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Cryptic New Laundry Room Rule Hints At Tale Of Bizarre Infraction https://theonion.com/cryptic-new-laundry-room-rule-hints-at-tale-of-bizarre-1819579613/
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Reminder: If it’s not an RSS syndicated audio program, it’s not a podcast
January 14, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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historically accurate☑️
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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Why did they call them cigars and not bigarettes?
January 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Your own

Personal

Pizza
January 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Nazis invading north just before the winter sets in.

I seem to remember this going well in the past, right?

"History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme"
We've lead charmed weather lives so far in January.
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Arctic cold and snow return to Minnesota
A pattern change brings much colder temperatures with occasional snow Thursday into the upcoming weekend.
www.mprnews.org
January 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax

ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
December 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
For an embarrassingly long time I thought Vincent D'Onofrio had written a hauntingly beautiful tweet about the protagonist of Nier: Automata
January 13, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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I think about this post all the time
January 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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um, hey guys it almost seems like some of those who work forces are the same that burn crosses.
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Exactly the sort of content I want on this site.

Mine is the mighty Waikato
January 13, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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All the power and love to @cathywilcox.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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sauvignon bloc
January 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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New dating strategy just dropped
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time
January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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There’s only two types of hyperspace in sci-fi. Stars Go Fast or Looking Out Window Makes You Insane
January 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies

40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
May 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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when you get an influx of new followers, always remember to post your most insane takes and/or feral hornyposting, in order to cull the weak
January 11, 2026 at 10:15 AM
I am not a sports enjoyed, but I'm glad to see people enjoying/commiserating sports on this website.
A sign of a healthy posting ecosystem
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM