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ME, DYING: please... remember me
GUY WHO DISMEMBERED ME: no
GUY WHO DISMEMBERED ME: no
January 24, 2026 at 1:52 AM
ME, DYING: please... remember me
GUY WHO DISMEMBERED ME: no
GUY WHO DISMEMBERED ME: no
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Me: *chopping onions*
Wife: Are you crying?
Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
Wife: Are you crying?
Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
January 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Me: *chopping onions*
Wife: Are you crying?
Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
Wife: Are you crying?
Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
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teacher: what does “agnostic” mean?
me: I don’t know
teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”?
me: *shrug*
teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”?
me: what difference does any of this make?
teacher: amazing
me: I don’t know
teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”?
me: *shrug*
teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”?
me: what difference does any of this make?
teacher: amazing
July 3, 2023 at 5:27 AM
teacher: what does “agnostic” mean?
me: I don’t know
teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”?
me: *shrug*
teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”?
me: what difference does any of this make?
teacher: amazing
me: I don’t know
teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”?
me: *shrug*
teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”?
me: what difference does any of this make?
teacher: amazing
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gn memers and dreamers 💤 🫂
January 20, 2026 at 3:36 AM
gn memers and dreamers 💤 🫂
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I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
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What an adorable little cuck
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
What an adorable little cuck
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Preserve the Friday traditions
November 10, 2023 at 5:13 AM
Preserve the Friday traditions
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MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
March 25, 2024 at 5:57 PM
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
damn that baby looks cool as hell
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a decoração de natal do shopping q parece uma cena de suicídio coletivo na floresta encantada
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
a decoração de natal do shopping q parece uma cena de suicídio coletivo na floresta encantada
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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It really does get repetitive.
October 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It really does get repetitive.
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You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.
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i have wonderful news
October 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i have wonderful news
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SECURITY QUESTION: What was the last name of your first grade teacher?
MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in
MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in
October 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
SECURITY QUESTION: What was the last name of your first grade teacher?
MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in
MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in
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must have been one helluva chase
October 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
must have been one helluva chase
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I’d like to see the cheese before I get into the van
October 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I’d like to see the cheese before I get into the van
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finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
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