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Kaija 🏴‍☠️
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"It's good to be good weird"
She/Her, 30's, MN
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That time Rhys managed to cram an unbelievable amount of accidental innuendo into less than a minute of interview time. Wilderpeople special features, you are a gift indeed.
December 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Anyone trying to sell you AI as creativity is not trying to liberate you lol
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Our government is being run by overgrown toddlers. Jfc.
Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
August 10, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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In this edition of "I'm a Dumbass", threadless is doing a Cyber Monday sale I guess so you can get one of my shirts for like $12 or something? Very cool and paying attention of me to post this at 9:14 at night on Monday.
samantharei.threadless.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Actually getting a bad grade on an essay because you attacked the TA's personhood falls under the jurisdiction of a higher, universal law: "fuck around and find out"
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
After months of waiting, my Helluva Boss vinyl is finally here ❤️
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild:

Cow
Turkey
Horse
Aligator
White squirrel
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild:

Boar
Humpback whale
Bald eagle
Centipede *shudders*
Honu (green sea turtle)
Five animals I've seen in the wild

Raccoon
Opposum
Moose
Lizard
Bald eagle

(Going with a loose definition of animal lol, I don't get out much)
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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There's no such thing as device hoarding. Tech companies need to stop selling slightly better models every year at extreme cost.

It's unsustainable and people are starting to be fucking done with it.

Something as expensive as a smart phone should last you years.
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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phones should be DESIGNED to be repairable and last a lifetime

we have ALL the tech, skills, materials and energy we need to make this happen

what we do NOT have on this planet is the materials, energy, or space for toxic trash to sustain the throwaway overconsumption that creates billionaires
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Good
ICE was blocked and impeded by people all the way to the Lincoln Tunnel
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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In case Crunchyroll paying its VAs peanuts for theatrical releases didn't make it obvious, the amount that companies would like to be paying people is zero dollars.
Hey just so you know Amazon decided to give us an AI ENGLISH DUB of Banana Fish instead of actually hiring real voice actors
it is fucking hot garbage
#bananafish #anime
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Neither Montana nor California have legalized in-app gambling and the fact that those two very different states agree on this should be a signal to everywhere else.
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Yup. There he is!
Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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It’s that time of year again!
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Sony throwing this movie away for pennies is the biggest fumble in entertainment history since Fox signed away the merch rights to Lucas for Star Wars
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Gobble Gobble
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Any of us can turn into a Charlie Kirk or Trump under the right circumstances. If you truly think you are incapable of evil bcs you aren't neurodivergent then you are far more dangerous to be around than anyone with NPD. Being unwilling to accept you can cause harm makes it certain you will do so.
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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making a pinned post, better late than never etc. links to my things:

print store: www.inprnt.com/gallery/outo...

ko-fi: ko-fi.com/queermedieval
January 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I don't know who even cares, but Galavant is on Disney+. You're welcome.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM