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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋

@dangertits.bsky.social

2.6K followers 590 following 10K posts

Don't cry over dead fascists. Cry because we have not killed them all 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 3h

I have no idea, I have never delt with them before. A kettle of boiling water down the drains will fix their wagon if they are though

🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 3h

That's the second I've I have seen! Where did they come from and how can I murder them and their family!? 😭

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 3h

Get you a man that comes running with shoe in hand ready to smash the (most likely) giant spider as soon as he hears you make a very specific noise. This time it was a giant cockroach in the bathroom 😭😭😭😭

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah, finger that wonderful quality

🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 4h

Oh hell yeah, I'll be watching this tomorrow

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 8h

Lmao

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Martha Crawford @whatashrinkthinks.com · 10h

I'm sitting here thinking about having a 15 daughter being chased down and abducted by masked men while the local police watch and let them carry her away to god-knows where w/zero accountability

we have to understand that girls are in severe danger of sexual violence from anonymous ICE goons

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 8h

🤢

🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 8h

That's just great

🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 8h

All these people going to bat for a pedo guy. Couldn't be me!

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 8h

No, not even a little

🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 8h

I care??? No, I don't. Do fuck off

🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 8h

Bitch, hang on while I look around for who the fuck asked you

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 9h

Dead on impression

🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 9h

So Diane Keaton is gone, but we still have Woody fucking Allen? Absolute bullshit

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d

King Ghidorah from Godzillas body but his three heads are all big bird from sesame street

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 13h

Oh my God I need this

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18h

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 14h

Flushing cocaine, hiding guns in your panties, just girly things

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 14h

The music budget for this movie must have been astronomical, they got everything and by the original artists

🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 14h

Everyone loves mob wife style lol

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 14h

My husband never bought me a pink Cadillac car, you see what I gotta put up with? No floor length chinchilla, no gold chain necklace, and NO pink Cadillac car. What did I do to deserve such treatment?

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 15h

Oh I'll have to check this out. My "Football is bad, and so is any sport that guarantees head trauma" opinion is not very popular lol

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 4d

I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.

the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 5d

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 15h

One dog goes one way, other dog goes the other way

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