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Katrina Voll
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nipples akimbo
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don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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I want you to understand that while news media and politicians were fearmongering every day about shoplifting in SF (while property crime was *down*), THIS was happening: "the inhalation of one-millionth of an ounce will cause cancer with a virtual 100% statistical certainty."
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Pardoned turkey struggles with survivor's guilt.
November 24, 2023 at 11:13 AM
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Remember that little kid whose grandpa had a diabetic crisis on the highway who took over driving (truck + boat trailer) and pulled over to safety? Asked how he would advise someone in an emergency, he said, “Stay calm and try to do your best.” That’s the greatest advice anyone has on any topic
December 16, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
This year's T-Day supper: tofurky, my pineapple cranberry sauce, lemon pepper green beans, roasted vinaigrette Brussels sprouts, mashed red potatoes with the skins (this year I boiled the potatoes in Better Than Bullion Roasted Garlic broth and will do that again for sure!) with tofurky gravy.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Happy "as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" Day to all who celebrate it
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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OREGONIANS!!! Due to new legislation passed this year, the Oregon Public Utility Commission is developing new guidelines for how to divide energy costs between residential & commercial customers. TELL THEM DATA CENTERS NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE!!!
apps.puc.state.or.us/docketpublic...
Oregon Public Utility Commission - Submit Public Comment - DocketPublicComment
apps.puc.state.or.us
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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They don’t have the actual capacity for this so one should presume they’re just going to attempt another massive deportation for a class of immigrant.
So now they’re going to be doing individualized re-review of tens of thousands of Afghan evacuees’ cases on TOP of the re-review of 200,000+ refugees who entered under Biden?
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I feel like absolute hot garbage right now, so my late supper tonight is going to be leftover butter beans, a room temperature Cherry Coke Zero, and half a bag of potato chips with the Violife French Onion Dip (which is holy cow very rich, but pretty dang good)
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
It is against the TOS to be shivved by our knives. Sharp Shiny Knives Inc. is not liable since your body was clearly positioned in front of stabby pointy end.
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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One of these people is a looser in a ridiculous looking face mask playing big man and shaming themselves, their family, and their entire community/ies.

The other is in Disney Jr cartoon pj's and a surgical mask, representing the best of what America claims to aspire to be.
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Digging into the data of what's taking place with Black women unemployment and this graph is pretty damning.

You can see the EXACT month Black women's unemployment begins to splinter and that what hit us FIRST is now coming for all other women. This is #TheDoubleTax.

#blacksky #news #econsky
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.

🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!

🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Saw The Running Man today - was awfully entertaining and we all had a great time. I get why the ending deviated from the book, and felt like they made some pretty organic choices with that.
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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The way the Black Panthers understood food aid as a crucial form of self defense against the capitalist machinery of the racial state remains essential to the struggle against fascism today.
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Visited the local university campus. Look at these so called scholars, what a bunch of turkeys.
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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NEW: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. They're given addresses, vehicles, told to monitor the target. That information then goes back up to ICE. These are not licensed private investigators; members of the public

www.404media.co/contractor-p...
Contractor Paying Random People $300 to Physically Track Immigrants for ICE
“The more I listened to it, the more I’m like, something doesn’t sound right,” a person who was briefed on the pilot plans told 404 Media.
www.404media.co
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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1. Great, let's do this

2. Here's some useful info (from my agent). You have until March 23, 2026 and it now includes illustrators

3. Here is the Works Lookup link: secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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the thrill of living is gone
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM