JenBeee
jenbeee.bsky.social
JenBeee
@jenbeee.bsky.social
crossword doer, cat person, marching band mom
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wow. You know who will never leave you on top of a mountain to freeze to death? A group of chatty middle-aged women! And we always bring extra snacks.

metro.co.uk/2025/12/04/m...
Man leaves 'girlfriend to freeze to death' on top of Austria's highest mountain
'The defendant left his girlfriend unprotected, exhausted, hypothermic, and disoriented about 50 meters below the summit.'
metro.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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I'm so tired man.

I need you cis people to understand this. Rachel Levine did everything right. Legal name change. Legal sex update. So professional and accomplished she got SENATE APPROVAL as an open trans woman.

There's nothing we can do that they won't ignore to hurt us. So don't let them.
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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just get in, I ain't got time for all that explainin shit
(donuts)
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Someone photoshop this onto Ivana’s golf grave
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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A heroin addict who writes bad porn poetry says eliminating the Hepatitis B vaccine will make kids healthier. Medical experts say it will kill thousands of innocent children. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to believe.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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🚨 NEW: One of the largest COVID-19 vaccine studies ever (28 MILLION people in France) just dropped.

Results?
• 74% lower risk of death from severe COVID-19
• 25% lower risk of all-cause mortality
• No increase in 4-year mortality
#BlueSky #MedSky #IDSky #SciSky #NewsSky #PedsSky #ObSky #NurseSky
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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that's right
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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It's time to talk to you about my cat.
Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
terribleminds.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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To be very clear, Kennedy's team is messing with a vaccine which has led to a 99 percent drop in the incidence of hepatitis B, which kills, early and painfully, 25 percent of the people who get it as children. lnk.thebulwark.com/3Xt957M
RFK’s Anti-Vax Team Readies Its Next Moves
“Their game is, let’s really destabilize trust in the vaccine, and make people really anxious about it.”
lnk.thebulwark.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I just finished “I Who Have Never Known Men” by Jacqueline Harpman and wow, what a book. It will stick with me for a while. Highly recommend.
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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This face says “play with somebody else.”
This is EXACTLY who i want as the face of the military
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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For years, the disability community has been used by industry as a shield against Medicare For All.

In new polling from @dataforprogress.org, we asked disabled voters whether they support M4A:

62% Support among voters who ID as disabled
63% Support among voters who do not ID as disabled

#IDPWD
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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So the lesson is: if Republicans freak out, spend all the money they can in the last two weeks, and get good rural turnout, they can limit Democratic overperformance relative to 2024 to 16 points.
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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This is truly the best of what America can be and often is. I can’t fathom not feeling proud of what we’ve built here, and I’m endlessly gutted by the hateful bigots who are trying to tear it all down.
Anyway the best I've ever felt about America was me (Jewish) standing in line with my friend and her daughter (Irish and Latina) to pet a baby lamb at the Minnesota State Fair alongside a hijabi Black woman and her daughter, an East Asian family, an African-American family, and some white people.
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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This might be the most psychotic thing I’ve heard someone in this admin say, and that’s a high bar.

It’d be different if the point was “we’ve created so many jobs that a lot fewer people can’t afford food,” but that is def not the point.

Joy.

She said “joy.”

Joy!
Rollins: Joe Biden increased food stamp program funding by 40%. Now… we continue to roll that back… Just gratitude and joy for this work. So, so grateful to you.
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Bad call ugh I hate football
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
SMU defense just absolutely blowing it
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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"A good person would share the arm rest, don't you agree?"
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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“Put the socks back on.”
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM