Kaje
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Kaje
@johnnykaje.bsky.social
1986 vintage, any pronouns. Get back into physical media and floss every day
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oh my god.....
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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If not for overuse why overuseable shaped?
December 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I imagine the “if not friend, why friend-shaped?” meme is the equivalent of “that must mean it’s free, then?” to zookeepers.

It was funny a grand total of once.
December 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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The President everyone. The original police statement that the shooter was in custody was issued over an hour ago. The correction was issued ten minutes later.

Clearly no one is bothering to brief Trump at all. They’ve just left him with his phone.
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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If you have 12 minutes and want to laugh hard at a creationist who doesn't believe in dinosaurs, watch this reaction video from me.

I criticized Allie Beth Stuckey for her war on empathy, but really it was the dinosaur stuff that set off her tantrum.

youtu.be/aQoubH6Zk0A?...
Breaking down Allie Beth Stuckey’s response to my Salon.com article
YouTube video by Salon
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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When they say they're massive fucking losers, believe them.
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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“According to a source Ms. Halligan became enraged when a grand juror told her that the word ‘indict’ is pronounced ‘in-DITE,” not “in-DICKT.”
Justice Department again fails to indict New York Attorney General Letitia James
The Justice Department also tried and failed last week to secure a new indictment against James in Norfolk, Virginia.
www.nbcnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Organized criminals have tended to take a more practical approach to prohibition than prohibitionists. His/Don Jr.'s buddies want the bag. But yeah, Biden should definitely have done this.
December 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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At some point the markets will figure out what everyone else has, this brand is trash and the only question is when it crashes and how hard.
December 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.
December 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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You used to have to do a layer or two of analysis to arrive at "Generative AI is fascist, don't use it."
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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This is amazing. 🎨
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Hey buddy I couldn’t help but notice your gloomcore is getting suspiciously hopepilled. Are you ok at home?
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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At a recent show in NYC, Weird Al Yankovic joined the band on stage for a cover of Killing In The Name, Rage Against the Machine’s anthem against police brutality. Weird Al, welcome to the resistance. (Full video!) [kottke.org]
Weird Al Yankovic Covers Killing In The Name by Rage Against the Machine
At a recent Portugal. The Man concert in NYC, Weird Al joined the band on stage for a pair of songs, including a cover of Killing In The Name, Rage Against the Machine’s anthem against police brutality and the military
kottke.org
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Pirro said the pipe bombing suspect had "not a lot of social media". She should call me, because I have now found his: Twitter, Tumblr, Soundcloud, YouTube channel, songs he made on YouTube, Steam, and about five fanfic and gaming forum accounts.
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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It's hard to explain to normies how much effort Trump is putting into anti-trans policies.

This is like the 12th thing just this week. And there were 12 things the week before, and 12 things the week before that. There will be 12 things next week.

This is almost everything the government is doing.
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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A Jurassic Park prequel about Muldoon's backstory and he's just like an assistant manager at RadioShack and lied on his InGen application
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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what the absolute fuck
Holy shit.

Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM