Michael
@mpborts.bsky.social
Probably not social enough for social media. My opinions have never been those of my employer's.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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I’ve probably baked over 50 ish pies from scratch in the last 4 years. If you like pie I cannot recommend Erin Jeanne McDowell’s Book on Pie enough. Her recipe for key lime pie with coconut cream pie topping is probably the biggest hit I’ve ever baked.
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’ve probably baked over 50 ish pies from scratch in the last 4 years. If you like pie I cannot recommend Erin Jeanne McDowell’s Book on Pie enough. Her recipe for key lime pie with coconut cream pie topping is probably the biggest hit I’ve ever baked.
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ESCAPE FROM PLANET OF THE APES features arguably the best bathrobe ever shown onscreen.
a monkey wearing a bathrobe and sleeping goggles
Alt: Roddy McDowell playing an ape wearing a bathrobe and sleeping goggles in the movie ESCAPE FROM PLANET OF THE APES
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ESCAPE FROM PLANET OF THE APES features arguably the best bathrobe ever shown onscreen.
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
@jumosq.bsky.social Packstradamus
Dianna Russini casts doubt on J.J. McCarthy's Vikings future
Ace NFL reporter Dianna Russini is wondering whether it could already be the beginning of the end of the J.J. McCarthy era in Minnesota.
awfulannouncing.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
@jumosq.bsky.social Packstradamus
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Gosh, after a seven year absence, my friend @dananddanfilms.bsky.social is back!
I mean - i'm thrilled that Dan is back, but i've never much liked Dan to be honest.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1K...
I mean - i'm thrilled that Dan is back, but i've never much liked Dan to be honest.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1K...
Dan & Dan: The Elephant in the Room
YouTube video by dananddanfilms
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Gosh, after a seven year absence, my friend @dananddanfilms.bsky.social is back!
I mean - i'm thrilled that Dan is back, but i've never much liked Dan to be honest.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1K...
I mean - i'm thrilled that Dan is back, but i've never much liked Dan to be honest.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1K...
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On his deathbed, Matt LaFleur will call a 2nd and long toss out of the shotgun
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
On his deathbed, Matt LaFleur will call a 2nd and long toss out of the shotgun
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Last night’s capitulation to the Trumpists was disgraceful.
And there is one person who bears 100% of the blame, Chuck Schumer.
He must be replaced immediately by a Senator who understands what the American people are saying loudly and clear, Fight Trump, lower costs.
Kick Chuck to the Curb.
And there is one person who bears 100% of the blame, Chuck Schumer.
He must be replaced immediately by a Senator who understands what the American people are saying loudly and clear, Fight Trump, lower costs.
Kick Chuck to the Curb.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Last night’s capitulation to the Trumpists was disgraceful.
And there is one person who bears 100% of the blame, Chuck Schumer.
He must be replaced immediately by a Senator who understands what the American people are saying loudly and clear, Fight Trump, lower costs.
Kick Chuck to the Curb.
And there is one person who bears 100% of the blame, Chuck Schumer.
He must be replaced immediately by a Senator who understands what the American people are saying loudly and clear, Fight Trump, lower costs.
Kick Chuck to the Curb.
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“You must think me a fool to make your racism so transparent!”
- me, at my most Klingon
- me, at my most Klingon
apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“You must think me a fool to make your racism so transparent!”
- me, at my most Klingon
- me, at my most Klingon
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Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
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I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
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Cliff Christl's title may need to change from Team Historian to Lorekeeper to keep track of the Jordan Love Packers
October 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Cliff Christl's title may need to change from Team Historian to Lorekeeper to keep track of the Jordan Love Packers
Shooting for the ring should be the radicalizing event everyone needed to recognize the need for new hosts for the reunion. It was outrageous
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Shooting for the ring should be the radicalizing event everyone needed to recognize the need for new hosts for the reunion. It was outrageous
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October 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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WOW! The Washington Post obtained the rest of the body cam footage showing that the drunk-driving ICE agent promised to check if the arresting officer's partner was Haitian. "I’m going to run some checks when I get back." He added that he would have him deported if "not legit."
October 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Incivility is when a young person says a swear in frustration.
Civility is when I calmly say brown people have no right to live near me.
Civility is when I calmly say brown people have no right to live near me.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Incivility is when a young person says a swear in frustration.
Civility is when I calmly say brown people have no right to live near me.
Civility is when I calmly say brown people have no right to live near me.
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NBA media is not built to cover a gambling scandal, but Defector is: defector.com/products
October 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
NBA media is not built to cover a gambling scandal, but Defector is: defector.com/products
So the State of Texas is suing the New York Jets over Tylenol? Republicans create the absolute dumbest timelines.
October 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
So the State of Texas is suing the New York Jets over Tylenol? Republicans create the absolute dumbest timelines.
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Woooooooooooooooo buddy
October 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Woooooooooooooooo buddy
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Beating Rodgers while he is wearing an MS Paint jersey is pretty good
October 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Beating Rodgers while he is wearing an MS Paint jersey is pretty good
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Let National Glaze Jordan Love Week begin!
October 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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