MrHowardEatsPants
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To everyone who voted for Trump so he could bring back manufacturing jobs:
I just got laid off from my manufacturing job. I hope you're fucking happy.
I just got laid off from my manufacturing job. I hope you're fucking happy.
To everyone who voted for Trump so he could bring back manufacturing jobs:
My plant is closing down this summer. This is the second manufacturing job I've been laid off from in as many years.
I hope you're fucking happy.
My plant is closing down this summer. This is the second manufacturing job I've been laid off from in as many years.
I hope you're fucking happy.
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This is so unhinged
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
This is so unhinged
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A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot.
"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."
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"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."
ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 7:09 PM
A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot.
"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."
ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."
ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
To everyone who voted for Trump so he could bring back manufacturing jobs:
My plant is closing down this summer. This is the second manufacturing job I've been laid off from in as many years.
I hope you're fucking happy.
My plant is closing down this summer. This is the second manufacturing job I've been laid off from in as many years.
I hope you're fucking happy.
To everyone who voted for Trump so he could bring back manufacturing jobs:
I just got laid off from my manufacturing job. I hope you're fucking happy.
I just got laid off from my manufacturing job. I hope you're fucking happy.
January 28, 2026 at 4:50 PM
To everyone who voted for Trump so he could bring back manufacturing jobs:
My plant is closing down this summer. This is the second manufacturing job I've been laid off from in as many years.
I hope you're fucking happy.
My plant is closing down this summer. This is the second manufacturing job I've been laid off from in as many years.
I hope you're fucking happy.
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The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
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“tax is tyranny” libertarians seem to be fine with actual tyranny.
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"never want to hear MAGA claim to believe in freedom ever again.
Masked agents of the state are removing random people into unmarked cars while saying “liberals ruined the country.”
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"never want to hear MAGA claim to believe in freedom ever again.
Masked agents of the state are removing random people into unmarked cars while saying “liberals ruined the country.”
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January 24, 2026 at 7:50 PM
“tax is tyranny” libertarians seem to be fine with actual tyranny.
bsky.app/profile/donm...
"never want to hear MAGA claim to believe in freedom ever again.
Masked agents of the state are removing random people into unmarked cars while saying “liberals ruined the country.”
bsky.app/profile/maxb...
bsky.app/profile/donm...
"never want to hear MAGA claim to believe in freedom ever again.
Masked agents of the state are removing random people into unmarked cars while saying “liberals ruined the country.”
bsky.app/profile/maxb...
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CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
January 24, 2026 at 12:07 AM
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
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it is funny how all the fictional monsters we imagined taking over the U.S. for the last 30 years are objectively better people than the current regime. Give me Skeletor, please. Cobra Commander wants to run shit? He can hardly be worse than what we're rockin' today. It's worth a shot!
January 24, 2026 at 8:35 AM
it is funny how all the fictional monsters we imagined taking over the U.S. for the last 30 years are objectively better people than the current regime. Give me Skeletor, please. Cobra Commander wants to run shit? He can hardly be worse than what we're rockin' today. It's worth a shot!
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant
Maybe instead of identifying specific ICE agents who do particularly heinous things, we could just penalize everyone who was on payroll at the agency starting by a certain date.
January 24, 2026 at 3:21 AM
This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant
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The Trump-Vance administration just used your taxes to pay for ICE agents to kill a 37-year-old nurse, who was only there because another ICE agent killed a 37-year-old mother of three, who was only there because ICE agents are kidnapping your neighbors
January 24, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The Trump-Vance administration just used your taxes to pay for ICE agents to kill a 37-year-old nurse, who was only there because another ICE agent killed a 37-year-old mother of three, who was only there because ICE agents are kidnapping your neighbors
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I just don't buy arguments that all this cruelty against immigrants is a mean to some other end. It can be used that way, but it's worth remembering that Nazis diverted resources during wartime to make sure to kill Jews.
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I just don't buy arguments that all this cruelty against immigrants is a mean to some other end. It can be used that way, but it's worth remembering that Nazis diverted resources during wartime to make sure to kill Jews.
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there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
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"Norway, I stopped all those wars so I could have the Nobel Peace Prize and as you won't even GIVE IT TO ME I am SIMPLY FORCED to start a BIG BUNCH OF FUCKING WARS!" is always the way I saw neoliberalism culminating tbf.
January 19, 2026 at 9:12 PM
"Norway, I stopped all those wars so I could have the Nobel Peace Prize and as you won't even GIVE IT TO ME I am SIMPLY FORCED to start a BIG BUNCH OF FUCKING WARS!" is always the way I saw neoliberalism culminating tbf.
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I gave you my Nobel peace prize, please respond
January 16, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I gave you my Nobel peace prize, please respond
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
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I cannot imagine going to school for journalism and then playing the asinine game of pretending not to see or know the facts.
January 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I cannot imagine going to school for journalism and then playing the asinine game of pretending not to see or know the facts.
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"Was the officer struck by the vehicle, as President Trump insists, or did the car pass by or around him?"
If we only had some trusted institution that could adjudicate between competing claims by relying on facts.
If we only had some trusted institution that could adjudicate between competing claims by relying on facts.
January 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
"Was the officer struck by the vehicle, as President Trump insists, or did the car pass by or around him?"
If we only had some trusted institution that could adjudicate between competing claims by relying on facts.
If we only had some trusted institution that could adjudicate between competing claims by relying on facts.
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People keep saying "you have to adopt AI! it's inevitable! eventually you won't be able to avoid it!" and if that is true then how do you explain this *tilts my phone forward toward you so you can clearly see it has a headphone jack*
January 6, 2026 at 3:47 AM
People keep saying "you have to adopt AI! it's inevitable! eventually you won't be able to avoid it!" and if that is true then how do you explain this *tilts my phone forward toward you so you can clearly see it has a headphone jack*
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if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you could score yourself two points, maybe more
January 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you could score yourself two points, maybe more
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”