Elizabeth Zelle
@kohizeri.bsky.social
Head of User Research @ Amazon Games | Making games since 2008 | Bethesda and Volition alum | Midwest is Best | Opinions expressed are my own | She/Her
me: shares post with partner for the laughs
partner: immediately proves post true with half a dozen texts about how w40k lore is serious business
partner: immediately proves post true with half a dozen texts about how w40k lore is serious business
Every nerd couple has a warhammer explainer and a warhammer hostage
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
me: shares post with partner for the laughs
partner: immediately proves post true with half a dozen texts about how w40k lore is serious business
partner: immediately proves post true with half a dozen texts about how w40k lore is serious business
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Patriots didn’t really show up for anything other than the Bad Bunny concert, did they
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Patriots didn’t really show up for anything other than the Bad Bunny concert, did they
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#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
the bushes were people 😂
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I’m only watching because there’s still a chance the Bears could come back and win this thing
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I’m only watching because there’s still a chance the Bears could come back and win this thing
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they should just put the Chicago Bears out on the field and pretend nothing's different, like a late-season sitcom recasting
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
they should just put the Chicago Bears out on the field and pretend nothing's different, like a late-season sitcom recasting
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Genuinely gives me a lot of hope that the NFL is a cynical, cash-motivated organization and they're betting on this being the future
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Genuinely gives me a lot of hope that the NFL is a cynical, cash-motivated organization and they're betting on this being the future
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The Super Bowl halftime show is the America im rooting for
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The Super Bowl halftime show is the America im rooting for
Got off the plane, navigated the DFW airport, and now racing home for the halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Got off the plane, navigated the DFW airport, and now racing home for the halftime show
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Take a shot every time you seen an ai ad with a butthole logo
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Take a shot every time you seen an ai ad with a butthole logo
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Me in school: the two things I hate most are homework, and presentations
Me today: *writing a conference talk in my spare time* I sure love doing homework for this presentation
Me today: *writing a conference talk in my spare time* I sure love doing homework for this presentation
February 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Me in school: the two things I hate most are homework, and presentations
Me today: *writing a conference talk in my spare time* I sure love doing homework for this presentation
Me today: *writing a conference talk in my spare time* I sure love doing homework for this presentation
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Historian here President Abraham Lincoln opposed the Mexican War as a land grab for slavery when he was a first term Congressman from Illinois.
February 5, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Historian here President Abraham Lincoln opposed the Mexican War as a land grab for slavery when he was a first term Congressman from Illinois.
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The abstract alone is pure art.
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
The abstract alone is pure art.
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I KEEP BEING CALLED AN OATHBREAKER FOR HAVING SEX. NO WHERE IN MY OATH DID I PROMISE TO BE A LOSER
February 5, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I KEEP BEING CALLED AN OATHBREAKER FOR HAVING SEX. NO WHERE IN MY OATH DID I PROMISE TO BE A LOSER
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Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died
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🧊 "We're going to get an ICE detention facility before we get a grocery store!"
February 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
🧊 "We're going to get an ICE detention facility before we get a grocery store!"
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“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Pursued by federal agents, suburban ICE observers remain resolved
After a frightening pursuit by federal agents, suburban ICE observers say fear hasn’t stopped them from protecting their communities.
www.mprnews.org
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...