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theonion.com
Cryptic New Laundry Room Rule Hints At Tale Of Bizarre Infraction https://theonion.com/cryptic-new-laundry-room-rule-hints-at-tale-of-bizarre-1819579613/
Cryptic New Laundry Room Rule Hints At Tale Of Bizarre Infraction
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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miketoole.com
Reminder: If it’s not an RSS syndicated audio program, it’s not a podcast
January 14, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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alexm247.bsky.social
A still from The Shining with adapted lyrics from “Last Resort”: “Cut my wife into pieces / this is a ghost resort”
January 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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histoftech.bsky.social
historically accurate☑️
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Why did they call them cigars and not bigarettes?
January 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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nataliereed84.bsky.social
Your own

Personal

Pizza
January 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
korvys.info
Nazis invading north just before the winter sets in.

I seem to remember this going well in the past, right?

"History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme"
paulhuttnerweather.bsky.social Paul Huttner @paulhuttnerweather.bsky.social · 1d
We've lead charmed weather lives so far in January.
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Arctic cold and snow return to Minnesota
A pattern change brings much colder temperatures with occasional snow Thursday into the upcoming weekend.
www.mprnews.org
January 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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roxiqt.com
ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax

ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
December 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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beeep.computer
I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
korvys.info
For an embarrassingly long time I thought Vincent D'Onofrio had written a hauntingly beautiful tweet about the protagonist of Nier: Automata
January 13, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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amandak6647.bsky.social
I think about this post all the time
"if was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice vou would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth - he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all he thinks he's been tricked - he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turr around. "if i was orpheus i would simply -" you wouldn't be orpheus. vou wouldn't be brave enough tc walk into the underworld and save the person you love
January 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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ironriverotter.bsky.social
um, hey guys it almost seems like some of those who work forces are the same that burn crosses.
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
korvys.info
Exactly the sort of content I want on this site.

Mine is the mighty Waikato
January 13, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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amyremeikis.bsky.social
No notes

All the power and love to @cathywilcox.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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citizen3rased.bsky.social
Meme "Calvin's dad explains everything is of two types"
January 12, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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utopia-defer.red
crude ms painting of timmy turner from the fairy odd parents. He is kneeling at his bedside as if praying with the speech bubble: Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny
January 12, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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harrymd5.bsky.social
sauvignon bloc
January 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
New dating strategy just dropped
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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manucleardevice.bsky.social
I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time
John Booth, a 19-year-old apprentice who joined a Luddite attack on a textile mill in April 1812. He was injured, detained and died after being allegedly tortured to give up the identity of his fellow Luddites. Booth's last words became a legend: "Can you keep a secret?" he whispered to the local priest, who attested that he could. The dying Booth replied, "So can I."
January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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alexblechman.bsky.social
There’s only two types of hyperspace in sci-fi. Stars Go Fast or Looking Out Window Makes You Insane
January 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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authorblu.es
January 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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petestaiano.com
15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies

40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
May 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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queerash.bsky.social
when you get an influx of new followers, always remember to post your most insane takes and/or feral hornyposting, in order to cull the weak
January 11, 2026 at 10:15 AM
korvys.info
I am not a sports enjoyed, but I'm glad to see people enjoying/commiserating sports on this website.
A sign of a healthy posting ecosystem
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM