javi aka “incompetent pouf”
@jweemsical.bsky.social
i’m outside of your house.
professional organizer in ATX
he/him
professional organizer in ATX
he/him
new joyce manor isn’t even 20 mins long they did it again boys
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 AM
new joyce manor isn’t even 20 mins long they did it again boys
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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One by one my clever serial killer daughter's school rivals are being found dead—and for once my daughter's clever serial killing isn't the cause! Is someone else, perhaps another teenage serial killer, attempting to catch her eye? Or are they merely working their way up the food chain...
January 26, 2026 at 2:26 AM
One by one my clever serial killer daughter's school rivals are being found dead—and for once my daughter's clever serial killing isn't the cause! Is someone else, perhaps another teenage serial killer, attempting to catch her eye? Or are they merely working their way up the food chain...
man if only there was an opposition party that could engage in principled protest against this. oh well!
Will any of the pro-Palestinian protestors (who antagonized Biden and Harris all campaign long) show up to protest here as plans are made to completely eradicate Gazans from their land? I’m guessing this outrage is much less likely to go viral on TT.
February 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
man if only there was an opposition party that could engage in principled protest against this. oh well!
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I just realized there’s a dang CHEETO in the WHITE HOUSE
February 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I just realized there’s a dang CHEETO in the WHITE HOUSE
one the greatest pieces of literature written this year. is alt text for a picture of Big Balls the de facto head of the treasury
Now, with alt text, to ensure everyone fully understands exactly what we're dealing with with the 19-yo Canadian calling himself Big Balls who, along with a few other nerds, seem to have had exclusive control over the United States Treasury Department since Friday
February 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
one the greatest pieces of literature written this year. is alt text for a picture of Big Balls the de facto head of the treasury
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The alt text here is why alt text is so important
Now, with alt text, to ensure everyone fully understands exactly what we're dealing with with the 19-yo Canadian calling himself Big Balls who, along with a few other nerds, seem to have had exclusive control over the United States Treasury Department since Friday
February 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The alt text here is why alt text is so important
i love it when 21 billion evaporates. good economy
January 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i love it when 21 billion evaporates. good economy
they finally let me cook
January 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
they finally let me cook
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
i don’t want to see AI. i want to see things that are beautiful and true
January 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
i don’t want to see AI. i want to see things that are beautiful and true
the hot guy on bake off called great wave a pretty famous painting when it’s a print, i’m pointing at the screen and yelling that it’s not a painting it’s a print
December 31, 2024 at 9:38 PM
the hot guy on bake off called great wave a pretty famous painting when it’s a print, i’m pointing at the screen and yelling that it’s not a painting it’s a print
jimmy carter dying really puts a damper on the new year tbh
December 30, 2024 at 8:13 PM
jimmy carter dying really puts a damper on the new year tbh
most progressive president since fdr moment
December 27, 2024 at 7:43 PM
most progressive president since fdr moment
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Nobody:
Crustacean Paul McCartney: 🎶 shrimply haaaaving a wonderful christmastime 🎶
Crustacean Paul McCartney: 🎶 shrimply haaaaving a wonderful christmastime 🎶
December 27, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Nobody:
Crustacean Paul McCartney: 🎶 shrimply haaaaving a wonderful christmastime 🎶
Crustacean Paul McCartney: 🎶 shrimply haaaaving a wonderful christmastime 🎶
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the venerable Doctor Pepper is making an early house call this morning
December 26, 2024 at 5:29 PM
the venerable Doctor Pepper is making an early house call this morning
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Aliveism is this really messed up form of bigotry against the dead serving in Congress
December 25, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Aliveism is this really messed up form of bigotry against the dead serving in Congress
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Not unless we put on the best damn Christmas pageant the town’s ever seen!
December 22, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Not unless we put on the best damn Christmas pageant the town’s ever seen!
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if I had the One Ring from the Lord Of The Rings trilogy I would simply overcome its allure and dispose of it, easily. invisibility is not that exciting
December 23, 2024 at 2:01 AM
if I had the One Ring from the Lord Of The Rings trilogy I would simply overcome its allure and dispose of it, easily. invisibility is not that exciting
if i start calling myself a “changemaker” you can take this skeet as my full permission to luigi me
December 22, 2024 at 11:14 PM
if i start calling myself a “changemaker” you can take this skeet as my full permission to luigi me
my québécois paul mccartney bit did not help me pull last night 😞
December 15, 2024 at 3:34 PM
my québécois paul mccartney bit did not help me pull last night 😞