Action Alert!
Chicago Park District is soliciting public input about which Italian should be commemorated with a new statue in Arrigo Park.
It appears they took my suggestion seriously. Enrico Fermi is a candidate!
Fill out this survey!!!
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Chicago Park District is soliciting public input about which Italian should be commemorated with a new statue in Arrigo Park.
It appears they took my suggestion seriously. Enrico Fermi is a candidate!
Fill out this survey!!!
forms.office.com/Pages/Respon...
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Who suggested Scalia I just wanna talk
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Dudes Rock
January 27, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Dudes Rock
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do british people regard benedict arnold as good? in history class, are they learning about that “wonderful chap benedict arnold” ????
December 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
do british people regard benedict arnold as good? in history class, are they learning about that “wonderful chap benedict arnold” ????
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Allow me to present: the worst thing I have ever done.
January 27, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Allow me to present: the worst thing I have ever done.
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getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM
getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys
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Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE:
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
January 26, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE:
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
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Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
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Great Lakes ice update for January 26, 2026: Combined 45% | Lake Superior 31% | Lake Michigan 36% | Lake Huron 55% | Lake Erie 94% | Lake Ontario 32% | #GreatLakes
January 26, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Great Lakes ice update for January 26, 2026: Combined 45% | Lake Superior 31% | Lake Michigan 36% | Lake Huron 55% | Lake Erie 94% | Lake Ontario 32% | #GreatLakes
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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
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RIP to Greg Bovino, who fell into his own dickhole and died. Doctors believe he drowned in his piss when he tried to "drink his way out" "like usual"
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 AM
RIP to Greg Bovino, who fell into his own dickhole and died. Doctors believe he drowned in his piss when he tried to "drink his way out" "like usual"
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They're gonna call it Stancilgrad
January 27, 2026 at 2:46 AM
They're gonna call it Stancilgrad
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if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
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BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:40 PM
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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BREAKING: Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino has been carried away by a small Minnesota owl, reportedly used to patch tiny hole in nest
January 26, 2026 at 8:53 PM
BREAKING: Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino has been carried away by a small Minnesota owl, reportedly used to patch tiny hole in nest
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Inside Llewyn Davis (2013)
January 26, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Inside Llewyn Davis (2013)