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🇵🇷Javi No Takes🇵🇷
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King of Bad Takes and saying my mistake - Combat Medic - Voluntaryist - ACAB - DTWD
I have whatever it is that made me go:

If you see this post, an image
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If you see this, post an image
If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh
June 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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- reads replies to bad take
- clicks through to bio
- "followed by people you kinda respect"
- ok
- finds recent mea culpa looking take
- clicks through
- gets scolded by news site that can't run malware on my phone bc ad blocker
- sighs
- subskeets
🎶it's the ciiiiircle of liiiiife🎶
June 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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inclusive hyperviolent early 90s OVA
June 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This hasn’t been a standard for decades.

At the very least you would think yall could hold one of these presidents to account.

But yall are fucking useless.
Here is yet another reminder that the Constitution is not optional…

Congress must authorize military force before any president—including Trump—launches a strike.
June 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
New fur baby acquired. Name to be determined. Twas a rescue from north Texas.
June 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Every time the kids go to their grandparents house we gotta reprogram them like they’re The Winter Soldier.
June 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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We really need some laws to make sure that if you’re wearing glasses that record video everyone knows it. Legally mandate that if you’re wearing smart glasses you also have to wear a cap with a propeller on it
June 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Awesomenauts 3191.2hrs
FFXIV 2029.6
Hades 286.8

I played countless hours of awesomenauts on launch on PlayStation, so I’m sure that number is easily over 4k combined, which is insane.
Stellaris (3048h)
Timberborn (616h)
Crusader Kings 3 (376h)
...according to steam. wouldn't be surprised to see Q2, Q3A, and/or UT2k4 on that list if it went back far enough
Name 3 Videogames you've played for 200 hours.
June 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Pacers blowout Thunder & force game 7, Jeanie Buss sells Lakers for $10B, Shedeur Sanders speeds.

Full Episode 📺: youtu.be/y6IPPbBOhX0?...
Pacers force game 7 vs Thunder, Lakers sell for $10B, Shedeur Sanders speeds | Bomani Jones
YouTube video by The Right Time with Bomani Jones
youtu.be
June 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back

Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-

Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*

Millennials: no wait

The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I don’t like them interviewing players on the bench during play while the ball is live.

Does this make me old?
June 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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The Make America Great guy mad about celebrating America becoming greater
Trump just posted that there are too many non-working holidays.

“The workers don't want it either!”
June 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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The LA Dodgers have more backbone than the entire Democratic Party leadership.
June 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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72 hours is long enough to shuffle people between facilities to e.g. hide specific people you have tortured, or play a shell game where overcrowding only ever exists at facilities not currently being visited

this is not theoretical these are things prison authorities have done in the past
June 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Charles and Bomani talk Jags here with a shout out to @johnshipley.bsky.social as well.
new ep of football 301! filled in as host and brought on @bomani-jones.bsky.social to talk about the shedeur sanders coverage + shemar stewarts righteous stand

then @natetice.bsky.social (now with new baby!), @mattharmon.bsky.social and i rank top 10 defenders open.spotify.com/episode/0m6P...
Why is everyone obsessed with Shedeur Sanders? ft. Bomani Jones + Top 10 NFL defenders in 2025
Football 301 · Episode
open.spotify.com
June 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Take the Olympics from the U.S.
The US has denied the visas of all 12 members of the Senegalese women’s basketball team who were scheduled to travel to the country as part of their preparation for the Afrobasket tournament that begins in August. Afrobasket is also the African qualifiers for the Olympics.

#wnba
June 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Slavery was not ended but codified into the constitution.

The US creates and sells new slaves to for-profit prisons every day.
160 years ago today, the Emancipation Proclamation was fully enacted across the entire country, ending slavery in the United States.
June 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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If you really want to dig into some extensive #Juneteenth primary sources, the Library of Congress has a massive archive of interviews from formerly enslaved people. Here is part of the Texas collection:

www.loc.gov/item/mesn161/
Federal Writers' Project: Slave Narrative Project, Vol. 16, Texas, Part 1, Adams-Duhon
www.loc.gov
June 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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happy juneteenth everyone ✊🏾
June 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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new ep of football 301! filled in as host and brought on @bomani-jones.bsky.social to talk about the shedeur sanders coverage + shemar stewarts righteous stand

then @natetice.bsky.social (now with new baby!), @mattharmon.bsky.social and i rank top 10 defenders open.spotify.com/episode/0m6P...
Why is everyone obsessed with Shedeur Sanders? ft. Bomani Jones + Top 10 NFL defenders in 2025
Football 301 · Episode
open.spotify.com
June 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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@edzitron.com is joined in studio by Pablo Torre of Pablo Torre Finds Out and David Roth of Defector to talk about independent media, what makes a compelling show, and what it’s like raising a turtle.

‪@pablo.show‬ ‪@davidjroth.bsky.social‬

www.iheart.com/podcast/1119...
June 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You said OLD pics please don’t do this…
June 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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smoke: y'all klan?

remmick:
June 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM