Larry Clow
@larryclow.bsky.social
Trying to be the wizard you see painted on the side of a van. Dog dad to an opinionated Poodle. Adoptee. He/him.
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Hear me out: a spinoff of The Studio where Pope Leo sacks Cardinal Dolan and appoints Marty Scorsese to take his place as archbishop of New York.
September 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Hear me out: a spinoff of The Studio where Pope Leo sacks Cardinal Dolan and appoints Marty Scorsese to take his place as archbishop of New York.
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Impeccable use of Steely Dan to boot
PTA shut down production and ballooned the budget on this movie so he could cast Benicio del Toro, and the very first shot of him instantly proves it was worth it
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Impeccable use of Steely Dan to boot
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"Is Donald J. Trump a pedophile?", the greatest thread in the history of America, locked by a moderator after 600,000 excess deaths worldwide,
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"Is Donald J. Trump a pedophile?", the greatest thread in the history of America, locked by a moderator after 600,000 excess deaths worldwide,
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
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hey just heard from AI Jesus. is that good
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
hey just heard from AI Jesus. is that good
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Why isn't this guy in jail?
Why isn't this guy in jail?
Why isn't this guy in jail?
Me scrolling through Bluesky wondering about three different guys.
Why isn't this guy in jail?
Why isn't this guy in jail?
Me scrolling through Bluesky wondering about three different guys.
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Why isn't this guy in jail?
Why isn't this guy in jail?
Why isn't this guy in jail?
Me scrolling through Bluesky wondering about three different guys.
Why isn't this guy in jail?
Why isn't this guy in jail?
Me scrolling through Bluesky wondering about three different guys.
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Dad Calling Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Dad Calling Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
This is real! I see multiple people just full-on dead-ass run red lights every day. No hesitation!
so uhhhhh is anyone going to do anything about the epidemic of drivers just blasting through red lights these days? @timdonnelly.com investigates: nygroove.nyc/why-does-no-...
Society broke down and all, but you really still need to stop at red lights
I can't believe we need to explain this one, but it seems that we really do
nygroove.nyc
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This is real! I see multiple people just full-on dead-ass run red lights every day. No hesitation!
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Driving in traffic is a dull and unpleasant chore and the only way Americans can escape having to do it all the time is by moving to one of three very expensive cities. This is bad and we should fix it.
appropos of going outside daily, I have to note that drivers have just absolutely and completely lost their minds. I'm amazed that it has, somehow, gotten continually worse
why do drivers do this to themselves. just in full psychopathic rage all the time, everywhere
why do drivers do this to themselves. just in full psychopathic rage all the time, everywhere
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Driving in traffic is a dull and unpleasant chore and the only way Americans can escape having to do it all the time is by moving to one of three very expensive cities. This is bad and we should fix it.
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Reskeeting with alt text cause everyone deserves to see this murder
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Reskeeting with alt text cause everyone deserves to see this murder
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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IM AT THE COMBINATION JIRA TICKET MIRO BOARD
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
IM AT THE COMBINATION JIRA TICKET MIRO BOARD
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REPARATIONS BEGIN W/#MUTUALAID
Bad news: Due to hotel overcharging several hundred dollars I lost the apartment.
Good news: Found a duplex cheaper. I need $500 for deposit since my cash is tied up in disputes. I'm so close. Mvto!
Cashapp $fdanger
Venmo/PayPal @francesdanger
#settlersaturday
Bad news: Due to hotel overcharging several hundred dollars I lost the apartment.
Good news: Found a duplex cheaper. I need $500 for deposit since my cash is tied up in disputes. I'm so close. Mvto!
Cashapp $fdanger
Venmo/PayPal @francesdanger
#settlersaturday
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
REPARATIONS BEGIN W/#MUTUALAID
Bad news: Due to hotel overcharging several hundred dollars I lost the apartment.
Good news: Found a duplex cheaper. I need $500 for deposit since my cash is tied up in disputes. I'm so close. Mvto!
Cashapp $fdanger
Venmo/PayPal @francesdanger
#settlersaturday
Bad news: Due to hotel overcharging several hundred dollars I lost the apartment.
Good news: Found a duplex cheaper. I need $500 for deposit since my cash is tied up in disputes. I'm so close. Mvto!
Cashapp $fdanger
Venmo/PayPal @francesdanger
#settlersaturday
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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It’s a big club and you ain’t in it
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It’s a big club and you ain’t in it
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Dude, goth kids today
Hardly smoke clove cigarettes,
Hardly yearn for death
Hardly smoke clove cigarettes,
Hardly yearn for death
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Dude, goth kids today
Hardly smoke clove cigarettes,
Hardly yearn for death
Hardly smoke clove cigarettes,
Hardly yearn for death
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PLURIBUS (2025)
What a sinister title. It's like something a supervillain would say before tranquilizing the hero
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
PLURIBUS (2025)
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ICE making community inroads
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
ICE making community inroads
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Might fuck around and
Seek relief from a constant
Barrage of bullshit
Seek relief from a constant
Barrage of bullshit
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Might fuck around and
Seek relief from a constant
Barrage of bullshit
Seek relief from a constant
Barrage of bullshit
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Do they understand that GenZ and younger users rely only on search to find files? They've never built a file architecture in their lives. This will spin out of control immediately.
No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Do they understand that GenZ and younger users rely only on search to find files? They've never built a file architecture in their lives. This will spin out of control immediately.
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Welcome to Derry would be better if every ten minutes a character didn't go "You better watch your ass or you'll end up driven to Shawshank Prison in a car named Car named Christine passed a Pet Cemetery. Unless you take a shining to it."
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Welcome to Derry would be better if every ten minutes a character didn't go "You better watch your ass or you'll end up driven to Shawshank Prison in a car named Car named Christine passed a Pet Cemetery. Unless you take a shining to it."