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Iain AF Fleming
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Computer scientist (compilers & networks), lawyer, urban geographer, bassist, and beer drinker.

Francophile/phone.

Quoad ultra denied

[Clackmannan, Scotland]
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The future Trump class warships.
December 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Jesus fucking Christ. No, LLM won’t help you learn more. Why? Because when you read a summary (EVEN IF it’s correct, which is not a given) you are missing out on the process which is arguably more important than the result 🧵
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Oxford people - coming up this Saturday. Meet in Bonn Square to counter a far right demo.
On 20 Dec the far right in Oxford, the ones who keep protesting at the hotel where asylum seekers live, are marching from Morrell Ave to Bonn Sq. They have had to invite non-local groups to swell numbers. If you'd like to join a counter demo, we'll be assembling in Bonn Sq from noon. Please share.
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"A National Digital ID would be so much simpler than all this, don't you think?"
Got an appointment from the hospital. At the top of the first page is my name, address, NHS number and patient number. The first two pages of the letter tell me where and when and remind me that I should bring my hearing aids/walking stick/whatever other helps I might need. The usual stuff. (1/4)
December 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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The argument that banning someone who has deliberately used their car as a weapon from driving is too severe a limitation of their mobility & opportunity for employment should be a damning indictment of how society treats people who don't or can't drive - who are disproportionately disabled &/ poor.
December 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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It's full Butlerian Jihad. I don't even care.
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Denver yesterday
December 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Overheard in the supermarket. Two teenagers.
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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♫ He shouldn’t have run
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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cocaine won't replace you, someone using cocaine will replace you. today with white powder encrusted nostrils, we have Steve Yegge steve-yegge.medium.com/introducing-...
Introducing Beads: A coding agent memory system
I have been vibe coding like a madman for forty days and forty nights. It’s a long story, so I’ll summarize in these three pictures.
steve-yegge.medium.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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"The UK’s politics have already changed. Our electoral system hasn’t, and it’s holding the country back"

ICYMI this is a truly brilliant, simple explainer of everything that's wrong with FPTP by @emmacampaigner.bsky.social od @makevotesmatter.bsky.social

www.opendemocracy.net/en/uk-needs-...
The quiet crisis at the heart of British democracy
Our politics have changed, but our voting system remains the same – and it’s holding us back
www.opendemocracy.net
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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They should have thrown trifle, because the law would not have concerned itself with that
Four people have been arrested after custard and apple crumble were flung at a display case containing part of the Crown Jewels in the Tower of London.
(By Emma Rossiter for BBC News)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Four arrested after crumble and custard thrown at Crown Jewels display
The Tower of London was partially closed to the public while the police investigated.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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As of Wednesday, and without warning, it seems Bonners, one of the last remaining fresh produce suppliers in Oxford's Covered Market has closed. This is very sad. Market needs diversity.

Bonners were absolute stars during Covid lockdown.

cc. @oxfordclarion.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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I think the LLM frenzy is weirdly like what you might expect if cocaine had just been discovered 2 years ago. Lots of people love it and insist it makes them productive, when it actually makes them delusional. Dealers frantically pushing free product in hopes of capturing an addicted consumer base.
I think it’s bad that leaders of companies are visibly up to their gills in stimulants now. Did nobody tell them that, contrary to how they make you feel, those things make you stupid? This is why everyone needs some fuck up friends growing up, to teach them that there’s no good way to abuse drugs.
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Farage had school friends who went to a different school.
Nigel Farage says he won't release the names of his former school friends who have written to him to say he definitely wasn't a massive racist and anti-semite, because journalists will: "chase after them and make their life a misery"
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
I'm so tired of measles.

I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.

Show what measles looks like.
Gallatin Co. reports 2nd measles case, warns of exposure sites nbcmontana.com/news/local/g...
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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As a disabled person, I aspire to be the person the DWP think I am.
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Eleven years ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in memory of Stoppard, here's what I found.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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100%
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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For the pro-virus folk at the FDA.
Immunity
xkcd.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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A raytracer has been written in pure cmake.
There are lots of things that should not be done.
64.github.io/cmake-raytra...
Ray Tracing in pure CMake
A simple ray tracer written in pure CMake
64.github.io
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM