Kyle Romero
@kyle.thatbothers.me
Known ham. Actor/clown. Co-host of the MeatCast: A Heathcliff Recap podcast. Conservatory Director at Fallout Theater. Austin FC sicko.
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Kyle Romero
@kyle.thatbothers.me
· Aug 4
During the awe inspiring Trinity test sequence in Oppenheimer, when the audio dropped out and my mind was trying to fathom the weight of that historical moment, the guy behind me leaned over to his wife and in a very “that’s chappie” voice said “mushroom cloud”
Not the safety goggles
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Not the safety goggles
Chat it’s real, I watched the hands-on footage
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Chat it’s real, I watched the hands-on footage
gambat chud your days are numbered
What do we make of this email, sent from Epstein to himself a week before he was arrested with the subject line “List for Bannon Steve” with just a list of names.
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
gambat chud your days are numbered
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
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This is so cool. Putting on formal dress and standing around on a Thursday night talking about how dope the president is. Laughing in unison at stuff that isn't quite a joke. It's on TV so everyone can watch and think about how fun it'd be to be there, doing that, too. Cash bar. No food of any kind.
At the Fox Patriot Awards tonight, Hegseth tells a story about how Trump makes Truth Social posts after bombings.
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
This is so cool. Putting on formal dress and standing around on a Thursday night talking about how dope the president is. Laughing in unison at stuff that isn't quite a joke. It's on TV so everyone can watch and think about how fun it'd be to be there, doing that, too. Cash bar. No food of any kind.
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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Me eating 10lbs of Bulgogi at Korean BBQ.
October 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Me eating 10lbs of Bulgogi at Korean BBQ.
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"If the statue of liberty was brought to life after being, let's say, coated with gallons of slime and then fed positive energy via a recording of Howard Huntsberry's cover of 'Higher and Higher,' is that something you'd be ok with?"
Zohran Mamdani: I'd be focused on running the city, but yes.
Zohran Mamdani: I'd be focused on running the city, but yes.
October 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"If the statue of liberty was brought to life after being, let's say, coated with gallons of slime and then fed positive energy via a recording of Howard Huntsberry's cover of 'Higher and Higher,' is that something you'd be ok with?"
Zohran Mamdani: I'd be focused on running the city, but yes.
Zohran Mamdani: I'd be focused on running the city, but yes.
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"It was like getting my pussy ate by stereo playing 'metal machine music'"
look for it in your local bookstore's "nobody asked for this" section
October 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"It was like getting my pussy ate by stereo playing 'metal machine music'"
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it's the last day to back the movie where a guy turns into a crab and I, for one, would like to watch a movie where a guy turns into a crab
I just backed In Waves: A Man Turns Into A Crab on @kickstarter.com
Just watch the pitch video and tell me you don't want to see this movie (and see my friend @kyle.thatbothers.me in it!)
I think the vibe is the exact brand of absurd that a fan of cow tools can really appreciate.
Just watch the pitch video and tell me you don't want to see this movie (and see my friend @kyle.thatbothers.me in it!)
I think the vibe is the exact brand of absurd that a fan of cow tools can really appreciate.
In Waves: A Man Turns Into A Crab
We've written a feature-film about a woman who must learn to let go after her husband turns into a crab.
www.kickstarter.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
it's the last day to back the movie where a guy turns into a crab and I, for one, would like to watch a movie where a guy turns into a crab
Hey friends, I’m going to be in a really cool movie next year that is crowdfunding right now, and we could use your help. We’ve got a little under 48 hours to meet our goal or we don’t get any of the pledges that have been made so far!! Anything helps!!!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/inw...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/inw...
In Waves: A Man Turns Into A Crab
We've written a feature-film about a woman who must learn to let go after her husband turns into a crab.
www.kickstarter.com
October 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hey friends, I’m going to be in a really cool movie next year that is crowdfunding right now, and we could use your help. We’ve got a little under 48 hours to meet our goal or we don’t get any of the pledges that have been made so far!! Anything helps!!!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/inw...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/inw...
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hillary clinton voice im chilling in lake mungo
October 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
hillary clinton voice im chilling in lake mungo
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jerry seinfeld on the phone: you're at lake MUNGO?!
October 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
jerry seinfeld on the phone: you're at lake MUNGO?!
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a gifted kindergarten program does not need to exist and as a kid who was arbitrarily sorted into both gifted and regular track classes throughout my education i think gifted programs enforce race and class divisions and don’t do much else
My wife is an elementary gifted ed specialist. The idea that gifted kids either don't exist or don't benefit from gifted education services is both wrong and harmful to those kids. Phasing out gifted programs is stupid. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/02/n...
Mamdani Says He Would Phase Out N.Y.C. Gifted Program for Early Grades
www.nytimes.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
a gifted kindergarten program does not need to exist and as a kid who was arbitrarily sorted into both gifted and regular track classes throughout my education i think gifted programs enforce race and class divisions and don’t do much else
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The Russo Brothers have shared an image from the ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ “ set ”
September 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The Russo Brothers have shared an image from the ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ “ set ”
she freevee on my tubi till I pluto
September 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
she freevee on my tubi till I pluto
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It’s been pretty disappointing hearing so many podcasts advertise for the new season of English Teacher when Brian Jordan Alvarez had very credible SA allegations brought against him just months ago. Extremely uncool
September 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
It’s been pretty disappointing hearing so many podcasts advertise for the new season of English Teacher when Brian Jordan Alvarez had very credible SA allegations brought against him just months ago. Extremely uncool
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My man David Byrne released a new album this month
RFK Jr: I've never seen a case of full-blown autism in a 70-year-old man. You're only seeing it in the kids. It's an epidemic.
September 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My man David Byrne released a new album this month