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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 21h

they want you afraid and quiet. you need to be brave and loud.

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mancy @mancy.bsky.social · 18h

I just found a store that has cheese candles, someone is getting a dumbass present soon 😍

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🎃 Spooky Chip bitney 🎃 @fragboner.bsky.social · 21h

on wednesdays we wear black

Goth beaker being told by the other beakers that you are approaching while envoy beaker is coming to kick your shins RUN

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22h

Anytime I have to do anything

Still from the television show Arrested Development showing Buster sitting a jail table with George and Michael. Text reads “Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?”

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mancy @mancy.bsky.social · 18h

My keyboard corrected that to need and well, like, 💁 💅

mancy @mancy.bsky.social · 18h

Whenever I hear Hip Hop Hooray my brain starts playing Hemp Hemp Hooray because I am, first and foremost, a fuckin nerd.

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mancy @mancy.bsky.social · 19h

I'll listen to any song once

Twice if I like it

Three times just to annoy the neighbours

mancy @mancy.bsky.social · 19h

But not Man In The Mirror, which is actually about vampirism

The Onion @theonion.com · 19h

Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too

CLEVELAND—Revealing a vast, forgotten catalog of legitimate pop compositions, a report released Thursday about novelty musical act Michael Joseph Jackson found that the man who recorded the perennial ...

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mancy @mancy.bsky.social · 19h

Me at work: hey, anyone else here like the classic rap?

a man wearing a music band shirt holds a skateboard over his shoulder

ALT: a man wearing a music band shirt holds a skateboard over his shoulder

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mancy @mancy.bsky.social · 20h

X Gon' Give It To Ya is the Don't Stop Believing of rap and you can't change my mind

mancy @mancy.bsky.social · 20h

Oh good, a clean mix, my 91 year old grandpa hates when the metals or the raps have too much swears

(It's probably for the best I don't have the space to host)

mancy @mancy.bsky.social · 20h

"you're crazy for this one, Rick!"

You can't hurt me, you're not my subconscious :P

mancy @mancy.bsky.social · 20h

My brain is currently looping the only four words I recall from an Eminem song I don't otherwise know (but one of them is the title, so it's Lose it).

My brain is screaming at me in Eminem's remembered voice, in what world is any stranger EVER gonna manage to be the worst part of my day?

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 6d

ZZZZZZ - dashare.zone ADMIN

STILL TIRED - SLEEP 5 HOUR'S - SLEEP 8 HOUR'S - SLEEP 11 HOUR'S - ECT ECT ECT "FUCK THIS DOSENT MATTER STILL TIRED" - A SKELITON WHO DOESNT NEED A SOLUTION TO THIS, THERE JUST BEMOANING THAT THEIRS NOT ENOUGH ENERGY IN DA HUMAN BODY TO SATISFY THE NEED'S OF DA WORLD IN 2025 , DA BEST WAY TO GET ENERGY IS A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP BUT EVEN IF YA CATCH UP YOUR ALWAYS BEHIND ,WHO CAN EVEN SLEEP AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO, AND EXERXISE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TOO, AND EAT DA SHIT YOUR SUPPOSE TO ,STARTING TO THINK THAT THE PERFECT LIFE ALWAYS BEING OUT OF REACH IS BY DESIGN , A SOCIETY SET UP SO ONLY THE PEOPLE AT THE TOP OF THE MONEY PILE GOT ENOUGH TIME TO DO EVERY THING RIGHT AND WHEN EVER YOU HEAR FROM ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS THEIR CLEARLY NOT HAPPY EITHER, SO WHAT DA FUCK , ,,,, WHAT DA FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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mancy @mancy.bsky.social · 6d

"what's it like inside your head?"

a black cat wearing a collar is walking on a wooden floor in a kitchen

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 6d

your god can’t save you now

“hamburger Help me” is spray painted on a garage door

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mancy @mancy.bsky.social · 6d

Refs:

youtu.be/sEPgGg78viU

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Close up of Mike Love's face with the word "LOVE" underneath

mancy @mancy.bsky.social · 6d

If anyone would like to steal my dumb shirt ideas, pls make them available as tanks and send me the link when you make them so I can buy two:

- a picture of Mike Love's face above text that reads "love is love"
- a pic of the Golden Girls with the phrase "weekends are for ho shit"

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 6d

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mancy @mancy.bsky.social · 6d

Only two more months and I would have made it a year without breaking a phone!

I'd make a great tester if anyone gave a shit about improving durability

mancy @mancy.bsky.social · 9d

Damn, now how am I gonna casually stroll out with some ridiculously ornate jewelery now? They're gonna expect it.

Well, it's on me for procrastinating, ig

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mancy @mancy.bsky.social · 11d

Oh, SALMON sperm. And here I was slapping bear cum on my face, LIKE A FOOL

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · May 12

THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE CLOAKED STRANGER WHO’S CHASING YOU THROUGH THE CATACOMBS.

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🎃godless dustbin⚰️ @godfrey.bsky.social · 12d

search Craigslist for an apartment in Vancouver, for <$1750 and you get ~450 results. add "cats ok" and that drops to 60

how about that election promise to end pet bans

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