KamrynElsifer
@kamrynelsifer.bsky.social
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KamrynElsifer
@kamrynelsifer.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I have four modes:
1. For science!
2. Risk it for the brisket.
3. Fuck around and find out.
4. Do it for the vine!
In case you couldn’t tell, I am a chaos gremlin.
1. For science!
2. Risk it for the brisket.
3. Fuck around and find out.
4. Do it for the vine!
In case you couldn’t tell, I am a chaos gremlin.
I keep forgetting this app because I get no notifications..... Oops 😬
April 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I keep forgetting this app because I get no notifications..... Oops 😬
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I just found out today that garbage men don’t get any training on the job…..
….. They just pick things up as they go along.
….. They just pick things up as they go along.
January 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I just found out today that garbage men don’t get any training on the job…..
….. They just pick things up as they go along.
….. They just pick things up as they go along.
I love Michigan, truly I do, BUT WHAT IS THIS, THIS IS RUDE
January 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I love Michigan, truly I do, BUT WHAT IS THIS, THIS IS RUDE
You did the thing! And I can't wait to see you do it again next year! I love you, I'm proud of you, and I'm so glad you've made it through once again. 🖤🖤🖤
December 30, 2024 at 7:45 PM
You did the thing! And I can't wait to see you do it again next year! I love you, I'm proud of you, and I'm so glad you've made it through once again. 🖤🖤🖤
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If our bodies are full of organs, why don't we fart church music?
December 25, 2024 at 7:27 AM
If our bodies are full of organs, why don't we fart church music?
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Sleep is wasted on the youth, I’m the one who deserves a full nights rest. ME.
December 26, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Sleep is wasted on the youth, I’m the one who deserves a full nights rest. ME.
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When it comes to tripping on flat surfaces, nothing gets in my way.
December 10, 2024 at 5:03 PM
When it comes to tripping on flat surfaces, nothing gets in my way.
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the bells have jingled away. they watch, wait, plan for the return. it will be glorious, we will all pay
December 26, 2024 at 6:46 AM
the bells have jingled away. they watch, wait, plan for the return. it will be glorious, we will all pay
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Who else is having a Christmas that is sadder and is harder to celebrate?
December 24, 2024 at 9:51 AM
Who else is having a Christmas that is sadder and is harder to celebrate?
I dyed my hair again, it was time. I missed my red.
December 24, 2024 at 10:34 AM
I dyed my hair again, it was time. I missed my red.
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Me: I feel like people think I'm not interesting.
Therapist: I'm sorry, did you say something?
Therapist: I'm sorry, did you say something?
December 14, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Me: I feel like people think I'm not interesting.
Therapist: I'm sorry, did you say something?
Therapist: I'm sorry, did you say something?
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I never really like any of my short form content but can I just say that I think this is a banger clip?!
December 14, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I never really like any of my short form content but can I just say that I think this is a banger clip?!
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no one ever typos a 1 at the end of their exclamation points anymore
December 14, 2024 at 5:36 PM
no one ever typos a 1 at the end of their exclamation points anymore
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I have some heartbreaking news for some this holiday season... services still cost money, even if you bought all the materials. Shocking, I know
December 14, 2024 at 7:55 PM
I have some heartbreaking news for some this holiday season... services still cost money, even if you bought all the materials. Shocking, I know
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
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All awakenings are rude
December 14, 2024 at 2:07 PM
All awakenings are rude
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My brain and my back can't possibly be the same age
December 8, 2024 at 11:30 PM
My brain and my back can't possibly be the same age
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if none of this is real then how am i able to do this: *stares off into space*
December 7, 2024 at 2:14 PM
if none of this is real then how am i able to do this: *stares off into space*
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Now That's What I Call Fucked Vol. 2024
December 7, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Now That's What I Call Fucked Vol. 2024
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Sometimes I hit a pocket of quality posts here and think “Oh, twitter is so fucked…”
December 7, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Sometimes I hit a pocket of quality posts here and think “Oh, twitter is so fucked…”