Sam
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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Sam @korvys.info · 20h
If you were confessing, where would you confess you got it from?

(there's a perfume my partner loved, but it has been discontinued for years)
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Sam @korvys.info · 23h
If we could figure out a way for Dodgers to lose and Shohei still win, that would be nice.
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I'm being really careful about when I refresh my timeline
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
*reading a post that’s just a man’s name with no other context* ah this must be about baseball
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Bring back the WCW Triple Cage
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
my samsara themed escape room continues to kick everyone's ass
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Isn't that just 17776?

... I should go reread that.
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Fine white sand, like in the Caribbean, is fish poop, from the dumbest looking fish (parrotfish). In case you need more scatological fish facts to impress dates. This one even has the benefit of being true
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I still think the most accurate and consistent way to think about generative AI is that, in every instance, people exclusively use it for tasks that they don't have any respect for or give a shit about.
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Circumcisions causing autism sounds like a @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social bit.
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wait its not just that circumcised kids get autism, its that circumcised kids get autism because they have to take paracetamol. for the circumcision. man this rocks this would be so funny if it wasnt ruining the entire world and everyone's future on earth
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fauxwren.bsky.social
max my man I gotta tell you that DOES sound pretty concerning
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You read accounts of the creeping dread in Germany in the 30's, but do you think it was ever also this fucking stupid?
dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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ouinne.bsky.social
The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.
Screenshot of David Simon interview 
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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haitchkay.bsky.social
There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
Anime styled graffiti art on a train car depicting a male demon looking seductively at another man while saying "That's a good boy", with the phrase "kiss yr homies goodnight" in the bottom left corner. 
Artist seems to be "Akira BPD"
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socialistboat.dad
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
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mikesuszek.bsky.social
Once again, this perfect @zeboydgames.bsky.social post comes to mind:
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mmasnick.bsky.social
Reading this thread while in my 3rd airport in 2 days (on my way to a 4th) and whether you travel a lot or not, it's an amazing read.
nome.bsky.social
Some things I've learned in my first few weeks:

1) There is a grey market candy swapping racket between janitors, TSA agents, CSRs, and everyone else who has to stand someplace all day at the airport.

Hi-chews, sour candies, and gummy anything are in highest demand.