Jimi
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
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A guest speaker visited our school to lecture us about Jesus and stuff. She was so earnest, we were all bored within seconds. We had to submit questions in a box and mine was, 'When are you going home?' Not sorry, we weren't there to listen to that.
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
A guest speaker visited our school to lecture us about Jesus and stuff. She was so earnest, we were all bored within seconds. We had to submit questions in a box and mine was, 'When are you going home?' Not sorry, we weren't there to listen to that.
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EPSTEIN TO MUSK, December 15, 2013: “Any day 1st – 8th. Play it by ear if you want. Always room for you.”
MUSK TO EPSTEIN, ten minutes later: “OK, probably the first then.”
MUST ON TWITTER, September 27, 2025: “Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED.”
MUSK TO EPSTEIN, ten minutes later: “OK, probably the first then.”
MUST ON TWITTER, September 27, 2025: “Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED.”
February 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
EPSTEIN TO MUSK, December 15, 2013: “Any day 1st – 8th. Play it by ear if you want. Always room for you.”
MUSK TO EPSTEIN, ten minutes later: “OK, probably the first then.”
MUST ON TWITTER, September 27, 2025: “Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED.”
MUSK TO EPSTEIN, ten minutes later: “OK, probably the first then.”
MUST ON TWITTER, September 27, 2025: “Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED.”
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The movie brilliantly depicts the dictator's megalomania—as well as the malignant normality lived by his final followers as they cultishly adhered to him until the end.
www.netflix.com/us/title/700...
www.netflix.com/us/title/700...
Watch Downfall | Netflix
This portrayal of Adolf Hitler's final days is based on the memoirs of Traudl Junge, the young secretary who was with him until his death.
www.netflix.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:19 AM
The movie brilliantly depicts the dictator's megalomania—as well as the malignant normality lived by his final followers as they cultishly adhered to him until the end.
www.netflix.com/us/title/700...
www.netflix.com/us/title/700...
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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I Know What You Did Last Of The Summer Wine
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I Know What You Did Last Of The Summer Wine
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Not so funny anymore, right Elon?
February 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Not so funny anymore, right Elon?
or happy to be seen in his crappy exploding cars
January 30, 2026 at 11:59 PM
or happy to be seen in his crappy exploding cars
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Elon Musk owns a website that generates child porn and was an eager associate of Jeffrey Epstein long after it was known Epstein trafficked children for sex.
How is anyone continuing to be associated with any of his projects companies or operations
How is anyone continuing to be associated with any of his projects companies or operations
January 30, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Elon Musk owns a website that generates child porn and was an eager associate of Jeffrey Epstein long after it was known Epstein trafficked children for sex.
How is anyone continuing to be associated with any of his projects companies or operations
How is anyone continuing to be associated with any of his projects companies or operations
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this photo is actually really beautiful. you can tell from the look in his eyes that he's broken through the ephemera, and can now see into the endless pits of fire that will soon make his home.
i have not jumped on the “any day now” bandwagon thus far, but he legitimately looks near death in this photo.
January 28, 2026 at 10:16 PM
this photo is actually really beautiful. you can tell from the look in his eyes that he's broken through the ephemera, and can now see into the endless pits of fire that will soon make his home.
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This machine yub nubs fascists.
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 AM
This machine yub nubs fascists.
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Trump’s First Year In Office https://theonion.com/trumps-first-year-in-office/
January 30, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Trump’s First Year In Office https://theonion.com/trumps-first-year-in-office/
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Pretty sure he’s trying to hide the scar he got trying to steal a medallion off a woman in a bar fire in Nepal in the 1930s.
January 28, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Pretty sure he’s trying to hide the scar he got trying to steal a medallion off a woman in a bar fire in Nepal in the 1930s.
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*stops writing Melania 2 screenplay*
January 28, 2026 at 5:35 PM
*stops writing Melania 2 screenplay*
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Lines that go straight up in charts that track disease = VERY BAD.
Holy moly this chart: Cumulative US measles cases
January 28, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Lines that go straight up in charts that track disease = VERY BAD.
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Dr Strangeglove
January 28, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Dr Strangeglove
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At least if I get really poor, I can just dress in a barrel like they did in olden times. (Looks up price of barrels.) Oh crap.
January 27, 2026 at 4:40 PM
At least if I get really poor, I can just dress in a barrel like they did in olden times. (Looks up price of barrels.) Oh crap.
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It’s been getting mixed reviews from the critics here in LA
January 25, 2026 at 3:01 AM
It’s been getting mixed reviews from the critics here in LA
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Looking good, Mr President!
January 25, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Looking good, Mr President!
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Looks like Chuck spotted a defenseless Werther's.
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Looks like Chuck spotted a defenseless Werther's.
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Maybe Jack Kirby's finest work.
(kidding, its Charles Burns)
(kidding, its Charles Burns)
January 25, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Maybe Jack Kirby's finest work.
(kidding, its Charles Burns)
(kidding, its Charles Burns)