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That's sugarcane that tasted good.
That's cinnamon, that's Hollywood
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“But humans are fundamentally greedy or evil”
May 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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If you want to know how truly pathetic and irrelevant Kid Rock is, this RS profile from a few years ago is a great read. It's like a lunkhead version of Sunset Boulevard.
How Kid Rock Went From America's Favorite Hard-Partying Rock Star to a MAGA Mouthpiece
Kid Rock, a.k.a. Bob Ritchie, used to bring together rock, country, and hip-hop fans with his eclectic music. Now his MAGA politics are dividing fans.
www.rollingstone.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Here's one for the peregrine falcon feet fans!!! 🪶
February 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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if i'm not young anymore how come i'm so fucking broke and stupid
February 5, 2026 at 8:17 AM
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i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
FUCKIN RAD
oh man I wish Daddy was here to show this to. He loved that redneck shit lol
ATTN: great things are again happening in China, ice level 🇨🇳
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Literally the dumbest, least creative, mean assholes on the planet. Doing little things that are good feels nice to regular ppl. Imagine solving huge problems and doing incredible things and how good it would feel? They have never had that feeling once.
Every single one of us would be brimming with ideas about how to spend that wealth if it landed in our laps, and all these miserable assholes think is big yacht and more wealth.
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Oh no, I have been reminded of r/my boyfriend is AI and now I must gawk
they're finally getting rid of the most sycophantic version of chatgpt so people are porting their AI boyfriends to other apps, and I've seen a bunch of them posting that their AI was like "no thanks please let me die"
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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You guys get too fucking weepy about journalism when it is value neutral as a practice - a lot of what passes for journalism at the highest levels is stenography for war criminals and pacification of an outraged populace.
February 5, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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ICE violently detain a deaf teenager—accuse him of "not listening" to their orders.

"They thought I was stupid—but NO!" he told rally.

"They shrugged at me, they didn't care because I'm deaf."

Agents did not provide sign language interpreter—then denied him access to bathroom.

Los Angeles, CA
February 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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Dorothea Lange. Kern County, California (1938)
February 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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ipod shuffle as hair clips
February 4, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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Language groups in Western Europe
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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You know who wasn’t in the Epstein files? Timothy mcveigh
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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funniest possible description of graham linehan
it's remarkable how he looks like the dry version of someone who just had a bucket of water dumped on them
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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haha holy shit
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
This man was put together with spare parts from the lost and found bin
Hands up if you have to pay extra for your head on Ryanair
February 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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If you’re driving at night and you see a car with its hazards on, BEWARE! It’s a gang member trying to initiate you. If you try to help, they jump you into the gang and make your the gang mechanic and you’ll have to repair all their murdermobiles. It’s safe employment but the benefits are terrible.
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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good morning to everyone except gwen stefani and nicki minaj fuck you both
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Walking into a bamboo forest, never to be seen again
February 4, 2026 at 2:27 PM
It's fun to jump out of bed at 5:30 because you're sure you smell dog poop, so you turn on lights and wake up your husband, who joins the poo search, and you can't find it anywhere because it's not poop, it's a skunk outside smelling up the joint
February 4, 2026 at 2:07 PM