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That's sugarcane that tasted good.
That's cinnamon, that's Hollywood
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Is chat gpt conscious? Is my washing machine mad at me? Is my vibrator feeling fulfilled with is duties?
No, ChatGPT is not conscious. Are the journalists who keep writing these fucking articles?
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I have read several recipes and tricks to make mashed potatoes, from vegan to restaurant style. Now I remember why I stopped making them, everyone's got big opinions and the calorie count can be modest, or fucking ridiculous. Like just eat the butter straight ridiculous. Eat the damn potato, sheesh
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Packing lunch for tomorrow is going to be like, 4 dates and peanut butter smeared on a playing card
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I fully support every asshole involved suffer consequences for kidnapping people. I also understand that “following orders” can, and possibly will, be a defense for a large portion of these fucker, so I also fully support these fuckers suffer consequences at the hands of private citizens/residents.
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Everyone on Reddit thinks that motorcycles are the most dangerous thing ever and they would never ride one, which just solidifies my theory that they are all the biggest, unfuckable dorks in the universe
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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For some reason I've suddenly remembered those two Palestine activists who were convicted of harassment (later overturned on appeal) for filming themselves asking a Labour MP questions about Gaza.
Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.

One wonders what *would*.
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Her middy cut is sooo cute, I wonder if the studio chopped her hair so she would look more adult, serious reporter, ext.
Today is the birthday of actress Noel Neill (Nov. 25, 1920, to July 13, 2016), who played Lois Lane in both Superman movie serials & all but the first season of the Adventures of Superman television series.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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I really don’t think we can overstate the harm that the tech ethos of move fast and break things (followed by the unsaid “and then just move on”) has done beyond tech. Government, ngos, universities, public schools that have invited the folks who think like this in keep ending up gutted
All DOGE accomplished was purging critical government staff, handing private data to outsiders, and sentencing thousands in developing countries to death by gutting USAID.

I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter
U.S. President Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency has disbanded with eight months left to its mandate.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Pro Israel Jews in NY can fuck all the way off
Zohran Mamdani chastised a Manhattan synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews in New York.
Mamdani Response to Protest Inflames Tensions with Jewish Leaders
The mayor-elect chastised a synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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When the media and government move to demonise a minority it’s always noticeable how that minority gets denied the concept of including children or minors, as she was 17 at the time.
Father Ted co-creator Graham Linehan has been cleared of harassing a transgender activist, but was found guilty of criminal damage to her mobile phone.
Father Ted’s Graham Linehan cleared of transphobic harassment
www.independent.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I really gotta start limiting my replies to followers only lol. Randos sending me novels is annoying
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I want smoking to not be bad for you. Also smell better. And taste nice. Look, I just want to buy and use vintage smoking accessories and look cool af, but I hate everything about cigarettes. Except looking cool af
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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i wish he’d bring this hat back, and maybe get into bootlegging hooch
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Does perimenopause make you really horny all the time?
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Trying to think of what to do in the gap after work but before puppy class. I don't want to buy shit I don't need, or pointlessly consume calories and, uhhhhh? Guess I'll sit in a ditch???
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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genuinely: a russian nesting doll of bullshit that bad actors are using to cast aspersions on basically anything they want
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What kind of disinfectant do you think she was spraying on her shed dry skin flakes, sebum, sweat, bacteria and random secretions? Do you think it was something that didn't leave a residue behind? I don't believe I would fuck someone in a sticky greasy dog bed either. Good on those guys.
Bitch what the fuck?!
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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surely his wife wouldn't have made a huge scene and divorced him, even citing epstein, if anything bad was going on
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Love seeing people still defend Bill Gates in the year 2025.

Nobody who hung out with jeffrey epstein could be an evil man...
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ugh, I can't wait for the damn Wicked movies to stop advertising. They keep showing the cast and I feel like I'm watching the Ally McBeal problem all over again
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM