Maybe Jeff Callsem
@jeffemeral.bsky.social
diet soda enthusiast
Phil Rivers is so old he played back in an era where the NFL used two-sticks-and-a-chain to confirm first downs
Phil Rivers is so old that in his highlights he’s throwing the ball to receivers with numbers in the 80s.
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Phil Rivers is so old he played back in an era where the NFL used two-sticks-and-a-chain to confirm first downs
This administration is so awful it has me rooting for
A) The Catholic Church
and
B) The Smug Privileged Legacy Asshats Who’ve Had A Regressive Policy Stranglehold On My Home State For My Entire Life
WHAT IS HAPPENING???!!!???
oh and on a related note: a loud, cathartic “POUND SAND!” to djt
A) The Catholic Church
and
B) The Smug Privileged Legacy Asshats Who’ve Had A Regressive Policy Stranglehold On My Home State For My Entire Life
WHAT IS HAPPENING???!!!???
oh and on a related note: a loud, cathartic “POUND SAND!” to djt
Buried in the margins of this clearly important story is a maybe even more important story, one I keep hearing hints about but never see explored in-depth, that Republican opponents of Trump's agenda are being physically threatened on a regular basis.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/11/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/11/u...
Indiana Lawmakers Reject Trump’s New Political Map
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This administration is so awful it has me rooting for
A) The Catholic Church
and
B) The Smug Privileged Legacy Asshats Who’ve Had A Regressive Policy Stranglehold On My Home State For My Entire Life
WHAT IS HAPPENING???!!!???
oh and on a related note: a loud, cathartic “POUND SAND!” to djt
A) The Catholic Church
and
B) The Smug Privileged Legacy Asshats Who’ve Had A Regressive Policy Stranglehold On My Home State For My Entire Life
WHAT IS HAPPENING???!!!???
oh and on a related note: a loud, cathartic “POUND SAND!” to djt
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Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits
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Lane Kiffin has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Lane Kiffin has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time
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What a fucking coward baby dipshit you have to be to just open your window and indiscriminately spray pepper spray out into the air. You’re too terrified to get out of your car. I hope it floated back into their faces.
Minnesotans face off against ICE as they target Somalis.
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
What a fucking coward baby dipshit you have to be to just open your window and indiscriminately spray pepper spray out into the air. You’re too terrified to get out of your car. I hope it floated back into their faces.
VIDEOGRAPHER:
I mean all I’ve ever really shot is porn-
THE PRODUCERS OF THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA:
You’re hired
I mean all I’ve ever really shot is porn-
THE PRODUCERS OF THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA:
You’re hired
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
VIDEOGRAPHER:
I mean all I’ve ever really shot is porn-
THE PRODUCERS OF THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA:
You’re hired
I mean all I’ve ever really shot is porn-
THE PRODUCERS OF THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA:
You’re hired
gonna execute the crud outta the WPO, best believe
📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣
Philip Rivers is visiting with the Colts on Tuesday.
Per Mike Garafolo.
Philip Rivers is visiting with the Colts on Tuesday.
Per Mike Garafolo.
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
gonna execute the crud outta the WPO, best believe
GLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRIANA
FRANGIPANAAAAAAAAAAA
FRANGIPANAAAAAAAAAAA
Indiana won the Big Ten
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
GLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRIANA
FRANGIPANAAAAAAAAAAA
FRANGIPANAAAAAAAAAAA
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
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Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile.
There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile.
There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
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Solid lane kiffin/trump edit from
[checks notes, squints hard]
the official Democrats account on tiktok
[checks notes, squints hard]
the official Democrats account on tiktok
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Solid lane kiffin/trump edit from
[checks notes, squints hard]
the official Democrats account on tiktok
[checks notes, squints hard]
the official Democrats account on tiktok
oh wow yet another Indianapolis Colts statistic that makes me want to eat a pile of glass
#GoColts
#BewareDaHorsies
#GoColts
#BewareDaHorsies
Trent Richardson was the Colts' leading rusher the last time they won in Jacksonville
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
oh wow yet another Indianapolis Colts statistic that makes me want to eat a pile of glass
#GoColts
#BewareDaHorsies
#GoColts
#BewareDaHorsies
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drowning people tend to not want to drown
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
drowning people tend to not want to drown
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the number of MLB players and prospects currently in major cities of Venezuela is... large https://worldbaseball.com/lvbp-roundup-magallanes-catches-fire-ronald-acuna-jr-homers-in-second-game/
Heads up: Trump says the admin is going to start doing land strikes soon.
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
the number of MLB players and prospects currently in major cities of Venezuela is... large https://worldbaseball.com/lvbp-roundup-magallanes-catches-fire-ronald-acuna-jr-homers-in-second-game/
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“Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor of the House of Representatives, and we know that's the case," Jeffries said at a press conference Monday.
Okay but why not…….. try anyway?
Okay but why not…….. try anyway?
December 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
“Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor of the House of Representatives, and we know that's the case," Jeffries said at a press conference Monday.
Okay but why not…….. try anyway?
Okay but why not…….. try anyway?
I named my fists Rozencrantz and Guildenstern because I slept on my hands funny and now they’re dead.
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I named my fists Rozencrantz and Guildenstern because I slept on my hands funny and now they’re dead.
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Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing
*extremely slow/minor key horror movie trailer voice*
people say there’s no such thing as santa…
…but as for me and grandpa…
…we believe
people say there’s no such thing as santa…
…but as for me and grandpa…
…we believe
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
*extremely slow/minor key horror movie trailer voice*
people say there’s no such thing as santa…
…but as for me and grandpa…
…we believe
people say there’s no such thing as santa…
…but as for me and grandpa…
…we believe
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RIP TOM STOPPARD. If I had a podcast there'd be an emergency podcast forthcoming.
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
RIP TOM STOPPARD. If I had a podcast there'd be an emergency podcast forthcoming.
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The Doctor is right and correct
Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The Doctor is right and correct
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The best to ever do it.
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The best to ever do it.
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Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
Introduced our kids to the Adam Sandler “Thanksgiving” song and my 8yo hasn’t stopped singing “Sammy Davis Junior only had ONE EYE!” all morning and I screamlaugh every time
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Introduced our kids to the Adam Sandler “Thanksgiving” song and my 8yo hasn’t stopped singing “Sammy Davis Junior only had ONE EYE!” all morning and I screamlaugh every time