Submerging Artist
@kristinmuh.bsky.social
aka Kristin. former opera singer turned IT drone. I live in Montreal and have a family, also I have an improv troupe and a podcast and I do crafts
skeets bilingue si j'ai l'envie/bilingual skeets if I feel like it
skeets bilingue si j'ai l'envie/bilingual skeets if I feel like it
I have probably told this story before, but when I was about 9 years old, my aunt Joan did my hair and gave me an amazing late 80s/early 90s Delta Burke bouffant. My mom took one look, said "Oh my god, Joan, you made her look like a whore!"
A good friend of mine in college borrowed money from her dad to afford to survive at school.
As a Christmas gift, he gave her a slight reduction in the amount he said she owed him.
So I always know that whatever I give my kids, I will do better than that.
As a Christmas gift, he gave her a slight reduction in the amount he said she owed him.
So I always know that whatever I give my kids, I will do better than that.
December 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I have probably told this story before, but when I was about 9 years old, my aunt Joan did my hair and gave me an amazing late 80s/early 90s Delta Burke bouffant. My mom took one look, said "Oh my god, Joan, you made her look like a whore!"
I have managed to clean the house and do the last-minute christmas errands and get everyone packed and ready to get on an early train tomorrow and I am TIRED
December 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I have managed to clean the house and do the last-minute christmas errands and get everyone packed and ready to get on an early train tomorrow and I am TIRED
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How to have good hair:
- Have whatever hair, even bad hair
- Walk around like you have that hair on purpose
- Have whatever hair, even bad hair
- Walk around like you have that hair on purpose
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
How to have good hair:
- Have whatever hair, even bad hair
- Walk around like you have that hair on purpose
- Have whatever hair, even bad hair
- Walk around like you have that hair on purpose
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Gangs of New York (2002)
November 26, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Gangs of New York (2002)
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I take it all back we should absolutely let AI run the vending machines
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I take it all back we should absolutely let AI run the vending machines
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
watched Knives Out (the first one) again last night and have decided that I want to live in Harlan Thrombey's study
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
watched Knives Out (the first one) again last night and have decided that I want to live in Harlan Thrombey's study
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If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
19, everything but the fax machine
Show your age
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
19, everything but the fax machine
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i have to drunk drive over the speed limit in order to get to my job: defusing the kind of nuclear bomb which can only be deactivated by the n-word
Just say ‘I like driving over the speed limit’ why debase yourself like this
December 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
i have to drunk drive over the speed limit in order to get to my job: defusing the kind of nuclear bomb which can only be deactivated by the n-word
I don't think the quotes I posted adequately expressed why I love this movie, so let me try to explain explicitly #TheThinMan
Current status: enjoying my yearly viewing of The Thin Man in spite of having been told on good authority that this movie is "boring" and "makes no sense". I still love it and you can't stop me
December 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I don't think the quotes I posted adequately expressed why I love this movie, so let me try to explain explicitly #TheThinMan
Current status: enjoying my yearly viewing of The Thin Man in spite of having been told on good authority that this movie is "boring" and "makes no sense". I still love it and you can't stop me
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Current status: enjoying my yearly viewing of The Thin Man in spite of having been told on good authority that this movie is "boring" and "makes no sense". I still love it and you can't stop me
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My one contribution to Heated Rivalry discourse is that they sadly did not film the Biodome scene in the actual Biodome, but in Ripley's Aquarium in Toronto. And the establishing shot is actually the BIOSPHERE, a different museum entirely
December 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My one contribution to Heated Rivalry discourse is that they sadly did not film the Biodome scene in the actual Biodome, but in Ripley's Aquarium in Toronto. And the establishing shot is actually the BIOSPHERE, a different museum entirely
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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He’s a rookie cop, he’s a relic from another age, together they fight crime in Natural Law
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
He’s a rookie cop, he’s a relic from another age, together they fight crime in Natural Law
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ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
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Did you know that Aretha did her own version of What a Fool Believes back in 1980? www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSw5...
What a Fool Believes
YouTube video by Aretha Franklin - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Did you know that Aretha did her own version of What a Fool Believes back in 1980? www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSw5...
Someone should publish an edition of A Christmas Carol, lovingly illustrated in a sort of Victorian woodcut style, but with the Muppets. I would buy this in hardcover and read it to my children every year
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Someone should publish an edition of A Christmas Carol, lovingly illustrated in a sort of Victorian woodcut style, but with the Muppets. I would buy this in hardcover and read it to my children every year
Attn all @fatedmates.net listeners, this is not a drill - Gorilla Twins is on sale for like $5 on Libro dot FM: libro.fm/audiobooks/9...
The Earl Takes All Audiobook on Libro.fm
One summer night, Edward Alcott gives in to temptation and kisses Lady Julia Kenney in a dark garden. However, the passion she stirs within him is best left in the shadows as she weds his twin, the Ea...
libro.fm
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Attn all @fatedmates.net listeners, this is not a drill - Gorilla Twins is on sale for like $5 on Libro dot FM: libro.fm/audiobooks/9...
Just realized the reason my 10 year old gets colds all the time and the 13 year old doesn't is that the younger kid was 4 in 2020
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Just realized the reason my 10 year old gets colds all the time and the 13 year old doesn't is that the younger kid was 4 in 2020
This is a great idea and I'm stealing it
on today's episode of "Claire's Therapist Is Everyone's Therapist," we were talking about how I always love "the new year is coming, I'm going to Fix Myself" energy but can never sustain a resolution
she suggested treating the last day of every month as a mini New Year's with one small new goal
she suggested treating the last day of every month as a mini New Year's with one small new goal
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
This is a great idea and I'm stealing it
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/