Lachategris
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DONT PARK IN A TURN LANE INTO A PARKING LOT BITCH WHY JUST PARK
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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the sentence I hate the most these days: “so I was doing some AI research…” UGH
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Tell them it is for sex
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I only trust Great Lakes people on this.

Everyone else has stolen Great Lake valor.

THEY DONT UNDERSTAND
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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"The record-breaker said his appearance on the show, like his entire record-breaking career, was aimed at promoting STEM education."
#weird #weirdnews #food #stunt
www.upi.com/Odd_News/202...
Man snaps 65 cucumbers in 30 seconds to break world record - UPI.com
Serial record-breaker David Rush appeared on Spanish TV series "El Hormiguero" and captured the title for the most cucumbers snapped in 30 seconds.
www.upi.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Spotted as we clean out the Marketplace offices before we move. Tells you how long we’ve been here.
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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So there’s a potato chip commercial with a kid that legit looks like what we think future nibling will look like

Taking any and all potato related nickname suggestions
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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this is the Power of Writing
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Post your best elf art!

#art
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I wish the loudest of the insane people here were not also annoying as shit
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Damn right he is.
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Long complicated dream that Earth was suddenly overtaken by spaceships that looked like jellyfish. Aliens that looked just like people rounded up all the humans and took care of us. I was very preoccupied with not getting separated from my sister who only cared about being with her friends
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Okay man.

Call for Schumer’s ouster as senate minority leader or this post means nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I contacted my Representative. Have you contacted yours?
House Dems are holding a 3 p.m. call on whether to support the deal on the CR
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Luv 2 have employee submissions for tshirt design contest where at least two are AI
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Spotted in an old convention center. This is for the olds!
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I think this is the photo you might be referring to. Happy to share other photos I took of these bronzes when they were on display at the Quirinale in 2023.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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update
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Needs some modification Trumps willingness to hurt A LOT OF PEOPLE IN WAYS THAT THEY'RE LESS LIKELY TO SEE exceeds their willingness to see people AROUND THEM get hurt
like this is basically it, the melts melted under pressure
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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"Often, when someone passes before a certain time, they're described as "gone too soon" or if past that certain time that they "lived a full life", but in this case every breath he took contained oxygen better suited for any other, more productive, purpose."
Give me the opening line of the spite obit you’d write. No need to identify the decedent. Let fly.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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like this is basically it, the melts melted under pressure
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM