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Joe Rybicki
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He/him. Writer, video game consultant, virtual tourist. Former Official U.S. PlayStation Magazine. Other credits: higround.net/#bylines
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hey man, I think there's something wrong with your website: there should be 600 similar articles about people who got fired for making jokes about Charlie Kirk, but I'm not seeing a single one? must be a database error or smth, IDK
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Do you know what happens when you have normal person insurance and try to see a specialist before talking to your PCP?

Because Mark doesn’t.

(Psst Mark, you can totally do it but you’ll pay every penny your own damn self while ur insurance and specialist giggle and shop for their next boat’s boat)
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.

What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?

Who in the USA gov runs the program?

R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Sure buddy here goes:

Flu shot $28

Level 4 ED visit for influenza $1700
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
December 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."

@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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A finished thread on how to deal with the fact that publishing sucks right now and December feels like a dead zone.
C'mere, pookie. We need to talk about how now is a difficult time for lots of people in publishing. Not just bc--*waves arms*--but bc we're seeing Best of the Year lists and Award Eligibility posts, and bc the last book deals of the year are being announced while sub times are longer than ever. 1/
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
And what tyrannical triumvirate,
Their hour come ‘round at last
Slouch toward Bethlehem
To give myrrh to a fucking baby?
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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My PR peeps: EA is looking to hire a PR manager to work on our Star Wars and Marvel portfolio as well as Skate. Application here. jobs.ea.com/en_US/career... FYI: I'm not involved with the hiring on this one. Just a PSA.
Global PR Manager - Action/Adventure
jobs.ea.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Anybody else get their copy of Wired today?
“The records show that Palantir is actively working on the technical infrastructure underpinning the Trump administration’s mass deportation efforts which could soon impact U.S. citizens.“
Palantir will be used to identify domestic Trump critics soon enough.
ICE Just Paid Palantir Tens of Millions for ‘Complete Target Analysis of Known Populations’
The records show that Palantir is actively working on the technical infrastructure underpinning the Trump administration’s mass deportation efforts which could soon impact U.S. citizens.
www.404media.co
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Honestly the funniest thing to me about that Who’s a Good Boy trophy is that *FIFA* made a trophy of *hands* reaching for a ball
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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So my interpretation is that they will argue that the Hep B is unnecessary and spacing out vaccines farther apart is totally fine.

The counter argument is simple.
The US is not a small European country with universal healthcare and better overall access to care.
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My favorite movie is Harold and Maude, and even that, I wouldn’t hate you if you didn’t like it (but my opinion of you goes up if you do).

I think—as not a huge film buff—the closest I get is that if you aren’t at least somewhat charmed by Amélie, I may check if you’re a bug in an Edgar suit.
Ok, I have to ask. What's a movie that if someone doesn't like you'll hate them?
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Every day is a new dril tweet made flesh
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Hey all,

The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.

Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.

You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I'd like to wish a happy belated 60th anniversary to the inciting garbage disposal incident of Alice's Restaurant, which took place on Thanksgiving 1965.
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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It is never a critic’s job to give the slightest fuck about a Metacritic score.
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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I never do this, but I really want to be involved. @elliottkalan.bsky.social should write on it. I'll laugh and unroll maps.

deadline.com/2025/12/matt...
Matthew Rhys Is In Talks With Netflix Over Adaptation Of Robert Caro’s ‘The Power Broker’
Matthew Rhys is in talks with the streamer over the adaptation of the Pulitzer Prize-winning book.
deadline.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I named my fists War and Peace cuz they’re about to put you to sleep
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Oh, honey.
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Unless that ceiling would have been the one that limits how many of these assholes will be hauled up before grand juries, GTFO with that shit
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM