@jamesgunn.bsky.social found an alt-take for Fluery’s pet name for Economos on my soda can this morn

Do you think when the ICE agents slink away from their latest public humiliation, one of them finally thinks of a good comeback and tries to convince the other guys to circle back so he can get that "jerk store" zinger in?

oh look, giving in to a bully didn't work, again

Why did Indiana University attack and cut its own student newspaper?

Well, in a twist of irony any English professor would call clichéd, it turns out IU did it because they were angry about the students' reporting on a FIRE report naming IU as the worst public university for free speech in the US.

The amount is meaningless — less than one day of salary. But the principle is important: once the armed services are paid by the oligarchs, they become a private militia, and we no longer have a country.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...

the toadies were right, i DO wanna die

Remember, as SNAP is about to end, the standing rule remains firm:

If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.

the ballroom will never be built and he’ll just pocket whatever money he collects because he is a grifter first and foremost

ME:

(steps out of Petty Time Machine and into Local Takeout Restaurant Convention)

*fingertips pressed together, hands resting on chin*

…but what if-just what if-instead of a few single packets of soy sauce and mustard…

*flips chart to reveal the word “DOZEN$” to awed crowd*

#PettyTimeMachine

ME:

(steps out of Petty Time Machine and into local bar to fuck with Billy Joel)

Bro, I just wrote the craziest real estate novel…

#PettyTimeMachine

Totally normal headline for totally normal times.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Gotta be honest, didn't think "literally destroying the White House" was one I needed to worry about

the president has destroyed the east wing of the white house without so much as a word of input from anyone else to build a royal ballroom paid for with bribes

What you see as attempts to make Tron a franchise are really an elaborate way to get movie soundtracks out of good bands vis a vis Daft Punk and Nine Inch Nails.

Ergo the question is not if you will see the movie but if you will hear the soundtrack

Reporter: Did you see the video of [INSERT EMPIRICALLY DAMNING VISUAL EVIDENCE]?

Mike Johnson: Now they say they’ve pioneered a new way of projecting static images over a light bulb that tricks the human eye into a sensation of perceiving fluid visual reality.

with that said, haven’t seen it

It is kind of funny to imagine him actually trying to pilot a plane

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This is better than any art AI has ever made

This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.

We elected one (1) Black president and SCOTUS said fine, I guess racism is over now. You won't be needing *any* of these legal protections against the discrimination of marginalized people.

Someone sure is thinking a lot lately about heaven, hell, and where he’ll end up, huh

Nixon is toasting from hell